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What 3 things would you take on a desert island as you will have no means of escaping.

 

I love these questions as it really tells you so much about a person.

 

I would without a doubt have the Internet for starters to keep in contact with the goings on across the world and plus use it for gaming etc.

Next up it would be a endless supply of chocolate followed by young female that would do the woman things like washing etc...

 

What that tells you about me is I'm clever, fit and clean ;-)

 

What about you?

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I have just asked the people in my workplace here are their items:

I have changed their initials to protect their identities (Note for legal reason i have gained their consent to post this information):

 

WK

1. Mobile Phone

2. Wash Bag

3. (Another) Woman !!!!!

 

CP

1. Mayonnaise

2. Shoes

3. A Chair

 

SC

1. My Girlfriend

2. Laptop (with internet)

3. Mini 1275GT

 

BK

1. Wash Bag

2. Shayne Ward (I don't know who he is either)

3. A Camera

 

BP

1. BBC iPlayer

2. Toothbrush

3. Lipstick

 

ST

1. Binoculars

2. A Woman

3. My Best Suit

 

I would take

1. A picture of my family

2. A fold-able leather cowboy hat

3. A spade

 

btw, yes I am working feverishly today.

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1. Laptop with internet access.

2. Some means of powering said laptop when the batteries run out, a solar panel or something similar.

3. Ray Mears to build some kind of tree-top dwelling and cook me meals from all the abundant wildlife he'd be able to catch.

 

Or even better, replace Ray with some fitty who can do all the things that Ray can...

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A surfboard - Might aswell learn something and have some fun

 

Unlimited alcohol - I'm on a desert island for the rest of my life, i need drink.

 

A door that lets in a new random nymphomaniac fitteh every month that happens to be trained in cooking and surviving on a desert island.

 

Edit - If the door isn't available, Rihanna or Megan Fox will do

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Are people really that stupid? Why choose an item that requires electricity.

 

Stupid you say?

 

We aren't the ones who are going to have to shout out 'Gusset' in next time we take our dogs for a walk.

 

Anyway, I wan't to change my 'spade' for a (passive) gay man, we've all thought about it anyway, and if it's not my cup of tea I'll just make a mask from the photo of Mrs hamster and get him to wear that. The cowboy hat will be dual purpose aswell, win-win.

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