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Cheers Gem, reading that has made me even more jealous of them. Our owners are real scumbags, aren't they? Please, Portsmyth fans, tell me what kind of tank Markus commanded in WWII again.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nope. Feel like the work experience kid being bullied by his cruel mentors

Do you two ever give it a rest?

I literally don't know whether to bite at this trolling or not

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/eljero-elia-tells-southampton-boss-5025621 I like the cut of his jib. Saints not good enough for Lovren, Lallana but definitely good enough for Eljero ?

Feeling particularly jealous and bitter today... all I did was a have a glance on their website at their fantastic stadium, fans and players. Why can't that be us? Oh, and the history as well. Dayum, pa, dayum, ma... why did you have to bring me up a Saint?

Great upcoming player... Hope so

Haha, thanks... I think it's fair to say I should have said #itshappeningbutnotasIexpected On a serious note, absolutely made up. If I had the time in the day to write a full retraction and apology, I would. I don't. It appears I have been very, very wrong... and I've never been happier to be so wrong.

Dayum that bench

He's been absolutely pivotal in everything we done so far. he'll score again soon. Amazing contribution in recent weeks and the unluckiest player in the Prem when it comes to hitting the woodwork.

Bony-less Swansea will still be difficult, but their form is pretty dodgy at the moment. 1-1 or 1-0 Saints. QPR half decent at home and scrapping for their lives... Though we should start to get our injured players back by then. 1-1 or 2-1 Saints. West Ham a dangerous side now they've hit their stride. Good attacking options so we'll have to keep it tight. 1-1 or 2-1 Saints. Liverpool also hitting some form now and now blobfish face has figured out Coutinho is their key player. Sturridge could be back by then too. That said, this game is sandwiched between their Europa league games. Would be great to smash these tests though. Don't see a draw, it'll be decided by a goal either way. 2-1 Saints or 0-1 Liverpool. West Brom... Will be a lot tougher now Pulis is in charge. Will be tight and I suspect they'll test Forsters weaknesses. 1-1 or 2-1 Saints. We should be far too good Palace and if they're midtable by then, then perhaps we might roll the over comfortably. 2-0 Saints. Having said that, we could still conceivably post 6 losses such is the different permutations, flash points and randomness of this year's Prem.

Just to take the p1ss out of myself a bit.... #itshappeningbutnotasweexpected

Just watched that video.. damn, I miss J-Rod! Was just beginning to really carve out a name for himself...

If they can be kept quiet for 45-60 minutes you can guarantee their fans will be on them. Hopefully we can keep it tight and keep it at 0-0 and nick a goal. Better still, hopefully Adrian Durham is covering the game

Seen plenty of games between the bigger games that were far, far duller. Sunday was great for football fans who know a bit about the game, a true tactical masterclass. If it were Liverpool that had done it it'd have been a wnkfest

haha, ideal scenario would be them to need a point to win the league and us a point to qualify for CL.. and keep United out of it. One big party in Manchester!

If we do qualify, there's a few permutations I'm not sure on - can anyone help? If we finish 3rd, we don't have a CL qualifier but if we're 4th, we'd have to do a qualifying round, right? And with our coefficient not being very high or whatever, wouldn't we be one of the unseeded teams, meaning we'd prob be drawn against possibly very tough opposition?

Still being trolled then, hahaha. Happy I'm wrong.

Utterly amazingly immense. So proud and happy, contrary to what some of you might think on here of me. Not that that matters.

Offered a while ago just applying a bit of pressure by going public

Ummmmmmm I'd take you up on a bet that he plays at the very highest level almost the entirety of his career. He looks like an adult in a kids game, sure but there's nothing in footage to suggest that his obvious physical/height advantage is the reason he's excelling. If anything, it looks like he's quite highly rated because he genuinely is talented.

Yup, doesn't exist. You've all been Vanilla Sky'ed.

Get your bingo cards ready... Striker explains why he chose Pompey There were other offers, but this place appealed to me massively" Matt Tubbs He scored against Pompey on Boxing Day. But that trip to Fratton Park meant Matt Tubbs did not have to think twice about which side to join in January. The striker was then on loan from Bournemouth with AFC Wimbledon, where he netted 15 goals in the first half of the season. However, Andy Awford moved quickly to snap up the 30-year-old when he left his parent club a few days ago. And Tubbs is looking forward to making his Blues bow in this weekend’s League Two clash with Newport. He said: “I played here on Boxing Day and there were 17,500 inside the ground – this place is massive. “It’s a fantastic club, we’ve got a new training ground and I knew a few of the lads already from previous clubs. “There were other offers, but this place appealed to me massively and I can’t wait to get started. “I’m glad that the move didn’t drag out over the whole of January. I wanted to get it done as soon as possible. “I’ve had my first training session with the manager and his coaching staff and it was high-intensity, which is what you want as a player. “There’s a lot of healthy competition for places here which means you can’t afford to take your foot off the gas. “But I’m confident in my ability and I can already see that the lads here are going to create a lot of chances for me. “I’ve always said that sometimes things won’t go your way, but there’s no excuse to not work hard. “If I give 100 per cent in every game then I can create my own luck and hopefully score a lot of goals for Pompey.” Tubbs has joined a side sitting 15th in the table, but believes he can help improve that position. He said: “I’ve not come here to be part of a mid-table League Two squad. “The calibre of this squad is great and there’s no reason why we can’t push towards the play-offs.” In summary:

I'm sure mancinis awesome man management skills are gonna work wonders there :-/