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He is omnisexual. Do whatever he can, whenever he can. If it has a hole, he'll put his thing in it.

If he wasn't injured, or was likely to play every game, it'd be Murty for me. Hammond gets it though.

No, pick a funny celebrity rapist dammit. :-D

Michael Aspel. This is your life, bitc h.

A few weeks too late or I'd have probably had it. I'm getting my new treadmill delivered tomorrow, York Fitness Inspiration. Give it a few weeks of frustration and mine will probably be here too!

None of the players we have pre-Waigo's signing would make my right wing. As an unknown entity, he still has to be better than what we have.

Women everywhere will be gutted at this. RIP

This.

I don't like to underestimate teams in case they make us look like turd, but in this case I can't see anything other than a Saints victory. All the work put in during the recent weeks, and the strengthening and belief that now exists will show on Saturday and I'd be very suprised (and annoyed as I'm having a flutter on Saints) if we don't win by more than 2 goals. Lambert has struggled to score in the last couple of games, but now we have left midfielders rather than an out-of-position Lallana, he'll get the service he desires and will score a couple.

I went on page 2 because I pressed the wrong button.

Nope, I've never striked (struck?) before.:-\"RMT:-\"

Time, spunk, it varies depending on what mood I'm in.

Perhaps, but that may be due to my chronic body odour, brought on by years of unwashed Fungus.

I take individual baked beans out of a can, push them inside a spaghetti hoop, and, when all of them are done, heat them up and slather them on toast. Delicious. I call it the Saturn sarnie.

I corrected it for you. Tango is a great name for a dog. (Based on laziness - I cannot think up a name and am drinking an Apple Tango)

Never. I was informed by an ex-Portsmouth defender. :-#8-[:-$:butthead::wink::-\":smt045:smt098

That God would be proud of. I am not ITK on this one though.

Thought that was Torquay. They've borrowed Poke so many times I wouldn't be suprised if he bought a house down there...

I can just see the Polish manager begging Saints not to sign anymore Poles and thus turning good footballers bad! I hope Saga stays and does a job. I think he'll come good eventually, but if he's still not interested in playing for us, ship him out on loan and bring another striker in.

You don't get to play for a top team in Italy unless you're gifted! (Umm, except Pericard, but we'll just blame his glut of crapness on Pompey.)

**** it. Saints spoil the Valley party. Granted, we shouldn't expect miracles from the newbies, but Smurf will be out to impress. Bloody great game - 3-6 Saints.

Three words. Papa. Waigo. N'Diaye. Nice to have a secret weapon...

Chuffing looking forward to this one now! Davis Thomas Jaidi Trotman Harding Waigo James Hammond Mills Lallana Lambert (although I still think Lallana will be left in at left midfield and Saga played up front. There's also the dillema of who to play alongside Hammond, could it be James, Mellis, Morgan, Wotton, Gillett, or even Lallana? One of a managers greatest and worst decisions is when he's blessed with a full squad. James for me gets the nod, just ahead of Mellis, but I wouldn't be suprised to see any of them in there...)

IIRC it was about 5pm over here, right?

Clearly not the brightest bulb in the hardware store.