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I have just been trying to find out a little bit more about our owner and all I have discovered is that there is very little information in the public domain about him.

Now there is no way I would wish to infringe on his privacy but I was wondering if I could ask him one question what would it be?

So apart from ---How much money have you really got?------How much money are you going to spend on SFC?---------Or would you like me to have your babies? What would your question be?

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A tickly one which may have been answered in interviews but I don't recall it in the one's I've seen.

 

You, Markus, like us, will not last forever. What are the arrangements re-the ownership/financing of the club if you are still our owner when that day comes.

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A tickly one which may have been answered in interviews but I don't recall it in the one's I've seen.

 

You, Markus, like us, will not last forever. What are the arrangements re-the ownership/financing of the club if you are still our owner when that day comes.

 

Does he have any children? It wouldn't be nice to think SFC ownership would move to the controllers of his estate when that sad day comes.

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I have just been trying to find out a little bit more about our owner and all I have discovered is that there is very little information in the public domain about him. Now there is no way I would wish to infringe on his privacy but I was wondering if I could ask him one question what would it be?

So apart from ---How much money have you really got?------How much money are you going to spend on SFC?---------Or would you like me to have your babies? What would your question be?

 

I guess that he does this through choice so, for me at least, I intend to leave him in peace !!

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My question would be...

 

'Do you realise how much pleasure, pride and optimism you have restored in the supporters of Southampton Football Club?'

 

Thank you.

You might be better thinking of an open question. If he replied NO to your one and only question, you wouldn't have discovered much.

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I think it would be rude and distateful asking such an apparently nice guy personal or morbid questions.

 

On the contrary , asking what would happen if he should 'fall under a bus' seems to me both in order and a matter of legitimate interest to all Saints fans . He may well tell us to go away and mind our own business of course .

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What would you like to drink?

 

OR

 

Who is the tasty looking blonde who regularly sits in the director's box and can I have her phone number?

 

OR

 

Would you like for me to arrange a beautiful Russian chick to make you as happy as you have made me?

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If train A leaves the station at 7:30 traveling 15 mile an hour and train B leaves the station 9:00 what time do they cross track C. Which is 50 miles away

 

Depends if they're running the key token block system or staff and ticket. Bear in mind there could be P-Way slacks or possessions. Also they could be running on double yellows due to the Freightliner leaving Oxford 10 down.

 

It's just not that simple.

 

yours,

 

Markus.

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When will I be famous?

 

Well you're one of the best comedian's on here including one who allegedly does it for a living.

 

Whats love got to do with it?

 

Very little according to Gaydamak, Ashley, Wilde

 

How soon is now?

 

BS - Before Smiths

 

What's your favourite biscuit?

Gingerbread - reminds me of Hanzel and his fragrant sister

 

are you left or right handed..?

 

Both, I am bilingual

 

May I please have £10,000 sponsorship for 2010?

 

Go away golf boy this is a football forum

 

Who is your favourite Telly-Tubby?

 

Leon Crouch

 

Would you a shop a saint?

 

Yes - Matt Le Tissier - don't like cheats especially lazy ones.

 

How many bones has a body got?

 

Nope... you missed 1 !!!

 

That is not a bone otherwise we would all be Charlie Chaplain.

 

Sir Ted is the father of this club & Lawrie is our godfather what role do you see yourself taking in Saints history?

 

Henry VIII type role rewriting religion and the removal of the ridiculous notion of godparents.

 

Have you seen my keys?

 

Yes, they were with your wife.

 

Have you ever seen Dungeons & Dragons ? :)

 

My name is Markus not Max.

 

Do you like hockey, shooting ducks and have red cheeks???

 

Doesn't everyone and usually at the sametime?

 

 

I thought I would save Markus some time and offer some answers on his behalf.

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Well you're one of the best comedian's on here including one who allegedly does it for a living.

 

 

 

Very little according to Gaydamak, Ashley, Wilde

 

 

 

BS - Before Smiths

 

 

 

Gingerbread - reminds me of Hanzel and his fragrant sister

 

 

 

Both, I am bilingual

 

 

 

Go away golf boy this is a football forum

 

 

 

Leon Crouch

 

 

 

Yes - Matt Le Tissier - don't like cheats especially lazy ones.

 

 

 

That is not a bone otherwise we would all be Charlie Chaplain.

 

 

 

Henry VIII type role rewriting religion and the removal of the ridiculous notion of godparents.

 

 

 

Yes, they were with your wife.

 

 

 

My name is Markus not Max.

 

 

 

Doesn't everyone and usually at the sametime?

 

 

I thought I would save Markus some time and offer some answers on his behalf.

 

Thanks for that but, alas, we're still none the wiser on the cuckoo clock front

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