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Civic Centre clock tower is just like the Eiffel Tower but with a few less tourists. Craig David will be singing from the top of it next time Southampton hosts the Olympics.

The complacency of our manager to be on holiday at such an important point in the season is astonishing.

See Matty Fernandes thread of people whining he's left a Championship to join the Premier League...

There is a new post. 21:12 BST : Seen enough... GOAL Club Brugge 6-0 Rangers (8-1)published at 50 mins 50 mins Christos Tzolis He's been brilliant, now he has a second goal as Christos Tzolis clips a shot low into the corner after gathering a cute back-heel from Nicolo Tresoldi. 1049 112 Share Rangers go 5-4-0published at 21:07 British Summer Time 21:07 BST Club Brugge 5-0 Rangers (8-1) Billy Dodds Former Rangers striker on BBC Radio Scotland There's no let up now for Club Brugge. Russell Martin has now read the situation with the 5-4 formation and it's a training drill. Try to get through the half without a goal, that's it.

21:02 BST HT: Club Brugge 5-0 Rangers (8-1) Tom English BBC Scotland chief sports writer on Sportsound Even before the red card, this was a shocking Rangers performance. Martin is clueless, he's just not up to it. You can't ignore this. This is screaming that this guy is not good enough. He's a fast talker but there's no substance to it. It's a total humiliation.

Just turned on. 5. LOL.

Going back to the Hundred. The horrific short sponsorship.

Footballers who cover their mouths when talking to each other at full time. As if anyone's going to care what Cam Archer is saying to the Norwich reserve keeper....

Last time (I think) we beat Norwich in a cup game on a Tuesday night we went went on to win the whole bloody thing. I believe!

Downs to BBD. Almost the icing on the most unlikely of cakes.

We could even start thinking of selling a few others ...

School boy stuff all round so far.

No less so than the entirety of last season...

Meh, not overly fussed. Relatively sure he'll struggle there. Haven't particularly missed him so far this season.

Women's card that have bumper stickers on that say 'Powered by fairy dist' or similar. They're almost always actually petrol.

Over the past decade or so, we've got to be up there, surely?

That's what I said.

No she didn't 😢

I doubt we'll ever have a player as sexy Pellet again. The wife is devastated.

If true, I assume it's something lost in translation. Presumably they just think a "bigger" club will come in with a higher offer.

Man City rejects are ALWAYS good!

Absolutely. It's marginally better than when the Hundred first started a year or two ago but it's still horrific and the main reason I can't be arsed with it.

Am I supposed to read that in a strong Scottish accent?

Ally McCoist now saying Rangers need to be brave.

Do Pompey fans all still have Rangers as their second club?