Climate Change

[Weston Super Saint]

Be careful, some seriously scary shit on the way this summer.  Not everyone is gonna make it, so make sure you listen to the advice being offered!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-54f4e985-a7fb-48b2-8246-f3be0d699402

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Prepare for El Niño, UN warns - it could be the strongest in decades

 

[egg]

2 hours ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Be careful, some seriously scary shit on the way this summer.  Not everyone is gonna make it, so make sure you listen to the advice being offered!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-54f4e985-a7fb-48b2-8246-f3be0d699402

 

You say that, but the climate has gone a bit weird. Nearly 40c in northern Europe in May isn't right. Nowt we can do about it, although the chem trail brigade will tell us it's all weather manipulation, or some such. 

[Turkish]

Pray for Southampton. Hope you guys make it through the next week 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[AlexLaw76]

2 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Pray for Southampton. Hope you guys make it through the next week 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

but what do you do if you need to go to the pub, but get anxious when sitting indoors, but sitting near too many people triggers your inner complex gender dysmorphia?

What will the government guidance be?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

8 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

but what do you do if you need to go to the pub, but get anxious when sitting indoors, but sitting near too many people triggers your inner complex gender dysmorphia?

What will the government guidance be?

I knew I wasn't alone. 

[whelk]

French have banned alcohol at outdoor events - serious business.  Think I got a bit burned in the garden today. Why did nobody warn me of the dangers of the sun?

[Osvaldorama]

Can’t believe people still believe in man made climate change 😂

 

Net zero = scam 

[AlexLaw76]

First bit of advice in..

[Turkish]

Is everyone still with us? 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

58 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

First bit of advice in..

What?! Since when has the guidance changed?!

[Holmes_and_Watson]

40 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Is everyone still with us? 

No, I spontaneously combusted earlier this morning, just by opening the curtains.

[Gloucester Saint]

49 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Is everyone still with us? 

Only just after I’d not bought the Sunday Sport in protest at David Sullivan and put a ice lolly up my arse.

I’m doing better than this chap though 

 

Edited Monday at 11:51 by Gloucester Saint

[badgerx16]

12 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Only just after I’d not bought the Sunday Sport in protest at David Sullivan and put a ice lolly up my arse.

I’m doing better than this chap though 

 

That just show how far the country has declined economically under Starmer.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

44 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Only just after I’d not bought the Sunday Sport in protest at David Sullivan and put a ice lolly up my arse.

I’m doing better than this chap though 

 

Ah, the innocent days before Prawn Cocktail quavers, when I really had to up my game to get some....fake article....I knew that....

[RedArmy]

Schools closing because the sun is out.
 

Woke nonsense. 

[Gloucester Saint]

13 hours ago, RedArmy said:

Schools closing because the sun is out.
 

Woke nonsense. 

Broadly agree, does depend on what the level of ventilation in the school is like.

Trouble is, at least in extreme heat the kids can be regulated in terms of drinking water, shorter outside breaks. When they’re out of school, in some less salubrious areas the parents will kick the kids out first thing and get stuck into the alcohol and the kids won’t have been given sunblock, proper hat etc. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

16 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Broadly agree, does depend on what the level of ventilation in the school is like.

Trouble is, at least in extreme heat the kids can be regulated in terms of drinking water, shorter outside breaks. When they’re out of school, in some less salubrious areas the parents will kick the kids out first thing and get stuck into the alcohol and the kids won’t have been given sunblock, proper hat etc. 

Oi! Apart from the alcohol bit, that was some of my childhood! 🙂

Summer holidays...out to the parks in a group...cricket...football...jumpers for goalposts...called in for Robinson's barley water...race back out...mum calling...just another 20 minutes....back for tea...hmmm?

I shall inform my parentals, that such activity was unbecoming, and an indication of a less than salubrious upbringing. They will be mortified. 🙂

Edited Tuesday at 11:46 by Holmes_and_Watson

[badgerx16]

On 28th June 1976 it was 35.6C in Southampton, the highest June temperature so far recorded in the UK, in the middle of 15 days of temperatures reaching over 32C in England, and I was sitting my "O" levels.

Edited Tuesday at 11:47 by badgerx16

[Gloucester Saint]

4 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Oi! Apart from the alcohol bit, that was some of my childhood! 🙂

Summer holidays...out to the parks in a group...cricket...football...jumpers for goalposts...called in for Robinson's barley water...race back out...mum calling...just another 20 minutes....back for tea...hmmm?

I shall inform my parentals, that such activity was unbecoming, and an indication of a less than salubrious upbringing. They will be mortified. 🙂

My 1980s childhood as well, football in the park off Weston Grove Road, some days exploring the Archeries woods with friends up as far as the memorial at Weston. Other days at the pitch and putt on Weston Shore.

Climate has changed now though and my MIL in her mid-80s is certain the sun has become a lot more fierce than it was. I first noticed it during 2018 when we were in the Lake District during WC2018 and the roads were melting under the car. When one of those roads is the infamous Hardknott when you are actually driving on it, that is not. 

[Lord Duckhunter]

Fucking hell, I’m in danger of a heart attack caused by this heat. Some of the birds round here aren’t covering up to protect themselves from the sun, that’s for fucking sure.

[trousers]

16 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

Fucking hell, I’m in danger of a heart attack caused by this heat. Some of the birds round here aren’t covering up to protect themselves from the sun, that’s for fucking sure.

Surely we need to know the average pint rating for said "birds"?

[AlexLaw76]

 

[skintsaint]

[Challenger]

Just spent my third day in a row on the beach forced to look at strumpets running around in thongs. Bloody disgusting.

[badgerx16]

The record for the hottest ever June day in the UK has been provisionally broken, with temperatures soaring to 36.1C in Gosport, Hampshire.

 

Bloody Skates taking our record.

[whelk]

29 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

The record for the hottest ever June day in the UK has been provisionally broken, with temperatures soaring to 36.1C in Gosport, Hampshire.

 

Bloody Skates taking our record.

I jumped in the car just now and was 43 C - come on BBC where is my visit to show I smashed the record?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

33 minutes ago, Challenger said:

Just spent my third day in a row on the beach forced to look at strumpets running around in thongs. Bloody disgusting.

Be sure to hydrate. To compensate for the drooling, as much as for the weather. 🙂

[Gloucester Saint]

3 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Be sure to hydrate. To compensate for the drooling, as much as for the weather. 🙂

That’s two bunches of grapes I’ve got to take into hospital now. @Lord Duckhunter is in there after suffering a heart attack at the sight of all the scantily dressed young women of Poole and now @Challenger with his dehydration.. 

Edited 21 hours ago by Gloucester Saint

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Gloucester Saint said:

That’s two bunches of grapes I’ve got to take into hospital now. @Lord Duckhunter is in there after suffering a heart attack at the scantily dressed young women of Poole and now @Challenger with his dehydration.. 

Bad time for the remake of Carry On Doctor (No, I'm on strike). 🙂

[Turkish]

Latest warning 

DO NOT BUY A HOME AIR CONDITIONING UNIT YOU SELFISH PRICKS!!

4% of global warming is down to air conditioning YOU ARE DESTROYING THE PLANET

[Turkish]

12 hours ago, whelk said:

I jumped in the car just now and was 43 C - come on BBC where is my visit to show I smashed the record?

Highest ever temperature recorded in UK

Worlds best credit score 

forget the BBC report Netflix will in touch for the documentary 

[Turkish]

VERY worrying 

[Weston Super Saint]

We need to try harder.  It's taken fifty bloody years to break the summer heat record of 1976.  We're clearly not trying hard enough.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

13 hours ago, whelk said:

I jumped in the car just now and was 43 C - come on BBC where is my visit to show I smashed the record?

 

21 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Highest ever temperature recorded in UK

Worlds best credit score 

forget the BBC report Netflix will in touch for the documentary 

Looking forward to whelk starring in the remake of...

[badgerx16]

10 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

 

Looking forward to whelk starring in the remake of...

What a good film that is.

[whelk]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Highest ever temperature recorded in UK

Worlds best credit score 

forget the BBC report Netflix will in touch for the documentary 

You seem to have very much missed the point about the credit score but I know that is your shtick. Tell me about my New Zealand boast? Or did you completely make that up?

[Turkish]

5 minutes ago, whelk said:

You seem to have very much missed the point about the credit score but I know that is your shtick. Tell me about my New Zealand boast? Or did you completely make that up?

Ohh someone’s struggling with the heat today, take a cold shower hun x

[whelk]

3 hours ago, Turkish said:

Ohh someone’s struggling with the heat today, take a cold shower hun x

Don’t put it on me babe. Post a meme about being a lion or something 

[Farmer Saint]

It's got so hot that I just had to have a dip in my pool. I would have invited the neighbours, but I think they're already dead.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

3 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

It's got so hot that I just had to have a dip in my pool. I would have invited the neighbours, but I think they're already dead.

Be careful not to boil yourself by accident in the pool!

[Farmer Saint]

26 degrees in there currently, but with the sun as strong at is I'm hoping this evening swim won't turn me into a lobster.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

2 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

26 degrees in there currently, but with the sun as strong at is I'm hoping this evening swim won't turn me into a lobster.

Every obstacle is an opportunity for an enterprising farmer.

[Farmer Saint]

37 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Every obstacle is an opportunity for an enterprising farmer.

We have crayfish in some of our streams - should try to make money out of them.

[OldNick]

A freiends daughter does this lol .Apparently it does keep the heat out. I told her to wrap a turkey before as she can save on the cooker energy

[OldNick]

Ive been told a couple of tips, puta bowl of water on the window ledge with the window open a little, and also put a wet twel on a chair in front of a fan and that will help

[The Kraken]

22 minutes ago, OldNick said:

Ive been told a couple of tips, puta bowl of water on the window ledge with the window open a little, and also put a wet twel on a chair in front of a fan and that will help

There’s tips that work and some that don’t, but when it gets super hot there’s not really much you can do without AC.

I do the standard things you should do: doors and windows closed during the day, curtains closed all day on the sunny sides of the house. Then you’re only supposed to open the windows once the outside temperature is cooler than inside. On a typical hot day this is, I find, usually around 9pm.

The problem last night was that I went to bed at 11pm and it was 30 degrees in the bedroom. From what I can gather it only came down to below 30 degrees outside from about 10pm onwards. And if there’s no breeze kicking about at that hour, opening the windows doesn’t make much difference.

Ah well. One more night of it, Friday looks a bit more reasonable then back to mid 20s and below which is much more manageable.

[OldNick]

Just now, The Kraken said:

There’s tips that work and some that don’t, but when it gets super hot there’s not really much you can do without AC.

I do the standard things you should do: doors and windows closed during the day, curtains closed all day on the sunny sides of the house. Then you’re only supposed to open the windows once the outside temperature is cooler than inside. On a typical hot day this is, I find, usually around 9pm.

The problem last night was that I went to bed at 11pm and it was 30 degrees in the bedroom. From what I can gather it only came down to below 30 degrees outside from about 10pm onwards. And if there’s no breeze kicking about at that hour, opening the windows doesn’t make much difference.

Ah well. One more night of it, Friday looks a bit more reasonable then back to mid 20s and below which is much more manageable.

It was hell last night, I slept downstairs util about 4, coming back life now and again to see the footy 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

52 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

We have crayfish in some of our streams - should try to make money out of them.

You should contact the police, before they make money out of you. Oh wait, that's Krayfish...

[Turkish]

2 hours ago, whelk said:

Don’t put it on me babe. Post a meme about being a lion or something 

[Weston Super Saint]

On the M49 this morning, the matrix board had a message saying "extreme heat, take care".  It didn't tell me how to take care though, what to do, how to do it, how I could avoid dying etc.  All very disappointing.

Then on the A470, the matrix sign said "Heat alert, take water with you".  It didn't tell me how much water or where to take it.  So confusing.  Surely taking water with me would be heavy, which would make me hotter?

I tried the trick last night where you put hands in cold water.  I guess it worked as it did make my hands colder, for a very short time anyway.  Other than that it was useless.

Edited 3 hours ago by Weston Super Saint