Dark Munster

Well I can think of at least one, our ex-resident skate who left a year or two ago with his tail between his legs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection

Obligatory picture.

You plastic fan. No seriously, I have only one word for those like you who are not from Southampton, but chose Saints over Arsenal, Liverpool, ManUre, etc:

Yes. Yes they will.

This thread needs a bit of balance:

Anyway, back on topic. Has he signed yet?

In fairness, despite the slight weight gain, he's probably still as good a player now as he was in his prime. By "good" I mean crap of course.

I think it's obviously not obvious.

Another 20/20 win today, against Surrey. Make that now 29 wins out of the last 34 20/20 games! Maybe they should bat in their 4-day games like they do in 20/20. They'll probably score more in a 20-30 over slog than they normally do in 100+ overs.

Oh ****, have Arsenal just bought 10 of our players?

Only 10,000 to go before the big one.

I think Steve may be waiting for the official announcement that Cheats FC have got away with it before cashing your cheque. Unfortunately, with only 3 posts per day you'll going to fall even further behind trousers.

But at least the 180 degree rotation is still on.

Anyway, back on topic. Saggy Chops...what a ****.

I agree. Returning all of the pieces of the clock is the only rightful thing to do.

Indeed, this cannot be in Cheatsville. They must have confused it with this one:

No, I'm the VMAN.

Trousers - the P****y Takeover Saga legend, who is solely responsible for about a quarter of the 1800 odd pages.

Do you mean not ever?

I'm feeling extremely dizzy from all this portsmyth season ticket spin.