Wade Garrett

You are so right about semi-pros. I was in that game years ago, and a more conceited bunch you couldn't wish to meet. And they weren't that good.

If they go to the wall, I am going to spunk in my underpants.

Did you get much hairy growler?

I'd rather be bald than have to cope with the old Hitler slap it across your head. Stevie Wonder could give you a better hairstyle than the one you currently sport.

Richards didn't want to go on the standby list either.

We need a keeper to challenge Davis and would be ready to immediately play premier league football. That is not the very inexperienced Butland, but could well be Gordon, or even Schmeichel.

Massive bender thread.

Still the best football programme on telly.

I know it's not a vegetable, but I once had a job retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfields arsehole. I like to eat cabbage from the wife's vag.

The film and TV series have all been crap.

I'm the Tommy Forecast of saintsweb posters. I'm not very good, and I'm full of sh!t.

They might have just been getting their dicks sucked.

If the Euro goes, what about the political integration? The Euro was doomed to fail when it allowed its members to follow their own economic path. Membership should have meant a common fiscal policy. The dream of a few jumped up political pygmies is turning to sh*t. Can we just go back to the Common Market? Keep it simple.

I am the bastard son of Dean Friedman.

Is there a chance of Birch liquidating the club to stop Chanrai coming back? Wouldn't they be better off starting from scratch?

The difference is that Ross is someone who dishes it out, Hodgson is just a football manager. The Sun has plunged NewsCorp to even lower depths. Who'd have though it possible?

I am really p*ssed off with self-important sports journalists. Watch the Sunday Supplement on Sky, with the exception of Winter and Barclay, they are clueless. Alf Ramsey wouldn't have given them the time of day, nor would Cloughie. I hope Woy doesn't either.

They were embarrassingly bad against West Ham. Ex-hammer Konchesky, and ex-skate Nugent were especially poor. They need to improve if they want to go up.

He's a football coach, not a miracle worker. We'll be lucky to get out of our group.

How did he do at Inter?

West Ham to beat Brum in the final.

I am extremely wa nkered

I would recommend Mykanos for a lads holiday.

I managed to get a home ticket this morning.

I let myself down badly when we went down and my wife didn't talk to me for a few days. Won't go into any details but I was heavily under the influence of Stella Artois. Not good.