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Dybala has all the hallmarks of a great striker. He's young and still finding his consistency but he'll be a top player - though definitely not in the same bracket as Ronaldo or Messi. He'll go for that much eventually, but not this season. Shame if we don't have a dabble cos he'd fit our system... Not just a striker but a good all round team player. And yes... He does share similar attributes to Aguero! He took a little time to settle and get going but Dybala will defo become a natural goalscorer in time.

He's a league one keeper, sadly ... Got great protection in front of him tho

And boruc is at Bournemouth. :-/

I live in utter fear of seeing Glen Johnson playing for England again.

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Please someone put the Skates one on here. Just read it, it a priceless

Easily obtainable to get flares and firecrackers in Italy... People sold them right next to a huge police presence outside the Olimpico when I was there

I hope none of the Saints play and we get smashed by the Scots.

Yup we'd be fourth pot assuming we get there so we'd likely be up against a couple of real big heavyweights followed by a Basel or Roma. . I'll go for ... PSG, Juventus, Basel, Southampton.

Vargas would fit in to our system well.

To draw them at home and still be in the top four of the PL by the 3rd round draw comes about would be absolutely brilliant. Please, football Gods, please.

I'm starving. Pass the humble pie. Again. Absolutely delighted.

come on Gareth, please smack a couple past these utter losers.

Anyone totally unsurprised Liverpool look so much better and more solid now they've ditched Gerrard and Henderson? Those two are so sh1te, they really really are.

Anyone totally unsurprised Liverpool look so much better and more solid now they've ditched Gerrard and Henderson? Those two are so sh1te, they really really are.

I'll have another large slice of that humble pie please... if there's any left.

Ah, I know. Roy Hodgson. Absolutely dog toffee, like Johnson.

On Glen Johnson

I am so genuinely happy I got a lot wrong this summer, I really am. Absolutely brilliant time to be a Saints fan, I can't believe the turnaround achieved in such a short space of time. I'm also taking plenty of glee that those who wanted out seem to be struggling at their new clubs... and I thought many of those players were right to move on. How wrong I was. And it's so nice to read how level-headed Saints fans are about the win against Stoke, unlike the very ungracious Liverpool fans on here: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=317477.40 So disrespectful to Hull. I bet we won't be underestimating them.

Really we hope we can get a second 'cos Stoke are sh1t. They've offered nothing, other than fouling. Absolutely rubbish team. "We've changed" say Stoke fans. Hahaha. Yeah, ok.

If Stoke fans think they've actually changed as a team, then they're horrifically wrong. Stoke are still ugly in every single way.

It's their midfield. Horrendous. Gerrard is sh1t and has been for years and Henderson is dog toffee , always has been.

Oh... and Cork... no new contract, no England cap. LOLOLOLOLOL Henderson, Delph. LOLOLOLOLOL. Chambers and Stones ahead of Clyne. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

As I said earlier, big slice of humble pie for me please. Tadic is Barca/Real quality player, he really is that good... he'd just slot in seamlessly into one of those teams. For £10m, incredible. How many assists now?

I'll have a large, large slice of humble pie please. Yummy. Well done Saints, absolutely incredible. INCREDIBLE.