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why are none of the players wearing any??

 

surely asking for unnecessary injuries?

 

I played 5 a side with the work bunch once and one pansy in the changing room joked at my crappy trainers and lack of shinney's while he put on his shiney new indoor footy rebook super poof thingys and his super duper ribbed for her pleasure shin/ankle/legwarmer shin pad thingys

 

5 mins into playing he tried showing off by keeping the ball up in front of me while i swung and missed the ball. (i know im crap at footy) next time i swung i wasnt aiming for the ball (red mist got the better of me) and within seconds he was laying on the floor holding his nice shiney shin padded leg. taking it out at the end of the game 2 of the ribs were now in 2 peices and he had a bruise like you woulndt believe. lol

 

He laughed at my lack of kit no more ;)

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OK - if we could all now put our winning heads on for the next home game...

 

or

 

In an attempt to promote the idea that his policy of constantly rotating the squad will work, Saints defacto Director of Football Rupert Lowe has invested in a series of different player-heads on the sound advice of Mr Simon Clifford.

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Youve got to hold and give

But do it at the right time

You can be slow or fast

But you must get to the line

Theyll always hit you and hurt you

Defend and attack

Theres only one way to beat them

Get round the back

Catch me if you can

Cos Im the england man

And what youre looking at

Is the master plan

We aint no hooligans

This aint a football song

Three lions on my chest

I know we cant go wrong

 

(well he does sort of look like Barnes)

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I played 5 a side with the work bunch once and one pansy in the changing room joked at my crappy trainers and lack of shinney's while he put on his shiney new indoor footy rebook super poof thingys and his super duper ribbed for her pleasure shin/ankle/legwarmer shin pad thingys

 

5 mins into playing he tried showing off by keeping the ball up in front of me while i swung and missed the ball. (i know im crap at footy) next time i swung i wasnt aiming for the ball (red mist got the better of me) and within seconds he was laying on the floor holding his nice shiney shin padded leg. taking it out at the end of the game 2 of the ribs were now in 2 peices and he had a bruise like you woulndt believe. lol

 

He laughed at my lack of kit no more ;)

 

So in otherwords....the shinpads done its job? Without them I reckon it would of been more than a bruise going by what you have said.

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As the last spare ball flew over the fence Sagan and Chris wondered just what on earth they would use now...

 

Patterson had an idea...

 

 

Presumably not this Sagan, but she certainly has a lot in common with many footballers .....

 

"She was once involved in a car accident in her Aston Martin sports car, which left her in a coma for some time. She also loved driving her Jaguar automobile to Monte Carlo for gambling sessions.

 

Also, in the 1990s, Sagan was charged with and convicted of possession of cocaine.

 

Sagan was, at various times of her life, addicted to a number of drugs. She was a long-term user of prescription pills, amphetamines, cocaine, morphine, and alcohol."

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So in otherwords....the shinpads done its job? Without them I reckon it would of been more than a bruise going by what you have said.

 

Fair point and I never looked at it like that. I just figured he bought some flashy shin pads that looked great but were pretty useless. I didnt hit them that hard to be fair and I didnt have a mark on my shin at all. lol

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why would you have a mark on your shin saintjay?

 

Cause me not wearing any shin pads swung (for the ball-ish) and connected with the other guys shin. Shin to Shin. The amount of damage he recieved you would have thought i might of at least had a bruise. Like I said I put it down to him being a flash git with all the super duper kit to make him look the part which actually did nothing to help him when it mattered.

 

I actually think he would have gone down the same had my 5 year old son tackled him lol

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