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Where was Cortese today?


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He was visiting the new secret headquarters located in a Japanese volcano from which he will oversee all of the world domination schemes that he is currently undertaking. Apparently he's really annoyed with the builders. When Pardew was leaving NC's office after being sacked, the trap door that was meant to send him into the pirahna tank failed to open and he had to pay Pardew compo instead.

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He was visiting the new secret headquarters located in a Japanese volcano from which he will oversee all of the world domination schemes that he is currently undertaking. Apparently he's really annoyed with the builders. When Pardew was leaving NC's office after being sacked, the trap door that was meant to send him into the pirahna tank failed to open and he had to pay Pardew compo instead.

 

You watched You Only Live Twice this afternoon then.

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Definitely saw him on the Telly talking to Tiger about how to cure his problems with his new swing in Shanghai.

 

Looks like he made it back in time to give the HT motivational speech at Twickenham before flying out to wave the Chequered Flag at Interlagos this afternoon

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Definitely saw him on the Telly talking to Tiger about how to cure his problems with his new swing in Shanghai.

 

Looks like he made it back in time to give the HT motivational speech at Twickenham before flying out to wave the Chequered Flag at Interlagos this afternoon

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Cortese wasn't watching the game from the Directors Box today. After all the fuss with the ticket price, I'd have at least expected him to turn up to relish the victory!

 

Compared to the Importance Cortese puts on gaining PROMOTION thi season, I expect he was, by his absence, demonstrating what Importance he puts on the F.A Cup

 

He is 100% right, the ONLY important thing this season is PROMOTION

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Cortese wasn't watching the game from the Directors Box today. After all the fuss with the ticket price, I'd have at least expected him to turn up to relish the victory!

 

Compared to the Importance Cortese puts on gaining PROMOTION thi season, I expect he was, by his absence, demonstrating what Importance he puts on the F.A Cup

 

He is 100% right, the ONLY important thing this season is PROMOTION

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He was there, whilst arguing about sitting down with a steward they informed me he was 'somewhere watching'

 

So you were arguing with a steward about sitting down somewhere and he randomly said Cortese is here somewhere watching! lol

 

Can imagine it, please dont sit there cortese is watching and i may lose my job!

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He was there, whilst arguing about sitting down with a steward they informed me he was 'somewhere watching'

 

So you were arguing with a steward about sitting down somewhere and he randomly said Cortese is here somewhere watching! lol

 

Can imagine it, please dont sit there cortese is watching and i may lose my job!

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Compared to the Importance Cortese puts on gaining PROMOTION thi season, I expect he was, by his absence, demonstrating what Importance he puts on the F.A Cup

 

He is 100% right, the ONLY important thing this season is PROMOTION

 

I agree this year, and at this stage of the cup. As was watching game I was hoping we scored (obviously) but thinking if we don't would almost rather they did to save replay

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Compared to the Importance Cortese puts on gaining PROMOTION thi season, I expect he was, by his absence, demonstrating what Importance he puts on the F.A Cup

 

He is 100% right, the ONLY important thing this season is PROMOTION

 

I agree this year, and at this stage of the cup. As was watching game I was hoping we scored (obviously) but thinking if we don't would almost rather they did to save replay

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