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The9

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Can just imagine some bloke loading up the back of his megane decked out in full saints gear and a shovel.

 

I can imagine someone getting a (Liebherr?) digger down there and flogging it off on eBay for the next 2 years and making himself a few quid.

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Effectively getting people to shovel his sh!t now. :rolleyes:

 

I love the way its dressed up as the club doing us a huge favour. In fact, I might get in on the act and put an advert out.

 

 

At my house, for a limited period only, I'm offering lager fans the unique chance to get their hands on a large number of empty glass bottles.

 

I've spent the past few weeks removing many litres of lager from these bottles. The way that it has been removed means that that lager itself is no longer usable, but the bottles themselves are in great condition.

 

Some of these bottles have previously contained some award winning beers including San Miguel, which won the best Spanish lager award last year, so I thought it would be nice for Saints fans to get their hands on them before they are removed.

 

The bottles are located in two large plastic boxes in my back garden. If you fancy taking some and being the envy of all your lager supporting mates this summer, all you need to do is bring your own black sacks and help yourselves.

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"With the World Cup coming up there is sure to be plenty of barbeques over the summer - fans might be looking at smartening up their lawns and this would be an ideal solution. It's a simple enough process, all anyone would need to do would be to mix a bit of seed with the top soil and then spread it over the top of the lawn."

 

w.t.f. :rolleyes:

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I love the way its dressed up as the club doing us a huge favour. In fact, I might get in on the act and put an advert out.

 

 

At my house, for a limited period only, I'm offering lager fans the unique chance to get their hands on a large number of empty glass bottles.

 

I've spent the past few weeks removing many litres of lager from these bottles. The way that it has been removed means that that lager itself is no longer usable, but the bottles themselves are in great condition.

 

Some of these bottles have previously contained some award winning beers including San Miguel, which won the best Spanish lager award last year, so I thought it would be nice for Saints fans to get their hands on them before they are removed.

 

The bottles are located in two large plastic boxes in my back garden. If you fancy taking some and being the envy of all your lager supporting mates this summer, all you need to do is bring your own black sacks and help yourselves.

 

Fairly amusing. However the difference is the bottles are of no use to anyone. Decent quality soil is of use to many people.

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Effectively getting people to shovel his sh!t now. :rolleyes:

 

I love the way its dressed up as the club doing us a huge favour. In fact, I might get in on the act and put an advert out.

 

 

At my house, for a limited period only, I'm offering lager fans the unique chance to get their hands on a large number of empty glass bottles.

 

I've spent the past few weeks removing many litres of lager from these bottles. The way that it has been removed means that that lager itself is no longer usable, but the bottles themselves are in great condition.

 

Some of these bottles have previously contained some award winning beers including San Miguel, which won the best Spanish lager award last year, so I thought it would be nice for Saints fans to get their hands on them before they are removed.

 

The bottles are located in two large plastic boxes in my back garden. If you fancy taking some and being the envy of all your lager supporting mates this summer, all you need to do is bring your own black sacks and help yourselves.

 

FFS both of you get a f*cking grip.

 

I sort of half agreed with your moaning on the season ticket thread but are we really gonna have you p*ssing and moaning about everything all summer ?

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It's really peculiar. Every gesture the club makes is now taken as a negative. Earlier last season, Cortese went out to overnight queueing supporters and asked them if they were all right, and provided them with coffe and sandwiches. He also made the gesture of providing a lifelong season ticket to a new born baby. Those were ok, I suppose, or were they somehow perverted..?

 

Now we have the club's old topsoil being made available. So what..? Well, I can tell, that it is half as good as the old Dell topsoil, it will be superb. In fact, it'll be better than most people would be prepared to pay out for.

 

I do sometimes wonder how many brain cells football supporters were spared at birth. ;)

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It's really peculiar. Every gesture the club makes is now taken as a negative. Earlier last season, Cortese went out to overnight queueing supporters and asked them if they were all right, and provided them with coffe and sandwiches. He also made the gesture of providing a lifelong season ticket to a new born baby. Those were ok, I suppose, or were they somehow perverted..?

 

Now we have the club's old topsoil being made available. So what..? Well, I can tell, that it is half as good as the old Dell topsoil, it will be superb. In fact, it'll be better than most people would be prepared to pay out for.

 

I do sometimes wonder how many brain cells football supporters were spared at birth. ;)

 

:smt076 stop talking sense, the mongs don't like it

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It's really peculiar. Every gesture the club makes is now taken as a negative. Earlier last season, Cortese went out to overnight queueing supporters and asked them if they were all right, and provided them with coffe and sandwiches. He also made the gesture of providing a lifelong season ticket to a new born baby. Those were ok, I suppose, or were they somehow perverted..?

 

Now we have the club's old topsoil being made available. So what..? Well, I can tell, that it is half as good as the old Dell topsoil, it will be superb. In fact, it'll be better than most people would be prepared to pay out for.

 

I do sometimes wonder how many brain cells football supporters were spared at birth. ;)

 

You know what, I think you have just proven what I have been talking about with regards to fans blind love for Cortese in that post.

 

I will leave it to you to work out what.

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Stop moaning about my moaning about Stu/Davs moaning FFS

 

I can't believe believe are moaning about Smirking Saint moaning about my moaning, when really I wasn't moaning but just making a (poor) joke.

 

Bloody hell, you know people are starved of football when something like this gets their backs up. That World Cup can't start early enough; roll on Friday.

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Shouldn't they be keeping the soil so that they can maintain the new 10 HOME GROWN players ruling introduced by The FL :rolleyes:

 

Tell you what my back garden could do with some soil on it. Can someone pop down and fill up 60Kg's in suitcases for me. I'll be back in Southampton in September time and will pick it up

 

 

thanks

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You know what, I think you have just proven what I have been talking about with regards to fans blind love for Cortese in that post.

 

I will leave it to you to work out what.

 

You'll need to explain to me then.

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"With the World Cup coming up there is sure to be plenty of barbeques over the summer - fans might be looking at smartening up their lawns and this would be an ideal solution. It's a simple enough process, all anyone would need to do would be to mix a bit of seed with the top soil and then spread it over the top of the lawn."

 

w.t.f. :rolleyes:

 

This could be a money spinner for Skatesmyth .... they could sell off their pitch.

 

The amount of Grade A sh!t they've had on that pitch it will be top notch fertiliser :p

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This could be a money spinner for Skatesmyth .... they could sell off their pitch.

 

The amount of Grade A sh!t they've had on that pitch it will be top notch fertiliser :p

 

I think most of that was in the boardroom.

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You know what, I think you have just proven what I have been talking about with regards to fans blind love for Cortese in that post.

 

I will leave it to you to work out what.

 

Stu, ultimately, I couldn't give a toss about Cortese. What intrigues me is that he has has made the odd tiny blunder, according to a few Saints fans, and suddenly his worth is somewhere between Hitler and Satan. Get some perspective, peeps. The bloke got his mate to buy your beloved club from extinction. That sort of gives him the benefit of the doubt for a bit longer than 5 minutes. Or is this the way football fans go with their opinions..?

Totally black or blissful white, with no grey inbetween..? If that's the case, put your football supporting head away for a few seconds, and think of what all the moaning and sniping adds up to in the grand scheme of things.

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