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Surely no Saints manager lasts as long as 12 months?

 

You forget, Lowe's gone, nickh & I will be around for years...

 

And as for those wannbees...

 

Entry qualification starts on presentation of your "I completed the London Marathon" in less than a day certifcate, after that you will be sent for a trial match, probably on the side of Ben Nevis, kicking uphill in the SECOND half in October playing in skins.

If you get through that you MAY get invited to the training camp at the Rugby 7's in Dubai in November.

Then, and only then we may consider the Brown paper bag in the SMS car park to allow you the option to pay Granty the match fee

 

DLT, Hamster, Granty & BigDaveWatson are true Saints Legends. Gonna take a lot to kick them out the team

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This is a Saints forum; not a forum for over weight sad ****s living out their childhood fantasies. Take it elsewhere

 

And is it not a forum football match??? Jealous that we actually have some fun out of the forum and it is actually something positive as opposed to the normal routine of lets slag anyone off we can.... If you don't like the thread pass on by my friend. Otherwise let your football do the talking!!! See you in 2010!

 

by the way can you post a link to the over weight sad ****s living out their childhood fantasiesise forum 'cause i must be on the wrong site!!! Try and smile at the screen cause its the only friend you have mate!!!

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I thought this was just a desperate one summer thing the club were doing.

 

Thats what Madness did one year... and lookthere doing Madstock again. If something is fun and you enjoy it and it helps the club out why limit it to one summer only. We had a right good night - and we have all got something out of it and made some good new friends so it is well worth it!!

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the problem with this thread is that we will get all the hangers on who want to be in our gang.Tell them it was c### experience get no takers and then at the last minute make a derisory bid, see I have leant from Salz and co.

The managersw places have already been taken by the way.It is going to be like Ale v Frazer the rumble in the Jumble. Ale (nickh) was quoted about his opposite number (Phil Du'bee) 'He flouts like a asylum seeker and stings like a scam'

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Actually

 

I think this match should be staged on a special All Saints Day as part of our pre-season run up.

 

As a gesture to the loyal and always supportive members of TSW (lol) the new owners should allow the re-match to be staged as part of a family fun concert day in the run up to our first home pre-season friendly against the might of some touring team from the Latvian third division or whatever.

 

With such pent-up demand and the wave of adoration that is bound to come when the DVD's are released and show what a fantastic, nay stunning level of skill, dedication, work rate and effort was on offer, I reckon we'd get a bigger crowd than the First Team.

 

What's more, the new management team of DP & nickh would be ready to step in straight away should our (possible) new manager screw up his first game in charge

 

(Oh & Whitey - Leading Scorer is easy - just hang around long enough at Reflex after the game)

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Actually

 

I think this match should be staged on a special All Saints Day as part of our pre-season run up.

 

As a gesture to the loyal and always supportive members of TSW (lol) the new owners should allow the re-match to be staged as part of a family fun concert day in the run up to our first home pre-season friendly against the might of some touring team from the Latvian third division or whatever.

 

With such pent-up demand and the wave of adoration that is bound to come when the DVD's are released and show what a fantastic, nay stunning level of skill, dedication, work rate and effort was on offer, I reckon we'd get a bigger crowd than the First Team.

 

What's more, the new management team of DP & nickh would be ready to step in straight away should our (possible) new manager screw up his first game in charge

 

(Oh & Whitey - Leading Scorer is easy - just hang around long enough at Reflex after the game)

Do they do concessions? :)

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Im in, can we make sure Steve Grants Dad aint ref

Im assured that Granty is honest as a day, it was the underhand tactics by Dubai 'the brown envelope' Phil. Next time I will not allow the refs Nowegian labrador to be tehered to the refs dressing room door, but indeed be allowed onto the pitch with him.

I saw the9 at saintsaid, he was not limping or laying down and so he is in my team with Influenced and of course OOhTerry Hurlock who looks fitternot in a ghey sense of course)

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Thats what Madness did one year... and lookthere doing Madstock again. If something is fun and you enjoy it and it helps the club out why limit it to one summer only. We had a right good night - and we have all got something out of it and made some good new friends so it is well worth it!!

Yeah but madstock 92 will never be topped ;)

See you at victoria park :)

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DLT, Hamster, Granty & BigDaveWatson are true Saints Legends. Gonna take a lot to kick them out the team

 

Gaffer, remind me to **** you off next time we meet Sir. Would you like me to smother it in jam first, as a special treat for us both?

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If anyone who didn't play this year is in any doubt whatsoever whether it is worth the money, then please take my word for it that it is a truly priceless experience. You will not regeret it one bit.

 

Actually, could the forum not challenge a few Div 3 visting fans forums to the odd Sat morning match? Could be fun as long as the teams are not picked on skill level.

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If anyone who didn't play this year is in any doubt whatsoever whether it is worth the money, then please take my word for it that it is a truly priceless experience. You will not regeret it one bit.

 

Actually, could the forum not challenge a few Div 3 visting fans forums to the odd Sat morning match? Could be fun as long as the teams are not picked on skill level.

 

Skill is not the only problem Hamster but we have a new ageist policy and so you are out.

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Actually, could the forum not challenge a few Div 3 visting fans forums to the odd Sat morning match? Could be fun as long as the teams are not picked on skill level.

We used to do just that back in the late nineties when there was a thing called "Internet Saints" (still have the T-Shirt). I am sure Dave "somebody or other" used to run it. It was a purely e-mail based forum based on some old Plesk-based mailing list I think. Anyone remember this?
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We used to do just that back in the late nineties when there was a thing called "Internet Saints" (still have the T-Shirt). I am sure Dave "somebody or other" used to run it. It was a purely e-mail based forum based on some old Plesk-based mailing list I think. Anyone remember this?

 

You just fell out of the computer nerd closet!..... Are you playing next year then????

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Gaffer, remind me to **** you off next time we meet Sir. Would you like me to smother it in jam first, as a special treat for us both?
You definitely are in Phils team, I dont need my team to do that, I leave it down to quality and team ethic.

Iwould expect you need to cover it in Canestan by the way.

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We used to do just that back in the late nineties when there was a thing called "Internet Saints" (still have the T-Shirt). I am sure Dave "somebody or other" used to run it. It was a purely e-mail based forum based on some old Plesk-based mailing list I think. Anyone remember this?

 

We're still doing it, we played Preston and Watford last season. In fact last season we also ran a side in Sholing Press Sunday Div 4 to give us more cohesion, suffice to say that plan didn't quite work. We came bottom and used about 40 players including a 13 year old at one point! And our keeper was a Skate...

 

If you're interested though, stevegrant is your man. There's also a weekend tournament in Leeds annually which is a great laugh.

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We're still doing it, we played Preston and Watford last season. In fact last season we also ran a side in Sholing Press Sunday Div 4 to give us more cohesion, suffice to say that plan didn't quite work. We came bottom and used about 40 players including a 13 year old at one point! And our keeper was a Skate...

 

If you're interested though, stevegrant is your man. There's also a weekend tournament in Leeds annually which is a great laugh.

I am more of a "weekly 5-a-side and golf" man these days, but I would certainly have a bash at one of these events if it ever comes about again.
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Yet another hilarous quip. I can barely contain myself.....I've definitely got to get a seat somewhere else next season.

 

I think you will be ok as there is sure to be plenty of space.... the way things are going you could have your own stand!!!! I'll still be able to see you though!!

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I would 100% be on for a rematch. Still having nightmares about then last minute winner! Hopefully I can give a better showing of myself next time round( and not blaze over from 12 yards!) thought me and influenced were striking up a dominant partnership in the middle.
Yep it would be good.This time we should have the home dressing room so that the team could experience that.We would of course be ready for the under hand tactics that DP had used last time, it would be working out what dastasrdly act he had lined up for us thids time that would be the problem.
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