Holmes_and_Watson Posted June 8 Posted June 8 Our 4 minutes ago, The Kraken said: Fuck me. Red sauce on a bacon sandwich is absolute sacrilege. Brown sauce fine, in fact to be encouraged. But get the ketchup away ffs. Palates of 8 year olds ffs. Our forum camaraderie shall count for naught as we face each other across the battlefield! The very ground shall run red with...well red or brown ... depending on which side you've taken. 🙂 1
Holmes_and_Watson Posted June 8 Posted June 8 6 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Ketchup goes in a boiled egg. Fight me. A sad day when our moderation is done by wonky AI 🙂
egg Posted June 8 Posted June 8 1 hour ago, Lighthouse said: Ketchup goes in a boiled egg. Fight me. WTF! Nothing should go in a boiled egg other than salt, a spoon or a some buttered bread. 3
trousers Posted June 8 Posted June 8 4 hours ago, The Kraken said: Fuck me. Red sauce on a bacon sandwich is absolute sacrilege. Brown sauce fine, in fact to be encouraged. But get the ketchup away ffs. Palates of 8 year olds ffs. This. You'd have to be an imbecile to put red sauce in a bacon (or sausage) sandwich. Mental.
whelk Posted June 9 Author Posted June 9 People who forget (if being generous) they posted similar many many times before about getting annoyed by someone who has posted they get annoyed by x
tdmickey3 Posted June 9 Posted June 9 9 hours ago, trousers said: This. You'd have to be an imbecile to put red sauce in a bacon (or sausage) sandwich. Mental. I hate brown sauce
trousers Posted June 9 Posted June 9 43 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said: I hate brown sauce Imbecile (No offence)
trousers Posted June 9 Posted June 9 (edited) 2 hours ago, whelk said: People who forget (if being generous) they posted similar many many times before about getting annoyed by someone who has posted they get annoyed by x 👆 Those pointing out this Edited June 9 by trousers
tdmickey3 Posted June 9 Posted June 9 50 minutes ago, trousers said: Imbecile (No offence) No offence taken 2
Whitey Grandad Posted June 9 Posted June 9 On 08/06/2025 at 19:33, egg said: Sausage sandwich - brown sauce Bacon Sandwich - ketchup Full English - neither Steak - mustard Yep, I don't understand why either. Why can't you get French Mustard in France?
Weston Super Saint Posted June 9 Posted June 9 5 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: Why can't you get French Mustard in France? I don’t know, why can't you get French Mustard in France?
whelk Posted June 9 Author Posted June 9 1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said: This goal celebration Aye and also the ear cup a la Maguire
whelk Posted June 9 Author Posted June 9 People on holiday who spend endless time FaceTiming people at home 2
Turkish Posted June 16 Posted June 16 Millionaires telling people on minimum wage they should be donating to charity. 1
whelk Posted June 16 Author Posted June 16 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Turkish said: Millionaires telling people on minimum wage they should be donating to charity. And millionaire company owners who think having to pay staff a minimum wage stops them being able to run a viable business. Tough, go to the wall you are a failure and not entrepreneurial enough to be successful Edited June 16 by whelk 4
Turkish Posted June 16 Posted June 16 On 09/06/2025 at 23:08, whelk said: People on holiday who spend endless time FaceTiming people at home talking of which when did filming your hotel room and sending it round to everyone become a thing? Two of our friends are on holiday in different places at the moment and both sets of them have done it and set it to us on whatsapp. I dont give a fuck what your room looks like, dont go on holiday to stay in the room FFS. 3
egg Posted June 16 Posted June 16 2 hours ago, Turkish said: talking of which when did filming your hotel room and sending it round to everyone become a thing? Two of our friends are on holiday in different places at the moment and both sets of them have done it and set it to us on whatsapp. I dont give a fuck what your room looks like, dont go on holiday to stay in the room FFS. It's an extension of photos of your dinner. Ego driven nonsense. 3
Turkish Posted June 16 Posted June 16 12 minutes ago, egg said: It's an extension of photos of your dinner. Ego driven nonsense. You mean you dont remember the time before facebook when you'd take pictures of your dinner and spend the next week visiting all your friends to show them it?
Holmes_and_Watson Posted June 16 Posted June 16 11 minutes ago, Turkish said: You mean you dont remember the time before facebook when you'd take pictures of your dinner and spend the next week visiting all your friends to show them it? Reminds me of the late nights I used to spend typesetting my weekly Rooms & Recipes newsletter. Then race out to the post office, to get to to my eager mailing list. 1
whelk Posted June 16 Author Posted June 16 15 minutes ago, Turkish said: You mean you dont remember the time before facebook when you'd take pictures of your dinner and spend the next week visiting all your friends to show them it? I used to fax mine home and sit by fax machine hoping to receive a smiley face back. In hindsight wasted so much of the holiday 5
whelk Posted Sunday at 19:34 Author Posted Sunday at 19:34 Lynx advert for lower body spray with a bloke sniffing another man’s balls. Mary Whitehouse would be spinning. Sick bastards 1
Gloucester Saint Posted Sunday at 20:00 Posted Sunday at 20:00 24 minutes ago, whelk said: Lynx advert for lower body spray with a bloke sniffing another man’s balls. Mary Whitehouse would be spinning. Sick bastards Glad it wasn’t just me. Crap product too. Another of mine is when adults refer to midweek as ‘School Nights’. If you’re a parent of school-age kids, possible more excusable.
whelk Posted Sunday at 20:19 Author Posted Sunday at 20:19 19 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said: Glad it wasn’t just me. Crap product too. Another of mine is when adults refer to midweek as ‘School Nights’. If you’re a parent of school-age kids, possible more excusable. They’ll be marketing incense sticks to stick up your arsehole next
Turkish Posted Sunday at 20:26 Posted Sunday at 20:26 This hilarious bantz of lads, lads, lads on stag dos making the stag wear the shirt of their teams rivals. It was mildly amusing the first time it was done 25 years ago but the 12474738352423 times since with everyone loling of their genius humour to stitch up the stag in such an original way it’s very tiresome now
skintsaint Posted Sunday at 20:34 Posted Sunday at 20:34 6 minutes ago, Turkish said: This hilarious bantz of lads, lads, lads on stag dos making the stag wear the shirt of their teams rivals. It was mildly amusing the first time it was done 25 years ago but the 12474738352423 times since with everyone loling of their genius humour to stitch up the stag in such an original way it’s very tiresome now That, and giving them the oversized boarding pass at the airport for a double whammy of lolz bantz.
Weston Super Saint Posted Monday at 07:41 Posted Monday at 07:41 Ben and Jerry's ice cream - not the product itself as that is delicious, but the fact that it only has two states, harder than concrete and liquid. Very annoying.
rallyboy Posted Monday at 08:41 Posted Monday at 08:41 I heard someone talking about getting their dog a muzzle-refreshing blueberry facial... I know on this day of all days we're not allowed to even suggest that some members of the public are gullible and easily-led into unwise decisions, but in the long history of mongrels, when has a dog ever needed a blueberry facial? Beans for sale. 1
tdmickey3 Posted Monday at 09:21 Posted Monday at 09:21 39 minutes ago, rallyboy said: I heard someone talking about getting their dog a muzzle-refreshing blueberry facial... I know on this day of all days we're not allowed to even suggest that some members of the public are gullible and easily-led into unwise decisions, but in the long history of mongrels, when has a dog ever needed a blueberry facial? Beans for sale. She could be bloody rough and/or from Portsmuff 1
Lighthouse Posted Monday at 16:47 Posted Monday at 16:47 8 hours ago, rallyboy said: I heard someone talking about getting their dog a muzzle-refreshing blueberry facial... I know on this day of all days we're not allowed to even suggest that some members of the public are gullible and easily-led into unwise decisions, but in the long history of mongrels, when has a dog ever needed a blueberry facial? Beans for sale. I’ve seen videos pop up on social media of animal chiropractors. The benefits of chiropractors are anecdotal at best but convincing yourself to part with hard earned cash to allow one to ‘adjust’ your cat is absolute lunacy.
egg Posted Monday at 17:43 Posted Monday at 17:43 54 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: I’ve seen videos pop up on social media of animal chiropractors. The benefits of chiropractors are anecdotal at best but convincing yourself to part with hard earned cash to allow one to ‘adjust’ your cat is absolute lunacy. Good chiropractor's can work miracles. No reason why they can't adjust an animal and get them fixed up.
Lee On Solent Saint Posted yesterday at 17:26 Posted yesterday at 17:26 Absolute Radio's insistence that every guitar based song recorded in the 90's is Britpop. The term Britpop sets my teeth on edge as it is without that cockwomble Dave Berry trying to tell me The Charlatans and Stone Roses are Britpop.
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