Saint Keef

I just read that site. I need to go for a wash now as I'm feeling a little grubby.

So who the hell can we blame on here now.......ummmm......uhhhhh.......Oh Jack Stephens. Let's have a pop at him.

Calling someone a racist is light humour? OK whatever. I can't wait to see your one-man stand-up comedy routine once you get on to the serious stuff. I bet it's a right hoot. Anyway, I'll take it that you meant it to be funny.....although I didn't find it so. I've used up all my messages for today (blast!!! I had some really good things to say too) so I won't be answering further.

It was a little light humour Turkish. Don't fucking call me a racist. You need to come out from behind your keyboard occasionally. There are many things I could call you with some of the utter drivel you put up on here. Twat seems to be a good place to start and if the Mods aren't happy with this so be it.

Good luck to Che McAdams as he shall be called from now on.

He has been a very good servant to the club, but this is a harsh business. We need someone on the left similar to the KWP ilk on the right. I'm not suggesting I know who that might be, but a left back who is quick, good in the tackle, can take on and beat opposition defenders and can supply a final ball into the box and then get back quickly if it breaks down. I'm afraid Ryan doesn't offer much of these anymore. Far too many backward passes and he seems to lack "desire and determination". Whether that's his attitude or just age has caught up with him I'm not sure. I get the argument that we need to strengthen elsewhere as a priority. But a marauding pacey left back in my opinion would open up so many more opportunities. I wonder how much Man U would want for Luke Shaw.......Haha.

Up until the "taking of the knee" I thought we looked pretty good..........after that we were shit.

We are "officially" in a relegation battle and we are "officially" shit.

Probably Declan Rice.....he's apparently worth over £100m according to Moyes. Full credit to Moyes though for turning around that team. I for one, didn't think he had it left in him after a couple of poor stints elsewhere. I really hope that loan doesn't backfire on them...................................................ok, being honest.......I really hope it does!

So the next time he pulls on a Saints shirt, gives a 100% for the team, happens to score one of his wonder free-kicks, you will stay seated, arms folded, with a glum look on your face, thinking "That's not right......he's a Skate.....and so are his family". I bet you felt the same (if you are old enough to remember) when Bobby Stokes scored the Cup Final winner. Personally I couldn't have given a monkey's toss where he was from when he scored. I can't predict whether one day JWP will make a big move, if he does - he does, but for fuck sake we should enjoy him while he's here and if he stays forever and continues to perform well then in my eyes he'll be a legend. You obviously disagree. My point was, he might actually like playing for Saints and might want to stay. I don't like that lot down the road any more than you but I would rather he was scoring those goals for us than for them.

Can I add wanker to that? Anyway Liverpool have a much greater need - a decent centre back. Possibly someone to partner VVD when he returns. Maybe Dutch as well. Step forward Mr Wesley Hoedt. They can get him relatively cheaply........."£4.50p and he's yours"

Maybe, just maybe, JWP is happy at Southampton. He likes being club captain, he likes living in this area. I don't know enough about his personal life, but maybe his family and roots are here. I'm sure he makes a very decent living playing for Southampton (and England) and doesn't want the "bright lights big city" move. Maybe he likes the fact that he gets picked for every game, rather than warming a bench sometimes in a bigger team. Le Tiss stayed loyal and he's a Saints legend because of it. Why not JWP? Imagine if Le Tiss had moved to a bigger club - he wouldn't have been held in such high esteem here. Maybe, just maybe it suits JWP to be here.

Shit! I can't find my black arm band....... A poem....in celebration of Liverpool's demise. Klippity Klopp used to be top With Hendo his number one skipper But not any more, now they're poorer than poor Congratulations all you bin dippers.

I don't like to criticize our own players, or as some do, openly abuse them on here, but I have to finally admit he looks like a spent force. He was appalling tonight. By far our worst player. I truly lost count of the times he gave the ball away to the opposition. He offers very little in attack these days, he's a liability defending, gives away needless fouls and he definitely bottled out of a 50/50 challenge tonight, just outside their box, which if he had won could (probably not though) have led to something promising. Time to move him on methinks......if anyone would want him based on current form.

I think I noticed a couple of differences between the two teams. When we got a corner or a free kick, Everton used a tactic known as DEFENDING. When they got a corner or free kick.....WE DIDN'T. When Everton passed the ball it more often than not went to an Everton player. This obviously confused Redmond, because when he passed the ball it also went to an Everton player. Bertrand was also confused. He obviously thought we were winning, because every time he got the ball, he would stop and waste a few seconds before eventually....pause.....after a few seconds.....pause.....he would......pause......pass it backwards. Bednarek was like a fish up a chimney at right back. He looked better when he moved back to the middle. The only positives were Armstrong who I thought was our best player by a mile and I also thought Djenepo gave his all again as well. In summing up though, I think it is fair to say, it was definitely Jack Stephens' fault!!!!

The one player we are really missing is KWP. We just don't look the same threat without him. I can't criticize Bednarek too much because he's being asked to play out of position, but he looks like a fish up a chimney.

Here you go Mr Toffee. Here's our team news....hope it's of use to you..... Frank Furter Warren Peace Jimmy Jams Chuck Bricks Len Scapp Willie Shaker Lloyd Spank Tom O'Hawk Anita Bush Emma Royds Phil McCaverty Bench: Edna Clouds, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch, Colin Ostomy, Rod Anline, Courtney Fish, Jack Schitt. Our manager is still Stan Dupp We were going to name Doug Owt, but he plays for your lot doesn't he?

Jankowitz or Stephens....Stephens or Jankowitz.......Jankowitz or Stephens......Let's face, whichever one it is James Rodriguez will rung rings around us. (Obviously I hope not, but.....) On a positive note, playing on a Monday night as opposed to a Friday night or midday on a Saturday......it doesn't fuck up the whole weekend if we lose.

Right! I'll get my boots out. Haven't played since about 2006, but at this rate I reckon I might get a call from Ralph. I'll do a few stretches so I'm ready......... DAMN! The groin's just gone.....oh well......

Strange......no one has blamed Jack Stephens yet. I blame Jack Stephens for that.

Very difficult to call. I'm putting my money on it not being a 0-0 Leeds on their day can destroy any defence. However their own defence is very shaky. We will create chances and just need to put them away. A seven goal thriller for me, with any combination of result.

Has it finished? Can I open my eyes yet? How did we get on? I blame Jack Stephens whatever the score. Has Ralph "walked" yet? Is Gao still the owner? I expect Redmond was rubbish was he? Have MLG and Trousers disagreed over anything today? I blame Jack Stephens for that!

We could end the loan now and bring him back but he'd probably get disorientated in the airport and catch the wrong flight, possibly to somewhere like Botswana, Bolivia or Bahrain (pick any other countries you wish) and then spend a week blaming airport authorities for his mistake...... ......anyway, he's far too good for us (in his head!)

Yep. Totally agree. I note that at half-time Arsenal are 3-0 up against Leeds........I blame Jack Stephens. Seriously - those saying McCarthy is poor should have a look at the Leeds keeper's "howlers" today. That's my three posts used up for today......but by gosh it's been fun.

We've lost a game. Cue the people on here who look for a scapegoat every week. Those of you who think we can get a better manager than Ralph are sadly deluded. Those of you who think Fraser Forster is a safer bet than Alex McCarthy must have very short memories. I'm surprised no one has yet blamed Jack Stephens today.