Iran

[Sheaf Saint]

9 hours ago, Saint86 said:

The state of that man - can't believe i am seeing any mainstream UK party leader picking sides with the Iranian regime over the UK's allies. He has truly swallowed the crazy pills if this is his outlook. You have Iranians all over the world begging the USA to save the people from the regime ffs, videos getting out of civilians rejoicing and laughing at Khamenei's compound being hit, and its a regime that has just butchered 40,000 of their own people in a month, with millions more living under one of the most oppressive regimes in the world... But I guess he has voters to keep happy 

Just watching him on LK show. He quite clearly isn't siding with the Iranian regime, just questioning if the events of the last few days are really the best course of action for the world and for the people of Iran.

He's got a valid point. Us following Bush into Iraq was an absolute clusterfuck and he's obviously keen to avoid the UK being dragged into another similar situation.

But yes, I agree with Whelk that he shows incredible naivety as well. He claimed that Trump was negotiating in bad faith - which he clearly was - but you'd have to be a fucking idiot to believe that Iran weren't as well.

[egg]

14 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Defence Secretary on LK show refusing to be drawn on whether or not he thinks the strikes on Iran were within international law.

Article 51 is crystal clear. If there was an imminent threat, preventative action was legal. If there wasn't, it was illegal. Doubtless we'll be told what the imminent threat to the US and Israel was. 

[egg]

3 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Just watching him on LK show. He quite clearly isn't siding with the Iranian regime, just questioning if the events of the last few days are really the best course of action for the world and for the people of Iran.

He's got a valid point. Us following Bush into Iraq was an absolute clusterfuck and he's obviously keen to avoid the UK being dragged into another similar situation.

But yes, I agree with Whelk that he shows incredible naivety as well. He claimed that Trump was negotiating in bad faith - which he clearly was - but you'd have to be a fucking idiot to believe that Iran weren't as well.

I think your last sentence is the crux. We're not privy to the negotiations, and have no idea what was said or not said. I suspect the truth is there was no imminent danger as such, but more of a let's stop wasting time with these idiots and end them. 

[whelk]

Wish we had more politicians like Alan Johnson

Edited yesterday at 09:41 by whelk

[badgerx16]

37 minutes ago, egg said:

Article 51 is crystal clear. If there was an imminent threat, preventative action was legal. If there wasn't, it was illegal. Doubtless we'll be told what the imminent threat to the US and Israel was. 

I don't think making up their excuses is top of their priority list right now.

Donnie has said "...WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!". Given the firestorms caused by mass bombing of German and Japanese cities in WW2, as well as the deployment of the 2 nuclear bombs, I wonder what he has in mind that could possibly be worse.

Edited yesterday at 10:12 by badgerx16

[whelk]

6 minutes ago, egg said:

Article 51 is crystal clear. If there was an imminent threat, preventative action was legal. If there wasn't, it was illegal. Doubtless we'll be told what the imminent threat to the US and Israel was. 

All these rules are crumbling. Having Russia on UN Security Council and then for them to invade Ukraine shows it all to be pathetically toothless

[egg]

Just now, whelk said:

All these rules are crumbling. Having Russia on UN Security Council and then for them to invade Ukraine shows it all to be pathetically toothless

Yep. The rules based system doesn't exist for the big boys. The West sitting back and tolerating Crimea set this off, and at it's simplest, Trump will do wtf he wants without meaningful international opposition.

[AlexLaw76]

7 minutes ago, egg said:

Yep. The rules based system doesn't exist for the big boys. The West sitting back and tolerating Crimea set this off, and at it's simplest, Trump will do wtf he wants without meaningful international opposition.

2003 set this off

[egg]

12 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

2003 set this off

Fair point. 

[Sheaf Saint]

25 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

I don't think making up their excuses is top of their priority list right now.

Donnie has said "...WE WILL HIT THEM WITH A FORCE THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!". Given the firestorms caused by mass bombing of German and Japanese cities in WW2, as well as the deployment of the 2 nuclear bombs, I wonder what he has in mind that could posdibly be worse.

Unlike him to exaggerate. He's usually so calm and measured with his words.

[badgerx16]

Putin complaining of the "violation of the norms of human morality and international law" doesn't really pass muster.

 

[whelk]

8 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Putin complaining of the "violation of the norms of human morality and international law" doesn't really pass muster.

 

Where are you getting your drones from now you little bald cunt?

[Farmer Saint]

All we need now is a rogue missile to get through and take out Ben and his IDF stooges and this will be a good result for the world.

[Lord Duckhunter]

 

[Turkish]

Have we all updated our social media accounts to show our support? The amount of people who are holding Dubai in their thought and prayers 🙄 

tell me you’ve been to Dubai without telling me you’ve been to Dubai 

[AlexLaw76]

I have told my boss I wont be in work for a while as I am in mourning and will be for the next 40 days.

Solidarity, that is what I am about

Edited yesterday at 13:41 by AlexLaw76

[Gloucester Saint]

2 hours ago, Farmer Saint said:

All we need now is a rogue missile to get through and take out Ben and his IDF stooges and this will be a good result for the world.

Another one taking out Trump and Vance to go with Ben and the IRG and the world would be much safer place.

Edited yesterday at 13:42 by Gloucester Saint
Would

[AlexLaw76]

White smoke seen from the central government building in Tehran. New supreme leader elected...

[Jimmy_D]

3 hours ago, badgerx16 said:

Putin complaining of the "violation of the norms of human morality and international law" doesn't really pass muster.

 

Another aspect that has contributed to this attack being deemed viable, being backed by Russia doesn't hold anywhere near the weight it used to.

[badgerx16]

1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said:

White smoke seen from the central government building in Tehran. New supreme leader elected...

Sultana and Corbyn, the fruit and nut party.

Edited yesterday at 15:44 by badgerx16

[iansums]

[badgerx16]

19 minutes ago, iansums said:

Should make them harder to beat.

[Turkish]

3 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said:

I have told my boss I wont be in work for a while as I am in mourning and will be for the next 40 days.

Solidarity, that is what I am about

You stand with Dubai, yes?

[Saint86]

11 hours ago, whelk said:

Great strategy by Iran - attack all your neighbours 

In their defence, that's been their strategy for decades...

[badgerx16]

2 hours ago, Saint86 said:

In their defence, that's been their strategy for decades...

It's not fair, they're all against us.

Never mind chaps, it makes martyrdom easier.

[benjii]

[benjii]

Ah, bollox. Too late.

[egg]

An alternative take on it from an Ozzie.  I'm not where I stand on it, but is a strong opinion:

"Let me ask you a question that nobody in the mainstream media has the balls to ask out loud.

While the Middle East is on fire, while the Strait of Hormuz is functionally closed, while Australians are being told to fill their tanks up before prices go through the roof, while the global economy teeters on the edge of the most catastrophic recession in living memory, while Trump is on Truth Social in his nappy typing in capitals at 3am — who exactly is sitting back in a gold-plated fucking armchair, sipping tea that costs more than your mortgage repayment, and quietly counting their money?

Go on. Have a fucking guess. Take your time.

I'll give you a clue. They're wearing very expensive robes. They own football clubs you support. And they haven't said a single genuinely useful fucking thing in about fifty years.

That's right. Say hello to Saudi Arabia. Qatar. The UAE. Kuwait. Bahrain. The Gulf states. The great friends of the West. The noble, peace-loving, definitely-not-funding-terrorism moderates of the Arab world. The magnificent bastards who signed the Abraham Accords and got a standing fucking ovation from Washington for normalising relations with Israel while Palestinians were being turned into rubble and the rest of the world was being told it was complicated.

These guys. These absolute fucking guys.

Where are they now, you ask? How are they responding to this historic crisis? What bold leadership are they displaying in this moment of global peril?

Well. On Sunday, while the bombs were still falling on Iran, while tankers were turning around in the Gulf of Oman, while the world's oil market was having a complete psychological fucking meltdown and ordinary people everywhere were being told to go fill their cars up immediately — OPEC+ held a meeting. A meeting they had already scheduled before the war even started, which should tell you everything you need to know about how utterly gobsmacked they were by all of this.

And they announced they would boost production by 206,000 barrels per day.

Two hundred and six thousand barrels.

Out of the roughly twenty million barrels per day that flow through the Strait of Hormuz.

That's like showing up to a five-alarm house fire with a garden hose, a cheese sandwich, and a look of deep fucking concern. That's not stabilising the market. That's performance art. That is the geopolitical equivalent of posting a sad face emoji while your neighbour's house burns down and quietly calling your real estate agent to ask what that's going to do to your property value.

Because here's the dirty little secret that everyone in the oil industry knows and absolutely nobody says on television because half of them are funded by the same people.

A war that doubles the oil price, at a moment when you can publicly wring your manicured hands and call for de-escalation, when you can point at Iran as the aggressor, when you can issue solemn diplomatic statements in a beautifully pressed robe while quietly pumping as many barrels as your desert will produce at double the fucking price?

That is not a catastrophe for the Gulf states.

That is better than Christmas.

That is Christmas, your birthday, a lottery win, and a happy ending all arriving simultaneously in a stretch limousine. That is the kind of financial event that makes grown men in palaces quietly lock the door, turn the air conditioning up, and do a little fucking dance where nobody can see them.

Gold is sitting at over $5,300 an ounce right now. Up over a thousand dollars since January alone. Silver is charging toward $100. Brent crude spiked 8 percent before formal markets even opened Sunday night and analysts are screaming about $100, $120, $140 a barrel if this drags on. Saudi Arabia ships 5.5 million barrels per day. Every single dollar added to the oil price multiplies across 5.5 million barrels. Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

Get a calculator out. I'll wait here.

Have you done it? Are you okay? Do you need a moment? Perhaps a little lie down?

Now here's where it gets really interesting, because these crafty fuckers are not stupid. Morally bankrupt? Absolutely. More two-faced than a novelty fucking clock? Without question. But not stupid.

They can read a calendar. They can see the EV revolution coming like a freight train with its headlights on full. Electric vehicles are eating into oil demand for transportation faster than OPEC's own projections predicted, and every oil sheikh with half a brain cell knows that the age of the petrodollar has a use-by date stamped on it in letters ten storeys high. The golden goose is not going to lay forever. The party ends eventually.

So what do you do when you can see the golden goose is getting old and tired and the fucking vegans are already lobbying to have it released into a sanctuary?

You grab it by the throat and you squeeze every last fucking egg out of it while you still can. You build your NEOM vanity city in the desert. You buy every European football club that isn't nailed down. You fund your Vision 2030 economic diversification plan. And you quietly thank whatever deity you pray to that a spray-tanned American lunatic in a USA cap just lit the Middle East on fire and temporarily doubled your income, right in the window before EVs eat your lunch.

You're welcome, Riyadh. Truly. Our pleasure.

And here — here is the part that should make your blood absolutely fucking boil until it evaporates.

Yes, Iran targeted Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain and the UAE with retaliatory missiles. Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain and the UAE dramatically closed their airspace. There were explosions in Doha. There was footage. There were deeply serious, deeply concerned statements issued with the gravity of men who have never experienced a single consequence in their entire lives.

Saudi Arabia confirmed that Iran targeted Riyadh and the kingdom's eastern region — and in the same breath, in the very same fucking statement, quietly revealed that they had already told Iran in advance that they would not allow Saudi airspace or territory to be used to target Iran.

They gave Iran a heads up.

A private, diplomatic, cosy little whisper. Don't worry mate, we won't let them use our backyard to come at you. And yet there they sit, hosting American military assets, participating in US-brokered normalisation with Israel, watching Iran get systematically demolished by their American sugar daddy — and then issuing press releases of shocked outrage when Iranian missiles arrive in return, wearing an expression of absolute fucking innocence that would make a golden retriever look shifty by comparison.

You cannot sit at every table, take money from every hand, make quiet promises to every party, sleep in every bed, eat everyone's breakfast, steal everyone's wallet, and then act like a startled fucking virgin when someone finally notices.

These are not innocent bystanders. These are not horrified observers. These are nations that have spent decades playing every side of every conflict in the region with the moral consistency of a politician at election time. Funding whoever was useful. Abandoning whoever wasn't. Normalising with Israel while Palestinians were being starved and bombed and bulldozed by the millions. Issuing tasteful statements of concern about civilian casualties while placing fresh orders for the American weapons causing those casualties. Sending thoughts and prayers to Yemen while simultaneously helping blow the living shit out of it.

And through all of it, through every war and every atrocity and every humanitarian catastrophe that has made the Middle East what it is today, making absolutely fucking certain that the petrodollar system that made them obscenely, dynastically, generationally wealthy continued to function without a single interruption.

They don't give a shit about Palestine. They never fucking did. That was always just a talking point, a card to play, a crowd to gesture toward when it was politically convenient. They don't give a shit about Iran. They don't give a shit about Lebanon or Yemen or any of the other places their geopolitical maneuvering has helped turn into catastrophes. They don't even give a shit about each other, if we're being honest, because when Iranian missiles were landing in Qatar, Saudi Arabia's first instinct wasn't regional brotherhood and solidarity — it was to quietly confirm that their East-West pipeline infrastructure was undamaged and their production capacity was fully operational.

Nothing personal, Qatar. Just business.

Because that's what all of this has always been.

Strip away every layer of religious rhetoric. Remove the geopolitical posturing. Throw away the high-minded diplomatic language and the United Nations speeches and the beautifully worded communiques about peace and stability. Get all the way down to the bare bones of what is actually happening here and what you find, every single time, without exception, is one thing.

The dollar.

The petrodollar.

The arrangement hammered out in the Saudi desert in 1945 between Franklin Roosevelt and King Abdulaziz that essentially said: you price your oil in American dollars, you buy American weapons by the shipload, you support American foreign policy wherever it leads, and in return America will protect you, arm you, and look the other way while you do absolutely whatever the fuck you want to your own people, your neighbours, and anyone else unfortunate enough to get between you and the arrangement.

That deal has never been about democracy. Not for one single fucking second. It has never been about human rights or regional stability or any of the other gorgeous words that get deployed in press releases while the bodies are still warm. It has been about money. It has only ever been about money. It will always only ever be about money.

And right now, with the Middle East on fire, with the Strait of Hormuz closed, with oil spiking and gold smashing records and the global economy hurtling toward the correction it has been building toward for eighteen long and reckless fucking years, that arrangement is paying its biggest dividend in decades.

To the people who were already so wealthy they've run out of things to buy.

While you're wondering whether you can afford to fill your tank this week.

The house always wins, mate.

It just never fucking wins for you".

[Gloucester Saint]

Ben the nutter expands to attacking Lebanon.

[whelk]

1 minute ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Ben the nutter expands to attacking Lebanon.

Didn’t Hezbollah attack first?

[badgerx16]

BBC proof reading at it's finest...

"Many countries currently have closed their air space closed".

[Gloucester Saint]

3 minutes ago, whelk said:

Didn’t Hezbollah attack first?

Yes but the level of response is bound to create further escalation, which he and his cabinet of lunatics actually want.

Edited 9 hours ago by Gloucester Saint

[whelk]

Assume Iran will stil take part in the World Cup?

[whelk]

Feel sorry for all those disrupted by cancelled flights and those on holiday. Wonder how all the expat tax exiles who boast about loving their superior life in Dubai over crappy old Britain are feeling today?

[Gloucester Saint]

11 minutes ago, whelk said:

Assume Iran will stil take part in the World Cup?

I’d have thought so, albeit not many travelling supporters…

[Sheaf Saint]

2 minutes ago, whelk said:

Feel sorry for all those disrupted by cancelled flights and those on holiday. Wonder how all the expat tax exiles who boast about loving their superior life in Dubai over crappy old Britain are feeling today?

Terrified, that's how they're feeling.

My 10 year old nephew lost his mum to cancer on Thursday they are supposed to be burying her in Wednesday but the church, along with many other public spaces, has been closed.

He's shut himself in his room crying continuously, because on top of just having lost his mum to cancer, his home country (he was born in Bahrain and it's the only home he has ever known) is on fucking fire.

I should be in the departure lounge right now, on my way to support my brother through an incredibly difficult time for him. But instead I'm sat here at home feeling absolutely helpless, constantly checking the news and waiting for updates to confirm they are still safe. 

My brother is trying to get a funeral arranged for his wife, while at the same time trying to reassure his son that everything is okay despite the fact that they can hear the fucking explosions from their apartment.

It's utterly fucked.

[badgerx16]

Reported Iranian drone attack on RAF Akrotiri on Cyprus.

[badgerx16]

I bet Pete Hegseth is walking round with a permanent hard-on at the moment.

Edited 9 hours ago by badgerx16

[badgerx16]

"Several" US fighter jets are reported to have crashed this morning in Kuwait.

Edited 8 hours ago by badgerx16

[egg]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Didn’t Hezbollah attack first?

Sort of. Israel hasn't stopped attacking Lebanon, but Hezbollah did hit Haifa so a response was to be expected. 

[whelk]

1 hour ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Terrified, that's how they're feeling.

My 10 year old nephew lost his mum to cancer on Thursday they are supposed to be burying her in Wednesday but the church, along with many other public spaces, has been closed.

He's shut himself in his room crying continuously, because on top of just having lost his mum to cancer, his home country (he was born in Bahrain and it's the only home he has ever known) is on fucking fire.

I should be in the departure lounge right now, on my way to support my brother through an incredibly difficult time for him. But instead I'm sat here at home feeling absolutely helpless, constantly checking the news and waiting for updates to confirm they are still safe. 

My brother is trying to get a funeral arranged for his wife, while at the same time trying to reassure his son that everything is okay despite the fact that they can hear the fucking explosions from their apartment.

It's utterly fucked.

That is very sad indeed Sheaf. Hope it settles down soon

[east-stand-nic]

2 hours ago, whelk said:

Feel sorry for all those disrupted by cancelled flights and those on holiday. Wonder how all the expat tax exiles who boast about loving their superior life in Dubai over crappy old Britain are feeling today?

I can't speak for those in the Middle East so much, although I did spells there. However, I have been in Thailand for 2 Coups, plus the red shirt riots and protests of 2010. Like most people, we just get on with life, as you all do in the UK even though you have the constant threat of being stabbed (or raped if you are white and under 16). 

Edit. Good friend of mine was coming to see me next Sunday, but his flight was cancelled. Shit happens. 

Edited 7 hours ago by east-stand-nic

[Lighthouse]

Petrol stations are already getting ‘fun’. Get ready for the photos of people with jerrycans in the Daily Mail.

[Lighthouse]

Looks like Etihad are feeling brave 😟

[badgerx16]

The three US F-15 fighters that crashed were apparently victims of a friendly fire incident.

 

"The Ministry of Defence adds that it is coordinating with its US ally regarding the "circumstances of the incident", and is continuing investigations into the "causes of the incident".

Edited 6 hours ago by badgerx16

[ecuk268]

3 hours ago, whelk said:

Feel sorry for all those disrupted by cancelled flights and those on holiday. Wonder how all the expat tax exiles who boast about loving their superior life in Dubai over crappy old Britain are feeling today?

 

[badgerx16]

41 minutes ago, east-stand-nic said:

Like most people, we just get on with life, as you all do in the UK even though you have the constant threat of being stabbed (or raped if you are under 16). 

 

Much like Thailand then.

[iansums]

6 hours ago, benjii said:

Ah, bollox. Too late.

More a case of me being too quick, something Mrs Sums often complains about!

[Farmer Saint]

4 hours ago, whelk said:

Feel sorry for all those disrupted by cancelled flights and those on holiday. Wonder how all the expat tax exiles who boast about loving their superior life in Dubai over crappy old Britain are feeling today?

So I spoke to one of my friends, who was a senior VP at a large retail company. He joined in April, and has unfortunately lost his job 2 weeks ago as part of a huge re-structure. His home that was part of his package has been taken away, because as you can probably imagine labour rights are non-existent out there. Apparently there are massive issues out there currently as the number of ex-pats outweigh the number of jobs, and people are moving without properly understanding the cost of living and all the additional costs with regards accomodation. Heat in the Summer is unbearable, and where his wife and newborn are over there on maternity she was pretty much housebound for 4 months last year.

With regards how Dubai is right now, he said it's just really odd. Nobody knows what to really do so they're staying inside for the time-being. Loads of noise constantly overhead, but nothing too bad as of yet.

He's coming back as soon as he can, unsurprisingly.

Edited 5 hours ago by Farmer Saint

[tdmickey3]

2 hours ago, east-stand-nic said:

I can't speak for those in the Middle East so much, although I did spells there. However, I have been in Thailand for 2 Coups, plus the red shirt riots and protests of 2010. Like most people, we just get on with life, as you all do in the UK even though you have the constant threat of being stabbed (or raped if you are white and under 16). 

Edit. Good friend of mine was coming to see me next Sunday, but his flight was cancelled. Shit happens. 

Gary G ?