Guided Missile Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Excellent, seems like a vast improvement on Rupert's vision, at least it includes a football ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Wasn't that from the Bournemouth site? Was hilarious when I first saw that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 GM you now owe me for a new laptop! PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintjay77 Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Mucho LOL'age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestSaint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Nice One !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 8 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 May, 2009 It was from the Bournemouth website, so not mine, originally... If anyone wants to read Jacksons' ramblings on this site, read these.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 :smt044:smt044:smt044 Twice in one day. When that was first posted I thought it had to be someone else taking the p1ss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 LoL, still wouldn't mind going to that zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 **** me. I could build that!!!!! Although I would express caution against the Cherry tree, as the introduction of it could cause ground shrinkage, and finally subsidence, without careful consideration of the ground water situation. If Le Tiss gets in - Do it on cost plus fixed percentage fee (say 4%). If anyone related to Lowe gets in - £130 million plus 51% shares in the football club on an NEC re-measure contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Mockles Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 That's soooooooooo funny!! Nice one. ;o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Opened this tread expecting a new "manifesto" from an ITKer. Shame I'm in an open plan office as I have just snorted coffee out of my nose and am now in pain and looking like a ****.:smt082:smt081 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 8 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 May, 2009 It's comforting that Marc Jackson will not countenance any racist behaviour at a football stadium, as this post demonstrates: Not quite what I have been told , you had a confruntation on the stairs at the stadium with a head steward who was *edit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry the Badger Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 I demand a monkey chicken at SMS! Jackson in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 (edited) I demand a monkey chicken at SMS! Jackson in! Wow, not only are we to have an ice rink, but genetic mutants as well!!!!! I suggest if the Monkey/Chicken is a success, we start breeding Monkey/Butlers. Edited 8 May, 2009 by Secret Site Agent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Excellent, seems like a vast improvement on Rupert's vision, at least it includes a football ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golac's Cunning Stunts Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 It was from the Bournemouth website, so not mine, originally... If anyone wants to read Jacksons' ramblings on this site, read these.... I particularly like these comments: So WackoJacko can you please confirm that a) You are an official Southampton FC scout and b) You have in the past held a coaching position at Southampton FC. Last night you said you were getting tired and refused to confirm these 2 questions. As you are active tonight and willing to write on OUR forum then please feel free to answer them DAMN QUESTIONS. edited to add and c) Did you bribe Adam Lallana's parents with an xerox series 5200 photocopier to get Adam not to sign for AFCB but for Southampton youth acadamy instead? " "what about my questions marc? a) Are you a official Southampton FC scout b) Have you ever been a coach at the academy of Southampton FC c) Do you take credit or part credit of finding Adam Lallana. sorry edited to add d) what were the football clubs you played for and what was the highest level you reached as a footballer. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 I particularly like these comments: So WackoJacko can you please confirm that a) You are an official Southampton FC scout and b) You have in the past held a coaching position at Southampton FC. Last night you said you were getting tired and refused to confirm these 2 questions. As you are active tonight and willing to write on OUR forum then please feel free to answer them DAMN QUESTIONS. edited to add and c) Did you bribe Adam Lallana's parents with an xerox series 5200 photocopier to get Adam not to sign for AFCB but for Southampton youth acadamy instead? " "what about my questions marc? a) Are you a official Southampton FC scout b) Have you ever been a coach at the academy of Southampton FC c) Do you take credit or part credit of finding Adam Lallana. sorry edited to add d) what were the football clubs you played for and what was the highest level you reached as a footballer. " Funnily enough, he never answered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Bet he didn't reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 So hypothetically what would fans prefer if given only one choice? Wacko Jacko or Loopy Lowe? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 8 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Many apologies to Marc. I attach below his true blueprint from the Bournemouth website: - 29/9/2008 13:19 Hi Jacko Been keeping well? Just a bit of background info for you, an Ice Rink in Kings Park has been planned for years, if it wasn't for the Conservatives getting in a year ago (who then postponed the scheme while they looked for a more central location) then the Lib Dems plans had hoped for it to have been built and ready this summer. Struggling to see the link between these plans and your own. :what?!: Hi Dj , Very well thank you , watching the story unfold at FF with interest. My plans which were fully drawn up valued and presented to the council in January by Jeff to the council were as follows. 1) New stand with terracing with two circular rotundas either side with KEY worker flats . 2) The back wall of the stand would incorporate a 100 room hotel. 3) In the field where the derelict five -a side pitches are a fitness centre, ten pin bowling, inside five a side pitches , cinema , resturants and ICE RINK would have been built . The council woul dhave gifted the land to the club on the basis of tarmacing the lorry park and paying for meters for revenue to be placed in the new parking facilty. All of this would have been done on a joint venture prifite share between the club , the developer and the investor. The club would have benifitted by more than 10 MGBP. But hey my plans were poo and i am a looney . Actually will email copies of the architect plans . DJ you have mail ......like i said i dont actually care anymore , stick the pictures up here . Your clubs virtually fooked again anyways guys . Email now received, here is the image, will not attach the accompanying "afcb big development op.pdf" as it has Jacko's mobile number written on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 I like the Cherrie Trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 The worrying thing is that this guy is still getting people to believe him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Columb Saint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 What are all those tents doing around the outside, is it for all his Arab backers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Thanks for posting this. Funny as ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Can you please add Barry's picture to the first post to make the thread complete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 8 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Can you please add Barry's picture to the first post to make the thread complete Bottom right hand corner, without his briefcase.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 The worrying thing is that this guy is still getting people to believe him. At what level FF ? Fans on Forums or administrators ? fans can be excused but the guy in control of our fate....or is it simply that Fry has looked into proof of funds and found his consortium genuine ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNOWY Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Well funny, would be funnier if it wasn't our administrator's time he was wasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpTheCherries Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 That Blueprint is copyrighted I'm afraid and can only be viewed on the Bournemouth site. But have no fear, photocopies are available on request as I got a great deal on print cartridges in the summer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 8 May, 2009 Author Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Can you thank Cherry Pip for posting details of the new sponsor that Marc Jackson has organised? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 And after the sucess of scouse Mikes "Saints go Wilde" T-shirts, Mark Jackson has already ordered his which will be on sale at Saints Mongstore next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpTheCherries Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 I'll get my coat. :smt041 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 I'll get my coat. Is that to scale ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 8 May, 2009 Share Posted 8 May, 2009 Can you thank Cherry Pip for posting details of the new sponsor that Marc Jackson has organised? Technical error, aren't we in Umbro shirts nowadays. Umbro being a wholly owned subsidary of Nike,that means we're top drawer no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Mullet Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 It was from the Bournemouth website, so not mine, originally... If anyone wants to read Jacksons' ramblings on this site, read these.... Thanks for the link. If they really are posts from the man himself I hope he has nothing to do with the tabled bids. I would I also say that I would find it very difficult to take anyone posting in that manner seriously for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Is that to scale ? Of course, look at the size of Barry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpTheCherries Posted 11 May, 2009 Share Posted 11 May, 2009 Thanks for the link. If they really are posts from the man himself I hope he has nothing to do with the tabled bids. I would I also say that I would find it very difficult to take anyone posting in that manner seriously for a second. It certainly is him and so is this... http://asf.narrowstep.tv/mcp?psid=86165582&ref=0&chid=977&pid=3346&vid=69175095&br=400&tid=1&void=175029&fab=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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