Wade Garrett

Definitely another forward to supplement what we already have, then replacing whoever leaves in the Summer. Would also like a keeper who can challenge Forster and keep him on his toes. Would like to see Reed given a real chance next season.

Ings is definitely available in the Summer, Austin more than likely would be if QPR go down.

Was he brushing his teeth at the time?

Just back from the game. We were largely crap. Don't think Pelle even broke a sweat, awful.

Unless he's late for the team meeting.

I quite like America. They make good films and have got Walt Disney World.

Lambert, Lovren, Shaw, Lallana - bit part players.

Get Ings please Les.

Where did I say he was crap?

Carlsberg do do penalty shootouts. Wiped the grin off that pearly toothed c*nt Rogers.

Decent right-backs are ten-a-penny. Ronald will have no bother replacing him. Would prefer him to stay though, rather than become a bit-part player elsewhere.

Did she have that really cheap hard loo paper? Your helmet must have been a bit sore after cleaning yourself up.

70s.

Not if it is run by a corrupt organisation. Would rather we had no part of it.

FIFA have said that no league will get compensation. They have truly sold the soul of our game to the oil dollar. Personally, couldn't care less if we never entered another World Cup. End international football if this is what it means.

Whole thing a massive waste of time. The TV company should get their own back on Jacqui Rayment, for royally cocking up our roads. They could call it F*ck Up Street.

Yotel in Hells Kitchen is very good. Also stayed in a very good hotel in Park Avenue near Grand Central Station. Amazing city.

Phil Neville talking it up now. Was interested in his views until I read he works for Doha based Al-Jazeera. Hardly impartial is he, the greedy, phoney c*nt.

If I was in charge of the Australian or USA bids, I would seriously be considering suing FIFA. They were, after all, bidding for a Summer tournament. Really hope a breakaway organisation is formed from this. There are rats running the game at the moment.

The 80s were largely sh*t.

Bent FIFA c*nts. Platini is pretty quiet as well. Nothing to do with the French being in Qatar's pocket. I really hope there is a mass boycott.

The reason the leader of the Greens doesn't interview well is that her and her party's policies are slightly less sensible than those of the The Monster Raving Loony Party.

Right up there with 'Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster'.

Ronald has got to come up with a team that can unlock stubborn teams who sit back and counter. It's what we're playing against every week now. I've got every confidence in him.

The manager should always be backed in matters of discipline. Mane was unprofessional, and was punished. Unfortunately, the paying public were punished as well.