World Cup 2026

[Whitey Grandad]

2 minutes ago, skintsaint said:

its a foul?

 

Ball not in play.

[BotleySaint]

We look awful defensively. At least one more Norway goal will go in tonight. 

[adrian lord]

If we get through tonight, we have been very jammy

[Gloucester Saint]

Cut out the Russball lads. 

[egg]

1 minute ago, SNSUN said:

It was before the corner was taken. Hence retaken corner. New rule apparently.

What a load of bollox of a rule. 

[obelisk]

Norway currently all over England. They're looking fitter, sharper and more confident.

[adrian lord]

1 minute ago, obelisk said:

Norway currently all over England. They're looking fitter, sharper and more confident.

Yeah, and the ITV studio pundits were crowing that they looked leggy after 10 minutes! 

Edited 2 hours ago by adrian lord

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, obelisk said:

Norway currently all over England. They're looking fitter, sharper and more confident.

They’re dominating midfield and that’s a gross understatement. Bellingham can’t do it all on his own. Anderson - Jimmy Anderson would have livelier in central areas than Elliott and he’s 1) in his mid-40s and 2) a cricketer. 

[whelk]

My summary is we are fucking shit 

[SNSUN]

Get Dan Burn on! 

[trousers]

This Russball bollocks is doing my head in

[SNSUN]

5 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Quite a good rule change surprisingly.

 

4 minutes ago, egg said:

What a load of bollox of a rule. 

Nothing beats a Saintsweb polar opposite opinion. 

[egg]

Just now, trousers said:

This Russball bollocks is doing my head in

There was more movement under Russball. Other than Bellingham and Gordon, our lads are cones. 

[Gloucester Saint]

Tough for Gordon to keep that ball in but it’s a better idea. Use width and change pace in spells like Norway did to us after the water break first half using Gordon, Eze and Saka.

Putting everything through the centre leads to England getting over-run.

[SNSUN]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

This Russball bollocks is doing my head in

No penetration. Much like my attempts with women in my teens. 

[BotleySaint]

England back to dull dull dull.

[trousers]

1 minute ago, SNSUN said:

No penetration. Much like my attempts with women in my teens. 

Penetrate, my arse

[Gloucester Saint]

Agree with Ian Wright that Morgan Rogers should be brought on.

But instead it’s Reece James coming on. For Gordon, who had his full back on toast. James into CM seemingly.

Rogers must have spat in Tuchel’s breakfast coffee.

Edited 2 hours ago by Gloucester Saint
Rogers

[SNSUN]

Reece James coming on. Hopefully for Stones who hasn't been that good

 

[SNSUN]

Just now, trousers said:

Penetrate, my arse

Best offer I've had in weeks.

[whelk]

3 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

 

Nothing beats a Saintsweb polar opposite opinion. 

I’m TeamEgg. Stupid fucking rule

[adrian lord]

Gordon off

[obelisk]

You'd think by now that England would give up with the fannying Russball. James first touch nearly let's them in.

[Sheaf Saint]

13 minutes ago, benjii said:

No, it came off Stones 

And then took a very faint touch off a Norway player before going out. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Sheaf Saint

[Gloucester Saint]

3 minutes ago, trousers said:

Penetrate, my arse

🎵 Penetration, that’s what you need 🎵 

Oh, no, it was dedication wasn’t it? 😉 

[obelisk]

England defence a shambles yet again. Norway just run at them with ease.

[SNSUN]

We look awful. I know it's bloody hot out there but we're not exactly playing a team known for their equator-like temperatures. 

[adrian lord]

Scary stuff. We seem shapeless.

[SNSUN]

Fucking hell squeaky bum time there. Crossbar. 

[whelk]

Deserve to get beat tonight. Just shite

Edited 2 hours ago by whelk

[Turkish]

Just now, whelk said:

Deserve to get bet tonight. Just shite

We do Norway been the better team 

[Saint Billy]

We are looking dead dodgy at the moment.

[egg]

Just now, whelk said:

Deserve to get bet tonight. Just shite

Yep. Shocking. No shape, no pace, no obvious tactics, out muscled, etc. 

Shite. 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

BRING ON JORDAN HENDERSON!

It'll be like watching Pele in Escape to Victory, except Pele has age on his side.

[SNSUN]

Just get the crosses in England. 

[Gloucester Saint]

2 minutes ago, obelisk said:

England defence a shambles yet again. Norway just run at them with ease.

Set piece defending and organisation even worse.

Add in baffling Russball and not a positive sign.

Norway have been miles better than England second half.

Nearly our own fluke cross-shot there. Better though. Best form of defence with the personnel we have out there is attack. 

[SNSUN]

DanBurnDanBurnDanBurnDanBurnDanBurnDanBurnDanBurnDanBurn

Protect the draw. Play for penalties. 😜

[adrian lord]

98% of this game, from both sides, has been lower reaches of the premiership standard

[Colinjb]

Just now, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

BRING ON JORDAN HENDERSON!

It'll be like watching Pele in Escape to Victory, except Pele has age on his side.

As much as I would find the image of Hendo emerging, arm in bandage a lá peak Lee Barnard so hillarious......

[RedArmy]

Such a disjointed 11 we’ve got on the pitch 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 minute ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

BRING ON JORDAN HENDERSON!

It'll be like watching Pele in Escape to Victory, except Pele has age on his side.

Poor bloke can’t even have a post-match wank in the hotel after England get knocked out in extra time. 

[SNSUN]

I must have missed the hydration break.  Now I have to hold my wee in.

[whelk]

Tuchel talking about us going for it tonight. No manager seems to be able to make a difference. Cursed

Edited 2 hours ago by whelk

[obelisk]

Norway are the only team looking like winning this.

[Whitey Grandad]

This is all down the wrong end.

[skintsaint]

no pressure on the ball, look spent.

[BotleySaint]

England half asleep. Off the pace. Is it the heat?

[SNSUN]

Norway score now - Norway win. Simple.

If we score next you still think Norway could get the equaliser. Our attack has gone. 

[RedArmy]

Just now, BotleySaint said:

England half asleep. Off the pace. Is it the heat?

Cannot possibly use that excuse against Norway ffs 

[Saint Billy]

What is the game plan then Tuchel, because we are not offering anything.