saintbob40

method actor?

Runs around a lot but then again so does my dog. Lacks a good first touch. Often his downfall as yesterday.

.......who got the assist?

Build a field and they will come........

Personally I wouldn't wear 3/4 length shorts but I would fight and die for your right to wear them mate. So ******** to the thought police!

"People who post on internet message boards telling fans how they should behave".........."Please stop it".......the irony is enough to make me reach for my red and white wig and sing a song about wotsits. Not a great fan of Stalinists telling me what to do or say either or anyone who takes themselves too seriously. I remember the stag do of golf pimps on a train to see the Saints v Charlton game a few years back. Personally I thought it was ****ing funny... but there you go each to their own.

Our two center mids sit to allow the wingers and front two more freedom. The box to box midfielder you talk about would envisage a change to a successful formation. I doubt many have a better engine than Cork in any event..... he was everywhere once again last night.

Sleep deprivation seems to be becoming a bit of an issue. I wake up at around 3 am and then end up playing the various results/scenarios through in my head. I then try to count sheep but they then all start jumping into big fat Sam's mouth and it all gets a bit freaky.......at least 4 points from the next two games should help though!

Chaplow doesnt suit our system. He is neither a winger nor a central midfielder who can sit behind the ball and maintain possession.

Is it worth drawing just to send big fat Sam and the KUMB board into a frenzy of conspiracy therories and a downward spiral of hate and anger....leading to enlightenment , humility and......another season in the championship for the not so mighty Hammers. Probably not but quite a good plan B.

If we play our normal fast tempo passing/possession game I think the day and a half's extra rest will prove decisive and they will tire. I have a feeling we will put four past them.......and I will give them a consolation goal out of sheer generosity, so 4-1. COYR>>>>>>>!

Safe to say you know the square root of **** all about football. Cork was outstanding in the last two games. Back in your cave knob head.

The middle two tend to sit and let the the wingers and front two move around. That may explain a lot.

.......and whilst we are at it let's bring back the Sweeney , northern soul and the three day week. I loved the 70s. Seriously though......... I think the game has moved on and dirty Leeds were lucky to finish the game with more than 8 on the pitch the other day. Cork and Morgan will be more effective in the premier league and IMHO Chaplow runs around a lot but is limited technically.

Sports Cafe London for me......so great minds and all that.

Top song though. First song on All Mod Cons? "I (he...?)could be a Superman Satisfy any whim that I (he)wanted to, I (he)could be a Human machine I (he) could show Steve Austin (over 40s only at this point....!)a thing or two - Happy days, more hair and no mortgage!

Cork for me, the unsung hero. Does the simple things right and moves the ball quickly to create space for others, who then get the plaudits.

He is also looking to get his collar size down to a respectable 19.5 inches but apparently this may limit him to six ginster's pasties per day. Problems everywhere he looks.......

Surprised Corks challenge on Diouf ( I think) when free on goal at nil nil in the first half hasn't come up. Absolutely ****ing DC !!!! COYR, get in...........

Last 10 league games, 7 wins and 3 draws either without Chaplow or with a non functioning Chaplow. Our best run of the season (I think?).....although we were dire against Leeds, Ipswich, Barnsley and Millwall to be fair (but somehow managed to get 10 points out of these 4 games). IMHO-Saints 4 Doncaster 0 tomorrow if we have Cork and Morgan in the middle, Guly on the right and Sharp up top with Lambert (if Lee isnt fit)

Jack Cork......

He likes to run around a lot which always catches the eye of most English football fans. I am not sure his first touch is that great though which suggests he might struggle at a higher level-when we get there.

"That has mostly been spent on beer and whores." ........the rest we just wasted.

Always look on the bright side of life ....is an irritating and annoyingly happy tune if you are anything but happy. So that one for me after each Saints goal.

Guthrie always looks a bit fat to me. I think he likes a sandwich. Not the right type of hungry and young we need. Hes probably on 25k a week to boot. Not convinced......