Things you found out late in life

[whelk]

Russell Crowe is cousin to Martin Crowe the former NZ cricket captain 

[egg]

The hat in a Christmas cracker is actually a crown. Who knew. 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

I married the wrong woman. 

[Farmer Saint]

Cows don't lay eggs.

[badgerx16]

21 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Cows don't lay eggs.

It is important that farmers know this. It saves them from going out into a field of cows and rummaging under the sleeping cattle looking for what might be underneath them.

An equally important piece of learning is that you cannot milk hens.

Edited 31 December, 2025 by badgerx16

[Lighthouse]

28 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

It is important that farmers know this. It saves them from going out into a field of cows and rummaging under the sleeping cattle looking for what might be underneath them.

An equally important piece of learning is that you cannot milk hens.

TBH cows really aren't that great either. The one in the field behind my garden just has one, long udder and I barely got a cupful of milk out of it.

[Whitey Grandad]

2 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

TBH cows really aren't that great either. The one in the field behind my garden just has one, long udder and I barely got a cupful of milk out of it.

Should have gone to Specsavers.

[Farmer Saint]

2 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

TBH cows really aren't that great either. The one in the field behind my garden just has one, long udder and I barely got a cupful of milk out of it.

Use your mouth and you'll get much more.

[Winnersaint]

That Mark Littlewood formally of the right wing IEA Think Tank is a Saints fan. He can fuck right off. Is he St Ralph ?

[trousers]

57 minutes ago, Winnersaint said:

That Mark Littlewood formally of the right wing IEA Think Tank is a Saints fan. He can fuck right off. Is he St Ralph ?

Or you could tolerate people with alternative points of view? Just a thought...

Happy New Year! 🙂

Edited 10 hours ago by trousers

[Sir Ralph]

7 hours ago, Winnersaint said:

That Mark Littlewood formally of the right wing IEA Think Tank is a Saints fan. He can fuck right off. Is he St Ralph ?

😆

Edited 3 hours ago by Sir Ralph

[benjii]

That Ricky Gervais is not currently funny.