Dark Munster

Cheats FC going pop, or the PTS reaching page 1500?

Fratbrat 9:22 AM on 26/09/2012 I'm starting to worry for Appy's mental health! We're actually a medium-sized fish in about the right-sized pond. Based on our hard core support of around 8-10k, our run-down small ground etc, PFC is a borderline championship/ L1 club. That is where we would have been over the past 10 years had various owners not blown some £150 million we didn't have . Time we got used to it and lived in the real world. It is our future. Either a skate who's seen the light, or one of us nutjobs in disguise. Having said that, borderline championship/L1 club is too flattering. Soon they'll be borderline Wessex league/nonexistent.

Ah yes, the classic Corpse quote. That will be in there when the PTS Greatest Hits get released. In fairness to Corpse though, he would have been spot on if "the club" he was referring to was the Saints, and "you lot" were the phew.

Did anyone give Mad Milan a thumbs up on the way out?

Wouldn't fancy meeting her in a dark alley.

Agreed completely, Nick. I'm assuming, of course, that "safe" is your euphemism for f*cked.

And you'll have a pack of nutjobs chasing after you, baying for blood.

I'm sure agents Pamplemousse and Kraken will be more than happy to copy and paste the most hilarious POL posts here. That would kill two fish with one stone: give us nutjobs even more laughs, and make fartoniser's head explode.

SOGs will remember David Peach, who regularly took penalties and rarely (if ever) missed.

Not signing them in August?

1 point from safety, with -10 still to come. Time to start a new "Points, and League positions, above the Cheats" thread?

Always good for a chuckle. The only things missing are "No Chance" and "Community Ripoff" cards.

I would go further and say he should be left back in the changing room.

Fox's Mum.

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That wouldn't be you, would it Kraken? A double bluff to get Fartoniser off your back?

Better news for the drunken Scot: there may be a manager's vacancy at Cheats FC soon.

Who can forget his thumbs up to Mad Milan after the Krap Nottarf capitulation?

Originally Posted by POS I can honestly say hand on heart that if Portpin take over I will not go and neither will anyone use our season tickets. To be fair to POS, would you bother turning up to watch utter tripe getting walloped every week in the Wessex league? Of course, that'll happen (if they're lucky enough to survive that long) Chinny takeover or not.

That's great. But they should have brought in a premiership quality GK before the deadline.

Indeed, who can forget Al Mirage?

That's a bit unfair way to describe League 1. Hmmm. Let me think for a moment which one it'll be ....