so22saint

Because you touch yourself at night

Did he have a knee trembler with John Terry in the airport loo?

So, as a classic floating voter, I think that May has been an appalling PM and run an appalling campaign but that she is going to win, and increase her majority (but not by as much as she should have). Big question then, should she be ousted by the Tories as soon as they get in and if so, who should be PM?

Exactly, but lets sell them $110Bn of weapons cos they are rich. Please don't turn off our oil...

Needs to fit the weights and protein over the summer, starting to look excellent going forward, still shaky in defence at times for me but defenders come good later in life so all good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGA-GCq7JWM

Michael Antonio is in that list in the top 20. say no more

apparently he is patron Saint of Catalonia as well. bet they are celebrating in Barcelona

He did a trick a couple of times last night. In the first half I may have exclaimed with my outside voice "JWP did a trick?" much to the amusement and amazement of the people around me in the Chapel (amazed at the trick)... He's a good player, getting massively bigged up as it's part of the media narrative about our academy I suspect but he's getting better and contributes more than he used to. Cracking goal as well...

I'm a remainer but even I think Juncker is a bellend. Mind you, I think the first story is fair enough - California first and I can get back to LA .

I was well aware it wasn't soundtracked for the movie but was referring to it as such to make it recognisable. Same for the music that Direct Line have commissioned a rip off of instead of paying the fee (unless the original artist refused permission I suppose)

Nice to see they can afford actual music from the Pulp Fiction soundtrack unlike that car insurance lot who can't (but can somehow afford the character and the actor...)

London again.

I worked for Disney 95-98 as a consultant and met him. he was an asshole

It includes wages FFS. We have spent less on transfer fees than we received but wages are higher so we have net out in the red on these numbers by 45M. Wages are covered by broadcast fees and commercial income however so we made a profit of 4.5M last year. Basically, the club is spinning a bit but it's put us in a sound financial situation, most of the players who have left wanted to leave anyway and the wage bill would probably be higher if we matched Liverpool / Spurs / Man U wages to keep them here, so all in all it looks like good management for a medium sized club to me. Well done Gaz, 7/10. Miss out on 3 for not buying cover for VVD and letting Fonte go costing us a Wembley win you ****ers.

This made me laugh, and you are spot on. Would it be illegal to tie Virgil to a stake on the island?

Gutted and sad today. It's going to take a while to give a **** about football again I suspect. At least a week...

As an aside, watches have been one of the best, liquid small investments I have made over the years. If you buy small run unusual chronometers then so far they've always gone up. Having said that 2017 is a year of oversupply as the Chinese have stopped buying and the Superrich are in for the 130k jobs as above so if it'll remain a good haven who knows

According to Bob they both did, and one of them works Monday, Weds, Friday and the other Tuesday Thursday on alternate weeks or something like that. He says he quit because it was a case of "I don't agree with this, you tell that man to do x y z Bob". Could be sales crap - I was waiting for my glass of champers and all the paperwork at the time :-) There's a small independent clock and watch shop in Winchester just down from the Stable and opposite Gieves and Hawkes. They have an original Heuer Monaco from 1960something in there at the moment and a lovely Mark 1 Rolex Submariner with a green bezel. Anyway, he was saying there is an American company making fake watches now with real movements basically to allow owners to keep the real watch in the safe and wear the fake (like hanging a reproduction painting on the wall). They can copy any watch in the world but it's 5 grand give or take for the fake...

Chris Coleman lives in Winchester - maybe he posts on here

Is it Puel or Black? Something has to change anyway

Indeed. The will of the people in Winchester was to remain by 86% and the Winchester MP Steve Brine voted leave. Traitor

I for one am interested in his post match interviews as he appears to be the white Snoop Dog and I fear the BBC's bleep machine will break down

official announcement- we have our new Italian striker

Hitler was given the mandate democratically to isolate Germany and put it first. that went well