bridge too far Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 How much will spectators be charged? I'd love to slink along to see if you all match up to the preconceptions I have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Can I be chairman of "overweight saintswebforum members FC"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 How much will spectators be charged? I'd love to slink along to see if you all match up to the preconceptions I have Iam 6'2" slim and athletic with 6 pack, a fine head of hair and extremely irrestible to the ladies with charm and charisma... a scoring machine of the highest order, is that what you have me down as? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Can I be chairman of "overweight saintswebforum members FC"? Chairman of the (main) bored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Can I be chairman of "overweight saintswebforum members FC"? Think you'll find we are all in supreme physical condition....for propping up the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Iam 6'2" slim and athletic with 6 pack' date=' a fine head of hair and extremely irrestible to the ladies with charm and charisma... a scoring machine of the highest order, is that what you have me down as? ;-)[/quote'] Bless :smt058 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I wonder if Rupes and Wilde will be there to boo us, or will they not turn up in protest. On the other hand, if we say nice things about them, will they reduce the price ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Iam 6'2" slim and athletic with 6 pack' date=' a fine head of hair and extremely irrestible to the ladies with charm and charisma... a scoring machine of the highest order, is that what you have me down as? ;-)[/quote'] If your half crap, michael Wilde will give you a contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Setanta wont be shwing it but Frank warren has shown interest. is there a team fielded that is for All the board out as thats the one I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I think it would be apt if the first team were there and giving us their thoughts of how good we are and boo and moan at us for not doing it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I think it would be apt if the first team were there and giving us their thoughts of how good we are and boo and moan at us for not doing it right. As long as they're willing to pay £24 for the privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 If your half crap, michael Wilde will give you a contract. It's OK. I'll say I have a Grandparent from Jersey and am half Dutch. I'm guaranteed a contract! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 As long as they're willing to pay £24 for the privilege. I'll stay at home an listen on the radio then abuse anyone who thinks I don't know better than the people who were there. I dare you to call me not a real supporter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintDonkey Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 If we do 16 aside with 6 * 90 mins and 10* 45 mins per side the costs are To play 90 mins: £181.82 To play 45 mins: £90.91 I think 90 minutes would kill me. 45 minutes should be fine provided there's an amblulance standing by. One 6'6'' centre back at your service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I expect to hear many scott_saints songs coming from the capacity crowd. If they're lucky I may even wave at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Fantastic idea, would love to play. Would need to know age aswell, and also standard of play? Taking a wild guess that it wouldn't be too high but i should be able to run my heart out for 45 mins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I think 90 minutes would kill me. 45 minutes should be fine provided there's an amblulance standing by. One 6'6'' centre back at your service Shotgun not marking him at corners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Anyone else willing to fly over from Sweden for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Anyone else willing to fly over from Sweden for this? I am - but I would have to fly to Sweden in order to do so - therefore probably a waste of time I guess...!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 It's OK. I'll say I have a Grandparent from Jersey and am half Dutch. I'm guaranteed a contract!there'll be some CLOGgers there dont worry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Fantastic idea, would love to play. Would need to know age aswell, and also standard of play? Taking a wild guess that it wouldn't be too high but i should be able to run my heart out for 45 mins Errr after 45 minutes I'm worried that my heart will have run out...!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I wonder if Rupes and Wilde will be there to boo us, or will they not turn up in protest. On the other hand, if we say nice things about them, will they reduce the price ? Keep this going, and I expect Rupes will take over, and sort out the line ups...........................he who jests;);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Errr after 45 minutes I'm worried that my heart will have run out...!!!! Lol, would just be slightly worried about getting clattered by an over-sized beer belly (not referring to anybody on this forum, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I am - but I would have to fly to Sweden in order to do so - therefore probably a waste of time I guess...!!!!! Does it for me...................:smt082:smt082:smt082:smt082:smt082:smt082:smt082 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Keep this going, and I expect Rupes will take over, and sort out the line ups...........................he who jests;);)thats the next thing who can pick the teams. Willwe all stand in a row and wait for a captain to pick us in turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Mods What is the min/max number of people? How would you decide the date? What would happen about kits? And would it be day or night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 thats the next thing who can pick the teams. Willwe all stand in a row and wait for a captain to pick us in turn? Me Me Me Me Me :smt039 But I wouldn't necessarily judge on footballing prowess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Evening match, surely? Playing under the floodlights at St Marys is an idea that makes the hairs on my arms stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Mods What is the min/max number of people? Minimum is obviously 11-a-side, maximum is 16-a-side to allow enough playing time for those who want to play 45 minutes and those who want to play a full 90 minutes. How would you decide the date? Depends on which dates are still available What would happen about kits? Don't know And would it be day or night? Depends on what's available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Evening match, surely? Playing under the floodlights at St Marys is an idea that makes the hairs on my arms stand up. Yeah either that or at 3pm on a sunny saturday afternoon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Me Me Me Me Me :smt039 But I wouldn't necessarily judge on footballing prowess Just like Poortvliet then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Surely the £4000 could be negociated since we are well, Saints fans? Could be great PR for the club. BTW I'll play anywhere apart from goalie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Count me in. Charge spectators a quid to spread the cost per player though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Would my season ticket get me in to watch this? It sounds like it could be absolutely hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Would my season ticket get me in to watch this? It sounds like it could be absolutely hilarious You live in Portsmouth? Get out. [-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 6 March, 2009 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Willwe all stand in a row and wait for a captain to pick us in turn? Be difficult for the Captain to decide 'which' fat kid gets left to last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 6 March, 2009 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2009 What would happen about kits? As i've already posted, I can get at least 16 home kits with numbers no names free of charge, if we have a high volume a couple of quid extra as someone else suggested we buy the away kit on a bogof deal, that said, if its a goer I'm sure we could generate some interest outside of here and through the Echo and known associates get some sponsorship, Match sponsor etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Surely the £4000 could be negociated since we are well, Saints fans? Could be great PR for the club. BTW I'll play anywhere apart from goalie. At my age and general fitness, that's about the only position I will play:roll: Oh yeh...nickh, keep up son, your on the Luvvies side:smt082 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Can we make this a full member only event? I wouldn't want registered users enjoying the fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Monkey Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I will pay £200 if I can be striker for 90 mins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I will pay £200 if I can be striker for 90 mins.... And so the bidding begins... No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Cripes.....an auction!!!!!!!:roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Monkey Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 and so the bidding begins... No £201? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Be difficult for the Captain to decide 'which' fat kid gets left to last lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 £201? We'll end up with 4 sh:t but rich players playing as strikers. I can't allow it i'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeky Monkey Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 We'll end up with 4 sh:t but rich players playing as strikers. I can't allow it i'm afraid. surely it will be like watching the saints?.... oh we are so quick to judge - when you know nothing about my football abilities.... ....In terms of my football ability I was school and district captain and leading goal scorer - froma midfield position. Sure i am no maradonna but i can kick a ball. I even did a step over in 1995 although some say that I just fell over.....you know a bit like when Mark Walters played for us. I will need 2 months training. I can plod a 1/2 marathon but this would be different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 I would consider this. I would also happily play in net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 surely it will be like watching the saints?.... oh we are so quick to judge - when you know nothing about my football abilities.... ....In terms of my football ability I was school and district captain and leading goal scorer - froma midfield position. Sure i am no maradonna but i can kick a ball. I even did a step over in 1995 although some say that I just fell over.....you know a bit like when Mark Walters played for us. I will need 2 months training. I can plod a 1/2 marathon but this would be different. But are you rich enough to sustain your bids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 registration now open http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=226307#post226307 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 6 March, 2009 Share Posted 6 March, 2009 Signed up and signed a mate up as well because I know he is interested but isn't around to do it himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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