Scummer

He seems to have deleted loads of his tweets? I don't see the one quoted above, and most of the stuff from yesterday appears to have vanished as well?

What's the background to this Joe M stuff then? I obviously don't spend enough time on twitter.

That's about as much of a stake as they are going to get through the PDT anyway, they might as well go for it.

I can't see Hooper doing any shirt pulling in that photo?

It's only at the training ground isn't it? Assuming there's space, he can park how he likes. I think I'd do the same rather than risk having a 17 year old academy player scratch my doors with his Clio.

Did they make the watch that Liebherr gave to Cortese?

41 points, and I'd like to think I was being pretty realistic.

Would be a good point were it not for the fact that the Norwegian league finished in November and doesn't start again until March. So presumably a lot of your players aren't starting games for their clubs at the minute either.......

Jim Smith didn't leave until after the end of the season, he was still here when we got relegated.

After 16 games (9 matches ago) we were 16th in the table, level on points with the 17th and 18th placed teams. Today we are still 16th, but we've opened up a 3 point gap on the relegation zone. That would indicate that our current form has been plenty good enough to avoid relegation.

United have had a few odd results in recent years, losing at home to supposedly inferior teams.

So can we blame Palace for the fact that we've been pronouncing his name incorrectly for the last 3 years?

It's not new. They've never allowed it.

He got a much better reaction from the crowd on Monday than he's had for a long time, possibly since League 1 days.

Your options are narrowed down to Rooney then.

Mustique.

Another reason (amongst many) for him not to go to Blackpool.

It won't happen.

Grow up people. I'm as shocked as anyone by this but we need to get behind the team and the new manager.

Wonder if Adkins has been struggling to get people to sign for us (including this guy) and Pochettino's name cropped up. Must make it more likely that Coutinho joins us.

Yeah, improving so much that the aggregate score of their last 4 premier league matches is 17-2.

We scored as a result of a Lambert handball a couple of weeks ago so I don't think we should be getting too self-righteous about this.

I'm sure I read that Ba got £2.5m of that for himself as well........

Surely you sh!t in the woods, no?

Can you blame him? He could die if one of those shots hits him in the head.