trousers Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Brentford defender in reinactment of a scene from Backdraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 He just KNEW that having that Chicken Madras the night before would have a devastating effect on the opposition players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Early tests with the Liebherr invisible crane were coming along nicely: making the uprights a tad softer is going to be the next challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suspect everyone Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Even whilst performing the moonwalk with his eyes closed the Brentford defender still managed to win the header. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Health & Safety Inspectors are today reacting with shock to the news that a Southampton Footballer apparently exceeded the maximum jump height regulations at the St Mary's Stadium. A spokesman for HSE reacted with surprise to the photographs today. "We felt that we had a good working relationship with the club for the past 3 years and that they had agreed to restrict all their players to a maximum jump height of 1foot 8inches, which we have deemed to be safe for workers at the club. This picture clearly shows we may have a problem with the new management trying to implement Footballing processes. I am sure after we explain the situation they will re-implement the Award Winning safety first programme of the previous regimes.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 The Saints overcome their height disadvantage through the introduction of invisible trampoleen's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Southampton's new tactic of employing players able to traject footballs at pace from their anus' appears to be paying dividends.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 August, 2009 Author Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Southampton's new tactic of employing players able to traject footballs at pace from their anus' appears to be paying dividends.... Is anus' really the plural of anus? Is it not anuses? Or ani? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Palarse fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Trotman had been watching too much of Wimbledon and just thought it was a great idea the ball boys kept chucking him another ball for his second service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Trotman shows Lallana the way by shooting with his ar$e.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Palarse fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? Barcelona shirt isn't it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Alan Pardew was so surprised at the anal emission that he decided to uncharacteristically fold his arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Gabriel's Halo Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 The look of relief on Trotman's face was evident as the cause of his recent constipation finally cleared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Trot's bout of the trots was surely over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seany S Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 "Human cannon fires ball out of arse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Palarse fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? Barcelona shirt isn't it ? Is that a Barcalona fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 I have no idea what any of our players look like anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 When I said "Does my bum look big in these, I expect you to at least open your eyes AND LOOK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Trotman tries to catch the Brentford defence out with the old 'multiball from the ar$e' routine..........later, the ref put a stop to this practice if i recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Barcalona fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? No, it's my mate Dave. An Irishman bought up in London, his Mum is an Arsenal fan and he's a Saint. He has handfuls of really compact cylinders everywhere in his house. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Is anus' really the plural of anus? Is it not anuses? Or ani? That's just being anal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Is that a Palarse fan at the wrong game sitting in the front row, above the d above the water bottles to the left of the Flybe sign? f*cking hell, well spotted that man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Levitation has been adopted by saints as the way to beat their lack of height in the box. Unfortunately, as this picture proves, by the time Trotman had reached the desired height the ball had passed him by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 "Saints behind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 August, 2009 Author Share Posted 24 August, 2009 "Saints behind" we have a winner :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Nineteen Canteen talks out his arse, Neal Trotman shoots out of his.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxfordshire_saint Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Thai girls do ping-pong balls out the fanny, Neal Trotman does footballs out the arse, hardcore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Nineteen Canteen talks out his arse, Neal Trotman shoots out of his.... ...and a little Daren poops out. Daren you can't seem to post without mentioning my name - I suppose I should be flattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Saints' Quidditch captain on his invisible Nimbus 3000 broom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 I'm sure you're posting something about me Numpteen but thankfully I have you on ignore.... B L I S S lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Slightly improved version of the above picture... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedFear Posted 24 August, 2009 Share Posted 24 August, 2009 Trotman stands on shoulder of tiny steward for extra height at corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brightspark Posted 25 August, 2009 Share Posted 25 August, 2009 Trotman's attempt at a leapfrog is admireable, however Saints won't be doing much of that this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
um pahars Posted 25 August, 2009 Share Posted 25 August, 2009 The Saints overcome their height disadvantage through the introduction of invisible trampoleen's I may have been drunk but when I was on holiday I'm sure I watched basketball matches with mini trampolines all over the court. Wondered what was going on with these players bouncing everywhere, so your quote may have some substance in it if the Americans get a hold of "Soccer" administration!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 25 August, 2009 Share Posted 25 August, 2009 I may have been drunk but when I was on holiday I'm sure I watched basketball matches with mini trampolines all over the court. Wondered what was going on with these players bouncing everywhere, so your quote may have some substance in it if the Americans get a hold of "Soccer" administration!!!!!! You weren't drunk unfortunately. It's a very low cost TV package for our sat providers to squabble over. The joys of competition in having about 6 different Sat service providers within the same basic footprint. Showtime ditched CCC & L1 matches for that stuff. Although we've still got the joys of Big Mouthed Bass fishing to come... meanwhile back on captions The new Celebrity Ad Campaign for Franny Benali's Curry House got off to a bad start on Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Octopus Posted 25 August, 2009 Share Posted 25 August, 2009 Saints take 'Blow Football' to a different level! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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