Scummer

Our last 20 games is pretty much bang on mid-table form. 1.2 points per game, Swansea and West Ham came 9th and 10th with 46 points last season.

Just bought some tickets for this match after reading this thread. Will be getting the train, is it best to go to Waterloo / change at Clapham ? Basically what's the quickest route and how long will it take me? Need to pick the tickets up from the ground if that makes any difference.

Or could it be that Glasgow Saint has made it all up and no premiership clubs are interested at all? He'll go on loan to the Championship again, that's his level. All this 'destroying his premiership dream' stuff makes me laugh......

Yeah it's a pretty ropey page. Accuses big business of using bad science and misinformation, but makes a number of claims itself which it doesn't backup with facts or sources (eg 5 million bees dead on one farm).

Most people on this thread don't seem to know what onomatopoeia is......

Excellent post.

To be fair, that's Rooney's own brand.

If it's 'only' £300k you wonder why we even bothered to have a sponsor this year. Such an insignificant sum in terms of our total revenue for this season.

Panesar anyone? Released by Sussex and going to be loaned to a team in div 2 for the rest of the season. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/23600790

Pompey must be paying quite well if Hall turned down a senior IT role in Manilla to work for them.

Maybe Instagram could be the next target for your informative guides/reviews?

You said Lyon wanted shot of Lovren, and then said it was a bit like Forren. I was merely pointing out that you are taling out of your arse.

The opposite of Forren, his club thought he was good enough to play for Man Utd. They loved him, hence the fact that they wanted to buy him back.

So is anyone going to this match? Anyone know what they are charging for a second under 11 (first one is free with an adult but no mention on the site of what happens if you have more than one child......)?

That explains a lot.....

He'll never get picked for England, his face doesn't fit. Having said that, I don't expect him to be our first choice striker next season either.

As per my user name, I don't have a problem with it. Although born in Southampton, I've spent most of my life living in Portsmouth and the surrounding areas. I'm so used to being called a Scummer that I don't think anything of it.

That video Trousers just posted makes the Italian league look really poor. Most of those goals are the result of terrible defending. Not sure what to make of Astori if those are the defenders he's being rated against....

Torres.

Under 11 prices are a bit stupid. You can buy a Cat A ticket for £10 with one paying adult. If you only have one paying adult for Cat B and C games you pay the U17 price (£16 and £14). So it's cheaper to go to the best games........

Was watching my son play football yesterday and one of the boys had the kit on. It looks ok, but I did notice that you couldn't read the sponsor at all from more than a few metres away. You could barely even see it.

Surely pubeface is exactly what you get when you deep throat?

Would be excellent.

To be fair to them, the bit of land you mention was always where they would extend. Knock that stand down, turn the pitch round, which then creates some space to build a new Milton Road end (the piddly little stand behind the goal). It won't happen of course, but I don't see how this deal prevents any future ground improvements.

I'd have thought they are paying us, not the other way round? Arsenal, Chelsea etc get paid tens of millions by Nike and Adidas. We're not going to be at that level, but effectively Adidas are sponsoring us and they will be paying for the privilege.