Transfer window off Topic Chat

[SaintsFan86]

8 minutes ago, SaintsFan86 said:

Quack Quack is a unusual sound for a Gull to make in a coast City.

Duk Duk Goose.

Could also be Andi Zeqiri as there are a couple of Swiss links in the clues.

[Southner]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

if it was Stern John i'd have used this one probably

 

 

Ah I see. 'Cos he's holding one finger up, and 'one' rhymes with 'John'.

I get ya. 

[Turkish]

14 minutes ago, Southner said:

Ah I see. 'Cos he's holding one finger up, and 'one' rhymes with 'John'.

I get ya. 

incorrect, it's a stern looking John Cena

[Southner]

11 minutes ago, Turkish said:

incorrect, it's a stern looking John Cena

[Miltonaggro]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

How the fuck can a clue as to who we are signing from a renowned ITker with 100% accuracy record this transfer window be considered off topic? The ungrateful fannies on here 🤦‍♂️

Betwetters and wet fannies is the usual terminology, the CoT provides integrity and a wealth of knowledge and yet its members are subjected to ridicule and personal attacks. Future transfer window historians will look back on this shameful episode, instigated and orchestrated by Saintsweb’s manifestation of a special needs human caterpillar, with abject horror! 

[Badger]

27 minutes ago, Turkish said:

incorrect, it's a stern looking John Cena

Hinting at a comeback?? 

[manji]

3 hours ago, Convict Colony said:

We are off topic now bro so lets have at it.

I want summary of who fucked up at Waterloo in this thread by tomorrow morning.

We could move on to The Crimean War that was fascinating.

[Miltonaggro]

3 hours ago, Winchester Red said:

Maybe The Circle of Dust actually let something genuine slip!!!?

They had to be 'removed'..... and then their posts removed too 😉

You are closer than you probably realise. Nefarious dark forces and the usual dinlos are set against us. 

[tdmickey3]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

Shut up always you dipstick 

Lol, my name is Turkish and it’s all about me……look at me…..me

what a prick

[RedArmy]

4 hours ago, Turkish said:

Make of this what you will 

 

Go home spelled backwards is Emo Hog. 

Emo Hog = Depressed Pig. 
 

My missus didn’t mention she was signing for Saints? 

 

[egg]

1 hour ago, SaintsFan86 said:

Could also be Andi Zeqiri as there are a couple of Swiss links in the clues.

Craftsman of old -(h)anydman"? - Andi.

What kind of oil do you want...asked the Sheikh - Zeqiri.

Coastal town noises - Southampton and Brighton.

Clocks - Swiss.

It's our man Andi Zeqiri, the Swiss lad from Brighton. 

 

[Miltonaggro]

25 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

Go home spelled backwards is Emo Hog. 

Emo Hog = Depressed Pig. 
 

My missus didn’t mention she was signing for Saints? 

 

Fuck me Red that’s a bit strong 😂

[Miltonaggro]

49 minutes ago, manji said:

We could move on to The Crimean War that was fascinating.

Good shout Manji, and we haven’t had any serious Dutch guerilla warfare on here since Mark Wotte. 

[egg]

Just now, Miltonaggro said:

Good shout Manji, and we haven’t had any serious Dutch guerilla warfare on here since Mark Wotte. 

I only log in the hope that talk of signing an another CB is interspersed with a lively debate about the Korean War. A man can only dream. 

[Harry_SFC]

MLG is a real loss to this forum 

Edited 29 August, 2023 by Harry_SFC

[The Kraken]

7 minutes ago, Harry_SFC said:

MLG is a real loss to this forum 

He really is. He’s an absolute mad man, but at least he’s getting his fix of being an online obnoxious prick somewhere else.

[egg]

2 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

He really is. He’s an absolute mad man, but at least he’s getting his fix of being an online obnoxious prick somewhere else.

He lurks long here under the MLG username, but I'd assumed he was still posting under another name. 

[Miltonaggro]

17 minutes ago, egg said:

I only log in the hope that talk of signing an another CB is interspersed with a lively debate about the Korean War. A man can only dream. 

My old boy fought in that one. Don’t think he started it! He was a left back in his playing days. 

[Convict Colony]

10 hours ago, manji said:

We could move on to The Crimean War that was fascinating.

yeah I no nothing about the crimean war other than the light brigade misheard an order.

[coalman]

9 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

yeah I no nothing about the crimean war other than the light brigade misheard an order.

I thought it was called that because the generals kept breaking the law.

[Miltonaggro]

59 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

yeah I no nothing about the crimean war other than the light brigade misheard an order.

Generated an awful lot of street names and gave us Florence Nightingale. Less than three years in duration, Russian and Greece vs an allied coalition clearly based on Sport Republic’s multi club model. The allies won. 

[Turkish]

Guys, please keep this thread on topic, this is meant to be transfer window off topic stuff, if you want to talk about wars then there are threads on the lounge you can join. Sick of all these threads being derailed. I came onto this thread hoping for some more catchphrases, clues to signings, abuse from jealous individuals outside of the CoT and world class bantz and you lot are rambling on about wars.

[coalman]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Guys, please keep this thread on topic, this is meant to be transfer window off topic stuff, if you want to talk about wars then there are threads on the lounge you can join. Sick of all these threads being derailed. I came onto this thread hoping for some more catchphrases, clues to signings, abuse from jealous individuals outside of the CoT and world class bantz and you lot are rambling on about wars.

You should use your moderator powers to keep things on track.

[Turkish]

10 minutes ago, coalman said:

You should use your moderator powers to keep things on track.

Mods are power crazed oddballs, the sort of people who become PCSOs and football referees. I will continue to moderate the mods and call out their dictatorial behaviour.

[tdmickey3]

Can we move this "look at me" shite to the Muppet show where it belongs and let the rest of us read Saints related stuff

[Turkish]

Just now, tdmickey3 said:

Can we move this "look at me" shite to the Muppet show where it belongs and let the rest of us read Saints related stuff

[coalman]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Mods are power crazed oddballs, the sort of people who become PCSOs and football referees. I will continue to moderate the mods and call out their dictatorial behaviour.

As with any power structure. Who watches the watchers? Then who watches the watchers watching the watchers?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

51 minutes ago, coalman said:

As with any power structure. Who watches the watchers? Then who watches the watchers watching the watchers?

Oh, that one's me.

🍿

And before you ask, the universe folds back on itself, so it's me again watching me. 🙂

[AlexLaw76]

1 hour ago, coalman said:

As with any power structure. Who watches the watchers? Then who watches the watchers watching the watchers?

It is a bit like the movie Casino...

Everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.

[coalman]

33 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

It is a bit like the movie Casino...

Everybody's gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I'm watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.

With less guns, nudity or crime.

[SNSUN]

My sauce says he's got wood. Bit rude I thought but there might be something in it.

[coalman]

11 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

My sauce says he's got wood. Bit rude I thought but there might be something in it.

Never trust talking condiments.

[SNSUN]

2 minutes ago, coalman said:

Never trust talking condiments.

 

[badgerx16]

21 hours ago, manji said:

We could move on to The Crimean War that was fascinating.

 

20 hours ago, egg said:

I only log in the hope that talk of signing an another CB is interspersed with a lively debate about the Korean War. A man can only dream. 

 

[egg]

5 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

 

 

Genius! Cheers 

[Turkish]

22 hours ago, tdmickey3 said:

Lol, my name is Turkish and it’s all about me……look at me…..me

what a prick

Always, do You know how funny this is when you (and soggy) respond to pretty much every post I make and posts made by other people about me. It’s not all about me but you and soggy seem to only post on here about me. It’s not my fault you both have a very strange fixation it’s all rather creepy 
 

what a prick 

Edited 30 August, 2023 by Turkish

[RedArmy]

10 hours ago, Turkish said:

Mods are power crazed oddballs, the sort of people who become PCSOs and football referees. I will continue to moderate the mods and call out their dictatorial behaviour.

You forgot parking wardens too. 

[Turkish]

On 29/08/2023 at 17:07, Turkish said:

Make of this what you will 

 

So now Is the time to reveal the answer

it was indeed Harwood-Bellis

the first clue was the girl being sent home, sent her back, or centre back. A clue as to the position of the player 

then you’ll see in the back ground the wood the house back onto

some of you picked up on the bell but not for Ings, for Bellis. 
 

youll also Notice the sky blue windows on the house a clue as to the teams colours he would Joining from.

And some of you think we aren’t ITK 🙄

[goneawol]

3 minutes ago, Turkish said:

So now Is the time to reveal the answer

it was indeed Harwood-Bellis

the first clue was the girl being sent home, sent her back, or centre back. A clue as to the position of the player 

then you’ll see in the back ground the wood the house back onto

some of you picked up on the bell but not for Ings, for Bellis. 
 

youll also Notice the sky blue windows on the house a clue as to the teams colours he would Joining from.

And some of you think we aren’t ITK 🙄

[Polaroid Saint]

[tdmickey3]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

Always, do You know how funny this is when you (and soggy) respond to pretty much every post I make and posts made by other people about me. It’s not all about me but you and soggy seem to only post on here about me. It’s not my fault you both have a very strange fixation it’s all rather creepy 
 

what a prick 

Not a fixation, just wanting to point out what you are, a person who likes to belittle others, loves the limelight coupled with a huge amount of self importance and arrogance.

As for this always crap, that poster must have got in your head but it’s not me but I know you can take being wrong so I will leave you to your delusions 

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, tdmickey3 said:

Not a fixation, just wanting to point out what you are, a person who likes to belittle others, loves the limelight coupled with a huge amount of self importance and arrogance.

As for this always crap, that poster must have got in your head but it’s not me but I know you can take being wrong so I will leave you to your delusions 

Responding to another one 👍

[CB Fry]

 

On 29/08/2023 at 17:17, CB Fry said:

Interesting noises coming from coastal towns. Soon, a good day for craftsmen of old. What kind of oil do you mean? They make them strong out there. Out west where lands are flat there are winds of change. Despite the holes, there are useful signs so we should clock that. Northerners, carpenters, letter writers and Holy men will be celebrating too.

Really pleased that pretty much all of this turned out to be right. 👍👍👍

[Turkish]

37 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

 

Really pleased that pretty much all of this turned out to be right. 👍👍👍

Another 100% accuracy window. Maybe next time they won’t abuse us so much 🙄

[East Kent Saint]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

Another 100% accuracy window. Maybe next time they won’t abuse us so much 🙄

Marking your own homework again , no surprise .