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With Eriksen scoring in the 88th minute. Oh wait a minute, that's ****ing Spurs.

The Don no longer being around certainly helps!

Wow, if a player has two, both yellows in a match are not counted? I thought it would only be one not counted (or unfairly, none). So, if he gets a 10th yellow in the Hull match, he should deliberately get a second yellow (=sending off) in the 94th minute of that match (with 30 seconds left in the match), and only serve a one match ban for the subsequent red, instead of 2 matches for 10 yellows.

Me too. Didn't MLT give lessons to Crouch and others in the Luggy era, or is that my imagination?

Yes, but apart from that, Burnley are unbeaten against them.

Plus cup games, which (ridiculously) also count. Does Morgan's 2 yellows (against Chelsea at SMS) count in his tally? If so, a bit unfair since it became a red for that match and a suspension.

Good question. We've had so many quality penalty takers over the years: Peach, MLT, Beattie, Crouch, SRL. Tadic is not close to any of them, and he's the best we've got?

Second half maybe. But we completely dominated the first half, and Chelsea rode their luck then. A draw was a fair result.

I would call head butting the captain a bit more than an altercation.

Very impressive, great job David. Even more impressive is Niemi's £450,000 for 0 minutes played. I tried to divide £450,000 by 0, but my calculator blew up.

I wouldn't say shipping Osvaldo off was our own choosing. He made his position at the club untenable.

We have a winner.

Actually it was 10 man PSG who killed them. And after extra time . If we can get a few corners, and if Ramires plays (who was complete shit today), we may have a chance to sneak something.

Top 5 Charlie Austins. 1. Charlie Austin 2. Charles Austin 3. Sir Charles Austin 4. Chuck Austin 5. Chuck E. Austin

Don't forget the butterfly effect.

What we don't want is to finish 7th and for Liverpool to play Bradford/Reading in the final. Then we'd need Liverpool to win to get us into Europa . Unless of course you don't want to get into Europa. Or have forgiven and forgotten Brenda. Or are just happy not have been relegated.

4 yellows and a (moronic) red for ManU I see. Nice. But Arsenal are winning, so could do with an equaliser from ManU, for the replay. And a few yellows/reds for Arsenal wouldn't go amiss.

Did a great job for us, and the Skates.

Hopefully extra time in the replay, then penalties, 5-4 to Blackburn, and then Lovren steps up .....

Pretty hot in Dubai, I reckon.

Yes. I hate to be paranoid, but the number of dodgy decisions in favour of the big 6 is getting beyond a ****ing joke. Ok, let's go all in, 7-3-0: Forster Clyne Fonte Toby Gardos Yoshida Bertrand Targett Morgan Wanyama Reed Two parked buses. Try going through that Hazard.

That's a hell of a park-the-bus team. I like it.

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