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It's not open air you clown. That's an architects drawing with the roof removed.......

I like the story about porn stars with and without their makeup: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/33-startling-photos-of-pornstars-with-and-without-their-make

You'd get Solent but I don't think they broadcast football matches on the internet due to rights issues. I'm presuming that's what you'd want to access Solent for, and you don't want to hear about Mabel's problems with greenfly on her broad beans.

Not sure why Saints are in the list of clubs that have gone under more than once though......

I'm with you all the way on this. People seem to be assuming that any time we aren't dominating a match = us being poor. If we're talking percentages I'd say it's been more like 50% we've been the better team, 30% has been even, and 20% we've been under the cosh.

Yeah it's quite similar to the situation with the poor quality corporate hospitality at Saints.

I went in there on 1st August 2007, and there were topless barmaids upstairs on that day.

No apparently he's rubbish, he'll probably be back in Uruguay by 2017 playing for some part-time team......

The amount of dwellings that they have used in their calculations seems very low. For comparison, the Vista apartments next to Fratton park (the blue building in this picture) contains 69 flats. If Fratton Park ever gets redeveloped I can guarantee that they'll squeeze more than 40-80 properties onto the site. As another comparison, when they built on The Dell (which I would say is a smaller site) they built 202 apartments and 26 town houses.

He seems to have deleted loads of his tweets? I don't see the one quoted above, and most of the stuff from yesterday appears to have vanished as well?

What's the background to this Joe M stuff then? I obviously don't spend enough time on twitter.

That's about as much of a stake as they are going to get through the PDT anyway, they might as well go for it.

I can't see Hooper doing any shirt pulling in that photo?

It's only at the training ground isn't it? Assuming there's space, he can park how he likes. I think I'd do the same rather than risk having a 17 year old academy player scratch my doors with his Clio.

Did they make the watch that Liebherr gave to Cortese?

41 points, and I'd like to think I was being pretty realistic.

Would be a good point were it not for the fact that the Norwegian league finished in November and doesn't start again until March. So presumably a lot of your players aren't starting games for their clubs at the minute either.......

Jim Smith didn't leave until after the end of the season, he was still here when we got relegated.

After 16 games (9 matches ago) we were 16th in the table, level on points with the 17th and 18th placed teams. Today we are still 16th, but we've opened up a 3 point gap on the relegation zone. That would indicate that our current form has been plenty good enough to avoid relegation.

United have had a few odd results in recent years, losing at home to supposedly inferior teams.

So can we blame Palace for the fact that we've been pronouncing his name incorrectly for the last 3 years?

It's not new. They've never allowed it.

He got a much better reaction from the crowd on Monday than he's had for a long time, possibly since League 1 days.

Your options are narrowed down to Rooney then.

Mustique.