The small things in life that annoy you

[Holmes_and_Watson]

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4 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

Fuck me. Red sauce on a bacon sandwich is absolute sacrilege. Brown sauce fine, in fact to be encouraged. But get the ketchup away ffs.

Palates of 8 year olds ffs.

Our forum camaraderie shall count for naught as we face each other across the battlefield! The very ground shall run red with...well red or brown ...  depending on which side you've taken. 🙂

[Lighthouse]

Ketchup goes in a boiled egg.

 

Fight me.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

6 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Ketchup goes in a boiled egg.

 

Fight me.

A sad day when our moderation is done by wonky AI 🙂

[egg]

1 hour ago, Lighthouse said:

Ketchup goes in a boiled egg.

 

Fight me.

WTF! Nothing should go in a boiled egg other than salt, a spoon or a some buttered bread. 

[trousers]

4 hours ago, The Kraken said:

Fuck me. Red sauce on a bacon sandwich is absolute sacrilege. Brown sauce fine, in fact to be encouraged. But get the ketchup away ffs.

Palates of 8 year olds ffs.

This. You'd have to be an imbecile to put red sauce in a bacon (or sausage) sandwich. Mental. 

[whelk]

People who call ketchup red sauce

[trousers]

People who get annoyed by people that call ketchup red sauce

[whelk]

People who forget (if being generous) they posted similar many many times before about getting annoyed by someone who has posted they get annoyed by x

[tdmickey3]

9 hours ago, trousers said:

This. You'd have to be an imbecile to put red sauce in a bacon (or sausage) sandwich. Mental. 

I hate brown sauce

[trousers]

43 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said:

I hate brown sauce

Imbecile 

(No offence)

[trousers]

2 hours ago, whelk said:

People who forget (if being generous) they posted similar many many times before about getting annoyed by someone who has posted they get annoyed by x

👆 Those pointing out this 

Edited June 9 by trousers

[tdmickey3]

50 minutes ago, trousers said:

Imbecile 

(No offence)

No offence taken 

[Whitey Grandad]

On 08/06/2025 at 19:33, egg said:

Sausage sandwich - brown sauce 

Bacon Sandwich - ketchup 

Full English - neither 

Steak - mustard 

Yep, I don't understand why either. 

Why can't you get French Mustard in France?

[Weston Super Saint]

5 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Why can't you get French Mustard in France?

I don’t know, why can't you get French Mustard in France?

[AlexLaw76]

This goal celebration 

[whelk]

1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said:

This goal celebration 

Aye and also the ear cup a la Maguire

[whelk]

People on holiday who spend endless time FaceTiming people at home

[Turkish]

Millionaires telling people on minimum wage they should be donating to charity. 
 

 

[whelk]

29 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Millionaires telling people on minimum wage they should be donating to charity. 
 

 

And millionaire company owners who think having to pay staff a minimum wage stops them being able to run a viable business. Tough, go to the wall you are a failure and not entrepreneurial enough to be successful 

Edited yesterday at 09:58 by whelk

[Turkish]

On 09/06/2025 at 23:08, whelk said:

People on holiday who spend endless time FaceTiming people at home

talking of which when did filming your hotel room and sending it round to everyone become a thing? Two of our friends are on holiday in different places at the moment and both sets of them have done it and set it to us on whatsapp. I dont give a fuck what your room looks like, dont go on holiday to stay in the room FFS.

[egg]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

talking of which when did filming your hotel room and sending it round to everyone become a thing? Two of our friends are on holiday in different places at the moment and both sets of them have done it and set it to us on whatsapp. I dont give a fuck what your room looks like, dont go on holiday to stay in the room FFS.

It's an extension of photos of your dinner. Ego driven nonsense. 

[Turkish]

12 minutes ago, egg said:

It's an extension of photos of your dinner. Ego driven nonsense. 

You mean you dont remember the time before facebook when you'd take pictures of your dinner and spend the next week visiting all your friends to show them it?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

11 minutes ago, Turkish said:

You mean you dont remember the time before facebook when you'd take pictures of your dinner and spend the next week visiting all your friends to show them it?

Reminds me of the late nights I used to spend typesetting my weekly Rooms & Recipes newsletter. Then race out to the post office, to get to to my eager mailing list. 

[whelk]

15 minutes ago, Turkish said:

You mean you dont remember the time before facebook when you'd take pictures of your dinner and spend the next week visiting all your friends to show them it?

I used to fax mine home and sit by fax machine hoping to receive a smiley face back. In hindsight wasted so much of the holiday