25/26 - Non Saints Games

[Sarnia Cherie]

11 hours ago, Turkish said:

Rosenior seems like an absolute bellend. Another Russell Martin thinking he’s reinventing the game 

 

He's been getting advice from Ankersen. This statement combined with that ridiculous huddle to 'respect the ball' makes him look a right prat. Still, what do Chelsea expect from a bloke sacked by Hull?
 

[Patrick Bateman]

12 hours ago, Turkish said:

Rosenior seems like an absolute bellend. Another Russell Martin thinking he’s reinventing the game 

 

 

A new way of pressing eh? Let's give it a name for him, triple iron? 3 players rushing in to squeeze out the ball from the crease? Yes. 

[Turkish]

11 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

A new way of pressing eh? Let's give it a name for him, triple iron? 3 players rushing in to squeeze out the ball from the crease? Yes. 

He was spouting off about respecting the ball as well, another one of these managers who think they’re reinventing the game 

[coalman]

13 minutes ago, Turkish said:

He was spouting off about respecting the ball as well, another one of these managers who think they’re reinventing the game 

There should be two league tables. One for playing football. The other about talking about football. Rosenior and Martin would be contesting the Champions League of talking a good game every year.

[whelk]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

He was spouting off about respecting the ball as well, another one of these managers who think they’re reinventing the game 

He is going to be toast soon as sounds like a cock, They do their huddle in centre circle round the ball to ‘respect the ball’. Mad fucking David Brent.

[badgerx16]

Rosenior also said "In English, ‘manage’ — if you split the two words, it’s ‘man’ and ‘age’ — you’re ageing men".

[coalman]

8 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Rosenior also said "In English, ‘manage’ — if you split the two words, it’s ‘man’ and ‘age’ — you’re ageing men".

Which would be great if the word didn't come from the French word "manege"

https://www.etymonline.com/word/manage

[Turkish]

47 minutes ago, whelk said:

He is going to be toast soon as sounds like a cock, They do their huddle in centre circle round the ball to ‘respect the ball’. Mad fucking David Brent.

Ah is that why they do it 😂😂

fucking hell and we thought hungry eyes was cringe 

[Turkish]

36 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Rosenior also said "In English, ‘manage’ — if you split the two words, it’s ‘man’ and ‘age’ — you’re ageing men".

These bellends are so convinced of their own brilliance they can’t see what absolute tits they sound 

[badgerx16]

I wonder if you "age" men the same way you age beef.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

32 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

I wonder if you "age" men the same way you age beef.

SaintsWeb loses another valued member, who turns out to be a serial killer. 

"Respect the beef!" shouted badger to baffled law enforcement officers, as he was led away. 🙂

[hypochondriac]

2 hours ago, whelk said:

He is going to be toast soon as sounds like a cock, They do their huddle in centre circle round the ball to ‘respect the ball’. Mad fucking David Brent.

I wouldn't have minded him at saints before I knew any of this shit. Barmy fruitcake. 

[OnceaSaintalwaysaSaint]

So do we want Portsmouth to win or lose tonight? Win and they put a dent in Derby's claims for that 6th spot...

[Lighthouse]

Any result which benefits Saints is always the preference, Pompey are an after thought. Having said that I don't really see Derby finishing the season above Wrexham anyway, if we finish below the former then it'll be in 8th not 7th IMO, so it wont matter.

[Turkish]

Anyone see the penalty Birmingham gave away v Sheffield United at the weekend? Goalkeeper passes it to defender who thinks the ball has gone out of play, dribbles it 5 yards to the 6 yard box and put his hand on it to set it up for a goal kick. Penalty 😂Twat missed though

[Midfield_General]

22 hours ago, Turkish said:

Rosenior seems like an absolute bellend. Another Russell Martin thinking he’s reinventing the game 

 

 

Also, what the hell was he going on about? If you watch Newcastle’s goal, it was nothing to with pressing, whether by a super new reinvented method or otherwise. His whole team basically just stood and watched while Livramento strolled slowly through the middle of them and then picked an easy pass to put Willock in behind, straight through the centre halves who were miles apart. There wasn’t the slightest hint of a press. He’s chatting total shite. 

Edited 4 hours ago by Midfield_General

[Holmes_and_Watson]

6 minutes ago, Midfield_General said:

Also, what the hell was he going on about? If you watch Newcastle’s goal, it was nothing to with pressing, whether by a super new reinvented method or otherwise. His whole team basically just stood and watched while Livramento strolled slowly through the middle of them and then picked an easy pass to put Willock in behind, straight through the centre halves who were miles apart. There wasn’t the slightest hint of a press. He’s chatting total shite. 

I started reading the BBC I thought "Chelsea fined £10 million..." was going to end with "...for Rosenior being a pillock." Turns out they've just been breaking rules years ago.

[whelk]

Tv must be on the blink. I can see loads of empty seats at Fratton Park

[whelk]

2 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

Any result which benefits Saints is always the preference, Pompey are an after thought. Having said that I don't really see Derby finishing the season above Wrexham anyway, if we finish below the former then it'll be in 8th not 7th IMO, so it wont matter.

Disagree on this one. Derby are no threat and Portsmouth getting relegated would give immense joy

[Holmes_and_Watson]

6 minutes ago, whelk said:

Tv must be on the blink. I can see loads of empty seats at Fratton Park

It's Come Disguised As a Seat night at Fratton. It's packed.

[Challenger]

5 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

It's Come Disguised As a Seat night at Fratton. It's packed.

Imagine coming disguised as a seat only for Westwood to use you.

[bpsaint]

13 minutes ago, whelk said:

Tv must be on the blink. I can see loads of empty seats at Fratton Park

Indeed - second game in a row there have been masses of empty seats at Fratton, yet those thick cunts think us “only” pulling in 26-28k is laughable and our ground is too big for us.

[Saint NL]

When did Szmodics become "Sam". He was always called Sammie.

Last player I remember doing that was Andrew "Andy" Cole.

[Jack]

Dreadful game of football this. Infuriating that we butchered 2 opportunities to beat Pompey and also mad that we’re level points with such a shite Derby side 

[Oldandtired]

I see Bereton Diaz is still quality...

[saintstowin]

Adam!

[whelk]

Armstrong can score in the PL

[64saint]

Adam Armstrong just scored a beauty for Wolves !!

[Jack]

2 minutes ago, Oldandtired said:

I see Bereton Diaz is still quality...

Absolute donkey, still 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

27 minutes ago, Challenger said:

Imagine coming disguised as a seat only for Westwood to use you.

Well, that was traumatising. 🙂

[Holmes_and_Watson]

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6 minutes ago, Oldandtired said:

I see Bereton Diaz is still quality...

 

3 minutes ago, Jack said:

Absolute donkey, still 

He's made that position of not offering anything in attack, and yet not supporting or defending his very own. 

 

[OVER THE HILL]

Agyemang looks good.

[Mboto Gorge]

Watching Agyemang this evening makes it even more incredible that we decided to sign Downs over him and pay more money for Downs into the bargain. An absolute cluster fuck of epic proportions 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Just now, Mboto Gorge said:

Watching Agyemang this evening makes it even more incredible that we decided to sign Downs over him and pay more money for Downs into the bargain. An absolute cluster fuck of epic proportions 

It's the response to the posts of Spors doing well.

"But didn't you sign a non-footballer." 🙂

[Gloucester Saint]

🚨 AA PL goal alarm 🚨 

[whelk]

In the Pompey game the ref’s hair is something else

[Midfield_General]

49 minutes ago, Challenger said:

Imagine coming disguised as a toilet seat only for Westwood to use you.

 

[whelk]

16 minutes ago, Mboto Gorge said:

Watching Agyemang this evening makes it even more incredible that we decided to sign Downs over him and pay more money for Downs into the bargain. An absolute cluster fuck of epic proportions 

Yep exactly the sort of player we need 

[Willo of Whiteley]

26 minutes ago, 64saint said:

Adam Armstrong just scored a beauty for Wolves !!

DT smashes another window in anger 

[chownie20]

Can we terminate Bezs loan just to help make sure Derby fall into place?

[Turkish]

Do we want skates to get an equaliser or not? It’s better for us if they do but means them scoring. 

[chownie20]

That Caballero guy the skates signed it's utter sh1te

[Lee On Solent Saint]

1 minute ago, chownie20 said:

That Caballero guy the skates signed it's utter sh1te

Whole fuckin team is shite 

[chownie20]

Just now, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Whole fuckin team is shite 

Yeah, Pack can only pass sideways right. 

[suewhistle]

I see Pompey lost. Off to look at the table..

[RedArmy]

Skates are in real trouble looking at their fixtures. 
 

Their games against Oxford and Leicester will be huge as I can’t see them getting many points from the other games. 

 

[bpsaint]

21 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Do we want skates to get an equaliser or not? It’s better for us if they do but means them scoring. 

Nah fuck them cunts, hope they go down.

 

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, bpsaint said:

Nah fuck them cunts, hope they go down.

 

Good point well made. 
 

I want us to win the play offs but not go up So pretty ambivalent 

[Graffito]

Interested to see Derby sporting a Murkin. One vowel away from a pubic wig. 

[Tommy Mulgrew]

1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

1 hour ago, Oldandtired said:

I see Bereton Diaz is still quality...

 

1 hour ago, Jack said:

Absolute donkey, still 

He's made that position of not offering anything in attack, and yet not supporting or defending his very own. 

 

Tonight: 13 passes and an astounding 15.4% passing accuracy; no goals, no assists, no chances created, no tackles made; he played for 83 minutes and committed three fouls (he was, however, fouled once).  Some things never change.