trousers Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Oh no! I've got halitoshish as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob the Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Why does acid refluxssh taste so bad ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 'We can stay up'.............Oops!!!!!!!!!! 'hush my mouth' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Mishter Lowe? Hi its me Votter, I am on my new Shony EricShon. Ish that Pig Farm job shtill available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I bet no one else can rub their co Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I bet no one else can rub their co I can, but in reverse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 you'll all be kissing his feet and singing his name when we escape from the drop. But that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 'We can stay up'.............Oops!!!!!!!!!! 'hush my mouth' It took time, but Mark Wotte finally learnt what it had been like this season for the Saints Fans, being fed a continual diet of sh1t on the field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Wotte walks away after missing out on the if Carlsberg did managers contract Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 21 April, 2009 you'll all be kissing his feet and singing his name when we escape from the drop Incorrect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 'Oh no! I forgot to learn anything at all about football. What a shilly mishtake. It will take a miracle now. For me to get paid.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintalan Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Sh!t, can't remember whether I turned the gas off or not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Aargh! I'm turning into Steve McLaren! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Aargh! I'm turning into Steve McLaren! that is a good observation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 "Yesh, I really did get the sh*tty end of the shtick with this job" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 "I told Lowe I could handle a 'hand-to-mouth' existence, but it does make giving out touchline instructions a bit difficult". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Wotte solves problem of mouth speaking before brain engages after "World Class Smith" gaffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BotleySaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Wotte realised all too late that he had meant to include Saganowski in the starting lineup as Euell shot wide from 2 yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 'If I cover my moush I can say it is all der fans faults again like my old bosh told me' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 'Maybeesh if I use a magic spell or shumshing?!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I think we just found the reason; he was covering his big mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 If only Carlsberg did football managers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 If only Carlsberg did football managers....I think you havent read all the others above you WSS, but it is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 MW was not expecting the half-time team talk to end with a smack in the mouth... OR, MW wiped McGoldricks 'appreciation' for a place on the team away from his lips... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Heysh, if I coversh my moush I look like that bloke from FC Twente Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Aargh! I'm turning into Steve McLaren! Feck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Swallow don't spit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red and White Russ Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Swallow don't spit!! Mark Wotte contemplates a trip to Specsavers, as everything, apart from himself, going out of focus was making him feel sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 April, 2009 Author Share Posted 21 April, 2009 "Ha...and still some people on The Saintsweb Forum believe I had nothing to do with the first team whilst Poortvliet was here", chuckled Mark Wotte under his breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkiesaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 As Wotte recalculates he realises it was always out of our hands whether we avoid relegation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 'Maybeesh if I use a magic spell or shumshing?!' http://www.myfreeweb.nl/vida_guerra/vida_guerra24.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Mark Wotte was in shock after he learned that his application to be on "Holland's Got Talent" had been turned down on a point of principle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 OH! My God...I can't remember if I told the boyzz. The Pyramid, Diamond or the Triangle formation today....They will get all mixed up and we are bound to come second again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Uwe Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 It finally hits home for poor old Mark Wotte that his "incentive-based" salary is actually worth a little bit less than he first imagined... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I vonder how long thish shyanide tablet takesh to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 I knew giving Lowe the reach around was a mistake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Damn cheap toilet roll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pilsburydoughboy Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 You really can smell all the s h i t e that i talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 Corr, Lowe's **** is the tastiest I've ever had - Mark Wotte thinks as he wipes up the remains from around his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsaint Posted 21 April, 2009 Share Posted 21 April, 2009 i feel really sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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