Patrick Bateman

Was thinking about this too. Pochettino inherited an eager squad of fairly young players, who'd played together a while and risen together, under a manager with hardly any ego or bravado in Adkins. I actually think he therefore inherited a really well-rounded bunch of lads/blokes. These lads, being receptive, took all his ideas on, ran with them and did rather bloody well. Inherit a bunch of blokes at a club that always had grander ambitions, never going to be the same result. Just my view anyway. Edit: Oh and added to this, that Pochettino turned most of these well-rounded lads into £ seeking mercenaries ...

Sometimes you do crack me up, ART!

Grrrrr, yes. THAT night ...

It's definitely Chelsea's year, closely followed by Man City, with Man Utd and Arsenal ... the "normal" top four. I can't see Liverpool finishing as high as 5th if they don't change and get a bit of luck - it's also annoying we had them first as I'm pretty sure that we would turn them over now, but hey ho. We will be top 10 and if we have a bit of luck, keep free of key injuries (Tadic, Forster, Bertrand, Fonte etc.) then I don't see why we couldn't crack 6th. As I said, IF we get a bit of luck.

Indeed, he enquired about the Swansea role!

I think I first went to one in about 1998 or so - was good then, something really different. But since they've expanded, they seemed to have got that bland chain food taste - never bother anymore.

What, 2nd in the league?? No thanks, we can do better ...

To be fair to our favourite X Factor star, the phrase; "#itshappening butnotaswedexpected" is probably quite true - we didn't expect to have half a new team and new manager and be doing better ... right?

He's a man you can admire in all areas, excellent stature, awesome hair too.

I thought that too, looked a bit like his old Championship frame again as he'd obviously got even leaner under Pochettino to play at the best of his game. Shame for him

Well done Matt on both tweets, very amusing! Proper "celeb" trolling.

Love it, every time, almost as good as the season ticket holders picture that comes out.

Again, agree with this! He's the next level, most definitely!

This, exactly! Was never going to be an easy match, think that showed - but a perfect result was ground out. Fantastic start to the season!

It just didn't make sense. Hence you're on your own planet. Was it supposed be funny?? Hilarious.

What planet are you on?

It's just a mechanism to replace cash - imagine how quick it'd be paying at a bar with no cash, no cards (unless they're contactless as well)!

Celtic vs Rangers ...

If you lose your wallet and it's full of cash ... ? (you can block your bPay account)

Totally different parts of the "bank".

Who has time to read all this sort of stuff??

Who writes these atrocious articles for "Here is the city" and what is "Here is the city"?

It is old news, but I thought it was amusing. Maybe I have bad taste too.

Awesome, thanks Norm! Did you post them on the old Saintslist days? I remember very similar pics going up then, loads of excitement when the first slap of concrete steps went in

Don't you ever have a proper chip butty with loads of butter on the bread?