Ken Tone

Why are so many people saying almost safe? We are mathematically absolutely safe. Wigan can only catch us if they beat Arsenal and Villa, and if that happens villa can't improve their goal difference to catch us. It's between Wigan, Sunderland and Villa only

maybe?

Call someone from Sunderland a Geordie, and you're going to get in an argument. They hate Geordies as much as we hate skates. Sunderland people are call mackems.

Mackem, not Geordie

I always used to feel sorry for that poor fan, but if he will support portsmouth .........

which game is that then?

There is a certain irony in this drivel having the American spelling of 'licence'

Proper beer that never gets too cold!

I'm going to do a sponsored "slob around" fortnight, where I take no exercise, eat cakes and drink beer, albeit rarely at the same time. Will you sponsor me please? I promise it is not a new hobby for me.

Security in the sense of escape risk, maybe, but he'll need even higher security for his own safety in prison as someone who has molested a 9 year old girl, than he would need as a rapist. Hardly a lesser crime in those terms. Look out now for pleas that he is too old and frail to go to prison at all. There's no hint in his lawyer's statements of being bullied into admitting a crime or similar. Not getting at you, DPS, but I find it hard to understand why some on here appear to want to still believe he is innocent in spite of his admission to several serious offences, not just one.

Are they realy complaining that the prices are too high? I thought they looked a bit low myself. How else do they expect to generate enough income to cover even a £1.1 million wage bill?

Ah, but was that the executive lift that goes direct to the top floor? Rallyboy, I think you're overlooking several other categories. As well as 'pathetic nutjobs' it appears we have some sympathetic nutjobs, and maybe even some empathetic nutjobs.

A few years back before these dashcams were common, I was on a coach in Moscow which had a minor collison with a BMW .... clearly the car driver's fault. There followed a very tense confrontation between frightened coach driver and agressive car driver, with the car driver obvously trying to get coach driver to accept the blame and/or pay up some cash there and then. As far as I could tell, it ended with both sides just driving away, with no pretence even of the car driver paying for the damage he'd caused , or giving insurance details. Our local guide was whispering about organised crime etc. Moscow in general felt as lawless as the Wild West... and even the 'honest' drivers drive like maniacs.

surely Robinson owns 2 to 6, and he and the council have a charge on 1, now owned by the club?

Are you sure you don't want to change clubs Mack? You deserve better.

Have you heard about Liverpool trying to agree a loan deal with Portsmouth for Suarez, so he can serve all his ten match ban this season

Although by the time you do, you will have long since run out of oxygen, food and water!

Red is for the bills

What a strange place for you to choose to come out in.

There really is a bit of paper with 'golden share' written on it? It's just like Willy Wonka ! (I hope it's not a counterfeit)

Also can't read, can't write, and apparently doesn't even know his own name!

No. We had -10 taken off the season after we were relegated because we were already doomed when we (or rather our holding company) went into administration. We were not deducted any points for coming out of admin because we did it properly. PFC had -9 for going into admin in premier league , -10 for going into admin again recently and are expecting another -10 for breaking all the promises they made when they came out of admin the previous time. Other clubs such as Rotherham were deducted a further -17 for not agreeing a CVA when they came out of admin. Portsmouth are due to lose only 10 for agreeing one they've completely ignored. so it;s better to agree a CVA and cheat on it than to admit the truth , in the FL's world.

Takeover's not gone through yet then? Hmmmm. Presumably this must happen during normal banking/office hours? So who will get the extra money from the 'bumper' crowd at tomorrow's final home game? PKF? ....Creditors?.... PDT?,..... Kanu? ....HMRC?...Harry?

Which is why the FL introduced the rule to stop clubs ever doing this again. Though of course as we all know, this PFC situation is technically different from what the rule-makers envisaged when they wrote it.

Maybe, but no doubt he'll have glued the egg to the spoon!