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I am curious as to who Mr Crouch had lined up to join us if he had ousted

lowe and the jelly fish the other day.

 

He made clear on the interview last week that he had players and a manager

lined up.

 

Can I ask those that walk the inner sanctum of the Knight Sir Leon court to reveal who was likely to join the bold fight for southampton fc

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It's not normally that I will post stuff told to me under a strict blackout, but think this thread is worthy of breaking that code.

 

Even though he is still under contract I have been told that Crouch/Corbett/Fulthorpe have a provisional agreement to install Gerry Hamstra as our new manager.

 

Please don't quote this post as I may want to delete it in a few minutes, but this has come from a very trusted source.

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Gerry Hamstra is a manager in the Dutch second division. I think um was being a bit sarcastic. ;)

 

You're on the money LOL.

 

Just imagine the furore if Gerry was unveiled at SMS.:smt022:smt022:smt022, even if someone came up with a fake CV and some obscure claims about how he won 3 promotions from the Zezde Klasse and can operate with no money.

 

Looking back that fcking CV issue was hilarious and all those stories about how he can work with youngsters and no money!!!!!!

 

What's been the reaction in the Dutch media to Poortvliet and Wotte swapping roles????

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You're on the money LOL.

 

Just imagine the furore if Gerry was unveiled at SMS.:smt022:smt022:smt022, even if someone came up with a fake CV and some obscure claims about how he won 3 promotions from the Zezde Klasse and can operate with no money.

 

Looking back that fcking CV issue was hilarious and all those stories about how he can work with youngsters and no money!!!!!!

 

What's been the reaction in the Dutch media to Poortvliet and Wotte swapping roles????

Lol. Amusing Ump.
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Perhaps she should team up with Steve Godwin's nephew Ottery?

 

Would you give little Manhattan the same amount of time that you gave that legend Jan Poortvliet to try and prove himself???:rolleyes::rolleyes:

 

Give the bloke a chance, he needs support and it is only September
;)

 

In fact, his little sister Palestina could probably do a better job than the man you were imploring us to persevere with:smt088:smt088:smt088

 

Did Jan pop by for a cup of tea on his way to Dover?? Did he survive the Medway Mafia?

 

Mwah:smt054

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Perhaps she should team up with Steve Godwin's nephew Ottery?

 

Uncle um, I am being bullied by Uncle Bern the sadoldgit.....is this all to do with you being a true Saints supporter and Uncle Bern being very jealous and laying in bed with Rupert, jonah, johnnyFartPants and all those other nasties who love being at the top table.:smt022

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Sadly me old rodent friend I have only met Rupes for about 15 seconds and Jonah for a couple of hours (although Mark did kindly end me a book about Woodward) so no bed action for me. If I had any sense I would be back in bed with my partner who has decided to stay put today (as it is snowing and bloody freezing) rather than chatting away here!

I am not even at the servants table let along the top one!!!

I am so low that I am not even considered worthy of being fed bio-grow like the other plants....ho hum....

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Sadly me old rodent friend I have only met Rupes for about 15 seconds and Jonah for a couple of hours (although Mark did kindly end me a book about Woodward) so no bed action for me. If I had any sense I would be back in bed with my partner who has decided to stay put today (as it is snowing and bloody freezing) rather than chatting away here!

I am not even at the servants table let along the top one!!!

I am so low that I am not even considered worthy of being fed bio-grow like the other plants....ho hum....

 

Next time out Skiing, SHOOTING ducks or laying on the heather with Rupes, I will put a good word in for you...you seem to have fallen down the pecking order if you are not telling porkies.....:D

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I was never up the pecking order to start with. Just ask the "brothers" on here. They will conform that I am only a plastic fane who rarely goes to games.

Dear old Unncle Rupert did speak to me briefly when I attended one of the great escape matches and had a beer and a curry at a local boozer with people from SaintsList. This gathering was also addressed by the great Ted Bates. I was standing by the door, he walked in and said something like " a great three points" and was past me before I realised who it was. Ships that pass in the night...

No mate, I am just a sadoldgit who lives his life as a Saints supporter vicarioulsy through an internet chat board.

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Sadly me old rodent friend I have only met Rupes for about 15 seconds and Jonah for a couple of hours (although Mark did kindly end me a book about Woodward) so no bed action for me. If I had any sense I would be back in bed with my partner who has decided to stay put today (as it is snowing and bloody freezing) rather than chatting away here!

I am not even at the servants table let along the top one!!!

I am so low that I am not even considered worthy of being fed bio-grow like the other plants....ho hum....

 

Ah Ha!!..............a confession, you have outted yourself.;);)

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on another theme. anybody have rupes number.

 

Im having a dinner party next week and I need a duck:)

 

I understand there is one dead duck going spare over in Helmond, and you may be able to find another Dutch free range lame duck in Room 402 of the De Vere!!!;)

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Looking back that fcking CV issue was hilarious and all those stories about how he can work with youngsters and no money!!!!!!

 

What's been the reaction in the Dutch media to Poortvliet and Wotte swapping roles????

 

Probably no reaction whatsoever.

 

I found it incredible when it was revealed recently that JP and Wotte weren't acquainted before this season.

 

The fact that they didn't get on at all came as a bit of a shock too, so if I'm reading things rightly we started a revolutionary coaching system with 2 Dutchmen who had never met and didn't like each other, coupled with a coach who wanted out at the first opportunity.

 

Staggering, simply staggering.

 

To quote your good self Steve, "You couldn't make it up" :mad:

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You're on the money LOL.

 

Just imagine the furore if Gerry was unveiled at SMS.:smt022:smt022:smt022, even if someone came up with a fake CV and some obscure claims about how he won 3 promotions from the Zezde Klasse and can operate with no money.

 

Looking back that fcking CV issue was hilarious and all those stories about how he can work with youngsters and no money!!!!!!

 

What's been the reaction in the Dutch media to Poortvliet and Wotte swapping roles????

 

Nothing much in the Dutch media. There was some reports about Poortvliet being ****ed off at Wotte about the fact that Wotte broke Dutch Manager Association rules but other then that nothing much. In short, no one really cares.

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Kevin Keegan on his way to Southampton......Play him up front with Saga and that fierce dog with the Saints shirt on, pictured during the march.

 

 

 

I could dress up my dog in Saints shirt, she is a lab / Staffy cross trouble is she is a bit like Ivan Golac...goes for the legs

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I could dress up my dog in Saints shirt, she is a lab / Staffy cross trouble is she is a bit like Ivan Golac...goes for the legs

 

Cert for mid-field General...Get that dog down to staplewood for training...

On second thoughts straight to St Marys tomorrow night straight in the team and captain...My wife says I am barking mad...Probably my Dutch ancestors who settled in Gloucestershire. Uncle Rupert dahling.

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