Footballfan Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 (edited) Anyone know if the lad who was lying on the floor in the toilet at half time is ok Edited 31 October, 2010 by Footballfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 do you mean 'fool' or do you mean 'floor'????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Only a fool would lay down in the toilets at a game and let a lad lay on top of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven on the wing Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 (edited) More importantly what flavour fool was it ? Raspberry perhaps ? Had it been poisoned, or did he skid on it and bang his head ? Did he get his "just desserts" ? Edited 31 October, 2010 by Raven on the wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Only a fool would lay down in the toilets at a game and let a lad lay on top of him. Maybe that's another typo and there was infact lard on the fool in the toilets. We can only guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 It seems likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Anyone know if the lad who was lying on the fool in the toilet at half time is ok Lets hope he is OK and wasn't in need of help from any of the pedants on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 was the fool ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdam Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 No-one seemed to know him, they could see that he was just a fool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItchenRob Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 He looked in bad way to me and seemed to have gone a bit yellow. I alerted a steward who eventually went to see what was going on. I went back a bit later and he (the lad not the steward before anyone asks !) was at least sitting up and seemed conscious and was getting attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 He looked in bad way to me and seemed to have gone a bit yellow. I alerted a steward who eventually went to see what was going on. I went back a bit later and he (the lad not the steward before anyone asks !) was at least sitting up and seemed conscious and was getting attention. why wasn't the steward able to sit up and remain conscious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 He was probably just another drunken yob like most of our away following. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the stain Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 He was probably just another drunken yob like most of our away following. Yet still managing to steward for the home team. God bless our brave boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Judging by his posts later on, it was probably Dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 (edited) Yeah he is fine, i spoke to him yesterday, he said he can't remember what happened and ended up on the floor. He missed most of the game though apparantly. And no he wasn't drunk, he reckons it is because he only ate one pack of Hula-hoops in 2 days, which probably didn't help. Fainted i think. Edited 31 October, 2010 by Smirking_Saint Pedants ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 What flavour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Gooseberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Yeah he is fine, i spoke to him yesterday, he said he can't remember what happened and ended up on the floor. He missed most of the game though apparantly. And no he wasn't drunk, he reckons it is because he only ate one pack of Hula-hoops in 2 days, which probably didn't help. Feinted i think. He's misled you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 He's misled you there. Subtle shoulder movements on the way down, went round me too easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Subtle shoulder movements on the way down, went round me too easily. Good recovery though. By you, dunno about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 odd that he hadnt eaten in 2 days but could afford a ticket for the game, I suppose its a question of priorities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 odd that he hadnt eaten in 2 days but could afford a ticket for the game, I suppose its a question of priorities Maybe he HAD to. Or maybe it was a sponsored fast that raised the money. You just don't know. You. Don't. Know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 I hadn't eaten before the game either, although that's mainly because I'd spent the early hours of the morning praying to the man in the toilet after a rather good Halloween party. Got a hot dog AND a burger from the van outside the ground after the game and despite all this managed to go the whole day without any multi-coloured yawning. Great success! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 So to sum up. Fan was ill, fan now better and a general agreement that it is better to eat than not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 All that remains is to establish the status of the fool upon which the lad was lain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Hula hoops, he would of been fine if he had monster munch, hope he drove back ok ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Cryin at this thread. Gold. Comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 So to sum up. Fan was ill, fan now better and a general agreement that it is better to eat than not. Personally I'd rather not eat, than eat Monster Munch, but that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 To miss the game and smell of wee wee cant be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattio Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 haha classic thread! Stick it in the golden section! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 To miss the game and smell of wee wee cant be good. He was p*ssed off, but not p*ssed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 haha classic thread! Stick it in the golden section! Golden shower ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 He was p*ssed off, but not p*ssed up. Was he p*ssed on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 Now THAT is how you do humour on the main board. Cracking people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 He was p*ssed off, but not p*ssed up. If he was lying on the toilet floor, pretty sure he got a bit damp with wee wee, I mean the floors are normally quite deep with the stuff, I never wear leaky shoes to football for that reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 31 October, 2010 Share Posted 31 October, 2010 I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballfan Posted 1 November, 2010 Author Share Posted 1 November, 2010 Lucky for him the floor was not covered in wee like most grounds we visit these days, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 1 November, 2010 Share Posted 1 November, 2010 So to sum up. Fan was ill, fan now better and a general agreement that it is better to eat than not. ..and if you are going to eat something make sure it's not a ring full of hollow calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 1 November, 2010 Share Posted 1 November, 2010 Lucky for him the floor was not covered in wee like most grounds we visit these days, That's a relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 1 November, 2010 Share Posted 1 November, 2010 I don't get it. don't worry...i'm sure someone will come along soon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 2 November, 2010 Share Posted 2 November, 2010 Boy floored by bog standard toilet humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 2 November, 2010 Share Posted 2 November, 2010 He was p*ssed off, but not p*ssed up. Was he p*ssed on? Hmm, a very good example of prepositions changing meaning. I'll have to include it in one of my English lessons. (Not this afternoon's primary school classes!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 2 November, 2010 Share Posted 2 November, 2010 Yeah he is fine, i spoke to him yesterday, he said he can't remember what happened and ended up on the floor. He missed most of the game though apparantly. And no he wasn't drunk, he reckons it is because he only ate one pack of Hula-hoops in 2 days, which probably didn't help. Fainted i think.I can't imagine how bad he would have been had he had eaten two bags... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 2 November, 2010 Share Posted 2 November, 2010 I blame Cortese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 2 November, 2010 Share Posted 2 November, 2010 noticed the toliets at Yeovil had flowers in them, nice touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 2 November, 2010 Share Posted 2 November, 2010 Credit to the lad for being able to find space to lie down in the toilets during half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 2 November, 2010 Share Posted 2 November, 2010 http://www.lyingdowngame.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 2 November, 2010 Share Posted 2 November, 2010 http://www.lyingdowngame.net/ http://www.tards.com more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 November, 2010 Share Posted 3 November, 2010 Heard tonight from a mate who was there that he was arrested. There was a little scuffle with the steward who sat on him and in the melee a police officer had a bottle of toilet cleaner thrown over him, so perhaps not so funny after all. He was charged with a bleach of the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 3 November, 2010 Share Posted 3 November, 2010 noticed the toliets at Yeovil had flowers in them, nice touch. I always wondered what happened to Tim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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