Turkish Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 (edited) I have never been, Turks. I see they have Stevie Wonder, Florence and The Machine and New Order headlining this year. Are they all going to the IoW to call each other c*nts? If so, that is an intriguing clash of styles. Might just get me over to the Isle of Wight again. It's the alternative festival for those that dont take themselves too seriously. Or at least this is how i am making it out to be for the sake of this thread. Edited 27 August, 2012 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Please don't use the word 'Mong', it's very offensive. Read the rules chalet. Lightheartedness is the order of the day over here Sunshine. Dont get lemon because you got a free curry on saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Please don't use the word 'Mong', it's very offensive. Interesting you should say that Mr. Moderator cos if you access your smilies and go to post one of these you will note that Saintsweb fully endorses the term "Spaz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Fine to be light hearted. But I am afraid the world of acceptable language has moved on from your playground days Turkish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Interesting you should say that Mr. Moderator cos if you access your smilies and go to post one of these you will note that Saintsweb fully endorses the term "Spaz" I will bring it up at the next curry evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 In the meantime I will continue to call this place Spazboard. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Eh? http://www.bestival.net/ Precisely. http://www.campbestival.net/#/home There, knew I'd got stuck in traffic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Fine to be light hearted. But I am afraid the world of acceptable language has moved on from your playground days Turkish. is it really? Loads of people refer to this as a mong board. Ahh well, in interest of keeping the peace Spazboard it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Read the rules chalet. Lightheartedness is the order of the day over here Sunshine. Dont get lemon because you got a free curry on saturday night. I notice it was renewal time on here for loads in the last few weeks...guess we know where our 5555ers went Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 (edited) Please don't use the word 'Mong', it's very offensive. Really ? What is this place ****ing playschool now ? Wheres the milk queue ? Am I allowed to use the word milk ? It could be deemed racial ? Or Queue ? As it could be letter prejudiced, I personally know the letter M is mightily annoyed by it ? Edited 27 August, 2012 by Smirking_Saint Queue - what a stupid word that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 I notice it was renewal time on here for loads in the last few weeks...guess we know where our 5555ers went Bless ya TDD, they are building a base of super-villainy, known as Fiver Mountain. Several easily defendable points, each with a manned infraction cannon. If the sh!t hits the fan, they can drop the nuclear ban, but it's not as deadly as you'd think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Bless ya TDD, they are building a base of super-villainy, known as Fiver Mountain. Several easily defendable points, each with a manned infraction cannon. If the sh!t hits the fan, they can drop the nuclear ban, but it's not as deadly as you'd think. They would never use a nuclear ban, its far too risque, much more likely to use the dirtier chemical thread deletion warfare. It effects more posters that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 they use the black ops on me all the time. I don't know if it's officially sanctioned or off books but they've been silently assassinating my posts for years. Quite often I'll mention my ballsack or whatever on a Chaplow thread and both testicles silently disappear without trace, presumably into shallow graves under the st. mary's pitch. If I weren't getting black bagged the whole time I'd probably be the most prolific poster on the whole Spazboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 They would never use a nuclear ban, its far too risque, much more likely to use the dirtier chemical thread deletion warfare. It effects more posters that one. I've noticed a lost of posts being "disappeared" lately. All a bit 1984 I reckon, except Winston Smith didn't like his job much (to start with, anyways). However, I prefer to think of it as the new mods riding into a bad town in the manner of sheriffs. It's not nearly as sinister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 They would never use a nuclear ban, its far too risque, much more likely to use the dirtier chemical thread deletion warfare. It effects more posters that one. They've used the nuclear ban, but it's not really nuclear. Those they drop it on mutate and come back as someone different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 (edited) I've noticed a lost of posts being "disappeared" lately. All a bit 1984 I reckon, except Winston Smith didn't like his job much (to start with, anyways). However, I prefer to think of it as the new mods riding into a bad town in the manner of sheriffs. It's not nearly as sinister. Just Mike reminds me of Dalton from Roadhouse. This is him, just about to delete a post. Edited 27 August, 2012 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Just Mike reminds me of Dalton from Roadhouse. Ripping the throat out of the forum? JustKidding, CommandantMike xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 27 August, 2012 Share Posted 27 August, 2012 Ofcom say mong is okay, but St Chalet, he say no. http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2012/01/23/14710/gervais_cleared_over_mong_gag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Ofcom say mong is okay, but St Chalet, he say no. http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2012/01/23/14710/gervais_cleared_over_mong_gag What's this about your infraction points for racism Timothy?! You're no better than Dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 I got a warning for a fruit based gag... Maybe I am Dune ? Btw I not actually Dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 I got a warning for a fruit based gag... Maybe I am Dune ? Btw I not actually Dune It seems like they've decided to have a clamp down now the renewals are all in and they've got their curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 That is what Toadhall asserted some time ago. This deal is either very close or once again people are barking up the wrong tree. will you keep to your word and stop posting on here once Gaston signs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 will you keep to your word and stop posting on here once Gaston signs? I doubt it, Turkish promised to earlier this year and went back on his word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 will you keep to your word and stop posting on here once Gaston signs? To quote good old Suicidal Tendencies: "...like an itch you can’t scratch, like an itch in the brain, but when you finally figure out a way to scratch it, it just itches more..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 I doubt it, Turkish promised to earlier this year and went back on his word. hopefully the mods will enforce - a promise is a promise afterall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 hopefully the mods will enforce - a promise is a promise afterall Imagine if that was the way the Forum worked, that would be quality. We could have weekly challenges. I believe this, you believe that, whoever loses is expelled from the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Imagine if that was the way the Forum worked, that would be quality. We could have weekly challenges. I believe this, you believe that, whoever loses is expelled from the forum. There would be no members left after barely a few weeks. We've all spouted ******** and got stuff wrong, some more often/frequently than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Imagine if that was the way the Forum worked, that would be quality. We could have weekly challenges. I believe this, you believe that, whoever loses is expelled from the forum. Wow that would mean we'd only have Hypo, Dalek, Alps & StR left on here. They are always right as we all know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 There would be no members left after barely a few weeks. We've all spouted ******** and got stuff wrong, some more often/frequently than others. Speak for yourself Minty......I'm the last bastion of truth and reason on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Speak for yourself Minty......I'm the last bastion of truth and reason on this forum You weren't on Glasgow Saint's ITK list though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Wednesday. That's when you'd be banned from, if we implemented DPS' idea above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonist Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 hopefully the mods will enforce - a promise is a promise afterall I believe this is enforced on a well known forum under what is called the "Toxx Clause" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Imagine if that was the way the Forum worked, that would be quality. We could have weekly challenges. I believe this, you believe that, whoever loses is expelled from the forum. Talking of promises - AdrianFC or whatever his name is needs to make a hefty donation to charity if Puncheon is with the club after Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Talking of promises - AdrianFC or whatever his name is needs to make a hefty donation to charity if Puncheon is with the club after Friday oh yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 oh yeah Im still hoping Lambert moves to Blackburn - waiting for you to chain yourself to SMS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Oh yawn, yawn, f**king yawn. Its never going to happen in time. And NC has been wasting his negotiation skills/energy and best suits on a total wind-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 oh yawn, yawn, f**king yawn. Its never going to happen in time. And nc has been wasting his negotiation skills/energy and best suits on a total wind-up. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Reece Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Oh yawn, yawn, f**king yawn. Its never going to happen in time. And NC has been wasting his negotiation skills/energy and best suits on a total wind-up. Oh do f*** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Oh yawn, yawn, f**king yawn. Its never going to happen in time. And NC has been wasting his negotiation skills/energy and best suits on a total wind-up. Someone is not getting the attention he needs at home........ what a jerk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Someone is not getting the attention he needs at home........ what a jerk! Actually that was the post this thread has been waiting for. It's now a nailed on Cert. Get the Bubbly in the fridge, go find that LP of Fat Lady songs and go find some Uruguayan Bunting to put up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Someone is not getting the attention he needs at home........ what a jerk! Why always the deep abuse ? Am I impatient ? Guilty Am I sceptical ? Guilty Do I think all this wasted time was better served elsewhere ? Guilty. There are 3.5 days left for the club to prove me wrong, and then you get bragging rights over me. Until then, STFU and cut out the abuse because its undeserved and could backfire on you, the way things are going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Why always the deep abuse ? Am I impatient ? Guilty Am I sceptical ? Guilty Do I think all this wasted time was better served elsewhere ? Guilty. There are 3.5 days left for the club to prove me wrong, and then you get bragging rights over me. Until then, STFU and cut out the abuse because its undeserved and could backfire on you, the way things are going. Jerk is not an insult - certainly not "deep abuse" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Why always the deep abuse ? Am I impatient ? Guilty Am I sceptical ? Guilty Do I think all this wasted time was better served elsewhere ? Guilty. There are 3.5 days left for the club to prove me wrong, and then you get bragging rights over me. Until then, STFU and cut out the abuse because its undeserved and could backfire on you, the way things are going. Will you stop posting if the transfer comes off (Like Dalek)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Jerk is not an insult - certainly not "deep abuse" I couldnt care less about silly name-calling, it makes you look more pathetic. I am talking about this pseud-analysis of my personal situation. Its offensive. You rarely catch me doing it to anyone, despite my bad name in these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Will you stop posting if the transfer comes off (Like Dalek)? I will stop posting if we sign a winger, 2 CBs and a LB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 I couldnt care less about silly name-calling, it makes you look more pathetic. I am talking about this pseud-analysis of my personal situation. Its offensive. You rarely catch me doing it to anyone, despite my bad name in these parts. not to me then...no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Charlie Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 I will stop posting if we sign a winger, 2 CBs and a LB. What about if we sign Ramirez (which isn't happening anyway according to you) a CB and a winger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Oh yawn, yawn, f**king yawn. Its never going to happen in time. And NC has been wasting his negotiation skills/energy and best suits on a total wind-up. Aw babes. You not getting enough attention? Here you go. Here's a reply. Now run along. xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 not to me then...no? Awwww, sorry. I didnt know baking crossiants was akin to judging the quality of my home life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 28 August, 2012 Share Posted 28 August, 2012 Will you stop posting if the transfer comes off (Like Dalek)? I made that promise when everyone was so short that Hooper was a dead cert for the Saints. Didn't happen of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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