rallyboy

I've come to embrace the mentions of the 9-0, it's like League One - that's where we come from, there is pride in progress and honesty in remembering your roots. And every time Daniel Levy or some other chairman looks at Ralph, the Leicester defeat is there niggling away in the background as a seed of doubt.....would they really risk millions of pounds on a manager with that on his CV?....it's a big risk. So, please would commentators continue to remind other clubs how bad Ralph's ten-man team was on one rainy night in 2019. Cheers. 👍

I enjoyed that.

Thankfully our government has had four years to prepare for this, so there will be no issues. With the talent in our cabinet I'm sure everything will go swimmingly, and poor old Johnny Foreigner will be as jealous as anything when they see the glorious success we create with Cummings at the helm. It'll be great when we no longer have unelected nutters making the decisions, giving out contracts to their mates! We will be the envy of Europe - and we'll continue to lead the world in every field of human endeavour, there is nothing we can learn from anyone else, we're experts in every field. All we need is belief. And approx £300 billion.

We could always sign Matt Targett for £20m...

Ecclestone dismissed blacked-up people doing monkey chants as a minor thing. If he also believes that black people will get the job if they're talented enough then the last few hundred years have passed him by. He's a dinosaur, as well as many other things - perhaps not his fault as he is from the era before Love They Neighbour, but in 2020 he's best kept under wraps in the back of the garage.

Chris. Grayling. An appointment that tells you everything you need to know about no.10. I wouldn't trust him to operate kitchen roll without injuring himself - a truly pointless minister, totally devoid of any skills, with a car-crashesque track record of inept failure that makes the PPE debacle look like a glorious triumph. And yet we pay him huge money to lead things.... We've gone beyond The Thick of It.

I thought that bloke was a comedy character until I saw his biog. 😄 Failed Brexit Party candidate songwriter hates people attempting to impose their opinions on others, and fights his corner by releasing songs imposing his own opinions on others. So I guess he likes free speech, as long as it's his.

Defender chops down a forward going in on goal....yellow card. What sort of decision was that? VAR checks for red and by saying no, clearly indicates that it wasn't a foul. What a bizarre way to abuse perfectly good technology. Get some sensible people operating it.

That is a funny little twist!

I'll tell you this for nothing, unlike major financial institutions let's give them some credit - they had a decent season, a memorable cup run, that i'll never forget, and were only beaten by a bigger team tonight. It's not like they play dinosaur hoofball from Division Four in 1975, their loyal fans have had great entertainment along the way.

Lose 9-0 at home, win the return game, then find ourselves beating the outgoing champions, in July, to take us 16 points about the dropzone. Mad stuff.

Presumably Farage cut his isolation period short to test his eyes, or to replace the towels in his holiday home, both now confirmed as valid reasons.

They've clearly tired themselves out and will be nervous coming to our fortress. 0-0.

Nobbing is a great word that really should get more use. Sounds like it should be a village in Dorset. Little Nobbing, Great Nobbing. Or should it be knobbing? Discuss.

Nobbing is a great word that really should get more use. Sounds like it should be a village in Dorset. Little Nobbing, Great Nobbing. Or should it be knobbing? Discuss.

I had Ralph one game from the sack after that - it was a performance lacking....well, everything. My second favourite moment of the season was going up there and beating them. They took the mick, tried to wind us up before the game and came spectacularly unstuck. It will be interesting at the end of the season to see if those three lost points cost Leicester anything, because we've shrugged off both the loss and goal difference, and turned it round.

I think she was guilty of stupidity. Even if she didn't intend anti-semitism, opposition MPs can't go around making up stuff and repeating false claims - that's the role of Government.

I've worked with a few idiots over the years, as many of us will have done, but I have never seen any organisation with so many clueless individuals sat around one table. If this cabinet was running a company, UK Ltd would go under in six months, it would be hilariously chaotic, a lesson in stupidity. Talentless.

I made it, just. I didn't think I was required anymore, and then a pompey fan told me we'd be playing each other next season. 🤣

According to that Monopoly board, owning a TV licence and boycotting The Sun makes you a bad person. Presumably the marketing team who designed it to harvest angry white men's social media details, ran out of ideas. Shortly before starting it.

This has been the worst attempt at defence since Bertrand got sent off against Leicester. Had Boris been our manager that evening he would have stood in the tunnel afterwards heralding the night as a great triumph, the honour of being involved in an unprecedented scoreline with so many positives to take as we are a club that follows the science and leads the world! And all his little cabinet poodles would have yapped along as instructed - not an ounce of dignity left between them. This vulgar affair has been bungled by the Chuckle Brothers Crisis Management team in the most hilariously-awful way - and continues to be. Then again.....Cummings the spinmaster is distracting everyone from the 60,000 deaths...perhaps he's still in control?

Look over there....Starmer has a donkey, probably two. Two donkeys!

The single wobbly pillar holding up his defence is child care. But they didn't make use of any, his wife's diary explains that....they only needed shopping dropped at a door. Which could probably have been covered by his aide who lives 500 metres away from him, or his sister-in-law who also lives in London, or anyone who works in Westminster. Durham was for family birthdays. The whole explanation is shambolic - and so blatantly made-up that they are just taking the mick out of anyone dim enough to buy it all.

Boris may regret the day he chucked himself on a grenade for Cummings. He has lost all credibility. But it was funny to watch!

They always say it's the cover-up that does the damage. Rather than smugly dishing out distancing advice in the street, Cummings could have humbly admitted it as a mistake when under parenting pressure and pleaded stupidity, Johnson could have told him off in public, suspended him briefly and both could have carried on - the story would be chip wrapper today. But no, they think they are above the law, so instead we had denials, then an explanation, then a slightly-different explanation, both of which were riddled with gaping holes. Now we have cabinet ministers lying, redefining lockdown measures on the hoof, or evading the simplest questions, no.10 saying fake news, while Durham police and the papers stand 100% by their versions of events. This defence has become a total Clusterf()ck of the highest order and is doing more damage with every hour that passes - it will be held up as a textbook way in which you turn a small drama into a crisis. Not only is Cummings sinking, he is now dragging down all of those who have joined him in his arrogant charade. The spotlight now turns onto those who are still insisting that this particular dead cat is absolutely fine. Ironically his mistake is now spreading like a virus through the cabinet.