Junior Mullet

Not working for me. Any others?

She was a brilliant player. By far the best female English footballer at that time.

Hey Dalek. I think he just got found out. Once his weaknesses were exposed, they were seized upon.

Jon Viafara

A lot of very good teams are after Tadic. I hope we do manage to keep him.

Hughes is a good fit for Saints. Sign him up 100%. It's not all about who looks good on paper or who the next best young manager with a Spanish accent may be. Hughes inherited a team bereft of confidence, lacking style and unable to score goals. Under Hughes we have competed with Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City, we have scored goals, the football is more exciting, the players look like they are playing as a team and (here is the clincher) we managed to hold on to a lead in vital games against Bournemouth and Swansea. I was unimpressed when news broke that he was joining. I then thought, well give the man a chance. Now, I really do think he will be good for us and we will be good for him. Get his contract signed quick so that we can get on with the rebuild.

I voted Tadic goal vs Bournemouth. It was hugely important and gave us some belief and spirit going into the Everton and Swansea games. It was also great technique and took balls too - he'd normally have passed in that situation but he stepped up that day. Love Tadic and loved his goals that day. No Tadic, no party.

Weirdest thread in a long time. Very homoerotic to begin with, climaxing with Glasgow leading MLG on with a teasy little rhyme. Is that what relief looks like on SWF?

No. The others were great escapes. This was just a great mistake. With the players we have we should never have been in this position and they should have escaped. The great escapes came when we had inferior squads, massive mountains to climb and we got results against the odds.

Formation tonight? Do we think he will stick with three CBs or switch to a back four? I reckon we have had some joy with Cedric and Bertrand as wing backs in the last few games and he will stick to 3 CBs. Stephens must be keen to make good after that sending off and generally poor performance vs Arsenal.

I'm with you there. Redmond to start for sure tonight and Long to get stuck in from the off with Austin coming on later once Long has softened them up a bit. With Tadic and Redmond on the pitch we don't have to rely just on Austin for goals.

Yup, but that's never been a popular point of view around here.

Love it. Same tits that go to the gym in vests and spend more time taking selfies than actually doing anything. #gains #gymtimeagain. #****s I find that dripping a little bit of sweat on them soon moves them on.

I suppose because we have only won 5 games all season - only WBA have won fewer. Logic (good question, by that I mean statistics, form, the approach of the managers, the relationship between the managers etc) tells me this is a banker for a low/no score draw.

Go 4-4-2 Cedric - Stephens - Hoedt - Bertrand Sims - Romeu - Lemina - Redmond --------Gabbi - Carillo----------- Full backs to stay relatively deep but with licence to cut inside. Sims and Redmond to stay wide with an objective to whip balls in to Gabbi and Carillo.

Stoke are looking increasingly likely to go down with West Brom. The way I see it there are five teams that are likely to join them: Us, Palace (due to injuries), West Ham, Hudds or Newcastle. I think Swansea will be fine. Logic tells me out of the five it'll be Hudds to be relegated but I just can't see where we are going to get a win from whereas I can see the other teams picking up a win here or there on their day. My heart says we will win against Newcastle but that defies logic. People saying we don't have many home games left. Good, we stand a better chance away.

Anywhere from 7th to 10th. Top half certainly. Can pick more holes in other club squads than our own outside of the top 6 plus Everton.

Will a naked Tony Pullis attend the funeral?

Jack Marriott will be snapped up by someone I think. Seemed to be highly regarded at Ipswich, did well on loan at my home team Woking and now he's banging them in for fun for Peterborough (including enough to knock Woking out of the FA Cup via replay this year ). A tidy player. I'd like to see us go for a more physical presence of a lower league forward though. Someone who will work their socks off for us because they're grateful of the chance. I honestly do think these players exist.

Bertrand is a top quality player. Love watching him play and it will be a massive loss when he leaves. A minority of fans on here are weird, but then we know that already.

oops, sausage fingers

Can only pick from my era really: McCarthy Cedric SVENSSON Yoshida Bertrand Lemina WANYAMA L MANE Tadic BEATTIE Would have to be managed by Potch - he's exactly what they need in terms of fitness, belief etc.

Brilliant. Spot on too

Brilliant Dalek, just brilliant. I'm thankful for any smiles raised while reading this forum right now

I think they mean consumer panel.