SNSUN

Dual post. Stupid phone.

It's a practise season for him, once he's had a season getting used to the Championship, we'll have been promoted and will be ready to bring him home. In a perfect world...

People who have bought sat navs with speed camera detection may be ****ed off. It's not the speed cameras that annoy me, it's easy to learn where they are, it's the average speed cameras. Can't stand them. I understand why they're there but I get a heart attack if I climb one mph over the limit.

Harsh way for a football to earn a contract! "sing for me *****..."

I have three points on my licence and didn't get invited to do a drivers awareness course - but I'd have happily paid up to £200 quid NOT to have the points.

A mate of mine was so financially crippled from child support, he was literally working to pay his ex. It was ridiculous. Sadly he took the wrong option and started stealing from his workplace, a little every day, to top up his money. His workplace realised what was happening and monitored it for a couple of months. In the end, they presented the evidence to him, and he held his hands up. He'd taken about £3000. It was a terrible idea, but in his mind it was his only way out. Naturally he left his job. News like this actually puts me off wanting children a little bit - it certainly makes you think twice and question whether the person you're with is the right one...

That's the before shot. I like projects, take a fitty and make them a fatty.

Genius idea. Beats soaking the lettuce in molten lard.

They're all black and white on my banner, I don't see what the fuss is about. My biggest worry is the lack of orientals on there. I demand an oriental ex-Saints player to be put on the banner. FFS.

I love fat women. This picture is my porn. My missus is a big gal, mind you she hates it and is on a diet - I keep trying to find ways to fatten her up, but she catches me every time. Actually I'm very un-choosy - there are very few women in the world I wouldn't do.

Would "X" be the first Saints player with an "X" in his name? :-)

Woo

I used to come on here for breaking news, then follow the links to the OS. Now Cortese has got more crafty, I use the Twitter link on my phone and go straight to the OS. I think that's pretty good statistics really.

So don't tell him! Say you need him as a striker, get his name on that contract, then as soon as the ink dries, stick him on the wing. Perhaps not the greatest way to treat a footballer, but then it'd be up to him to get a strikers spot when he gets the opportunity.

It's there for your entertainment. Spank away.

Friday - Work then following Twitter waiting for SFC to announce something worth waiting up for. Saturday - Work, then into Windsor to make an appearance at a mate's birthday that I really don't want to go to as I can't drink. Sunday - Work, then wondering where my life went wrong.

God knows what info they can steal - my name isn't really SNSUN and that isn't really a picture of my arse.

He's arrived!!! www.saintsfc.co.uk/thisisn'tareallinktoTysonsigning

Meh, I'd rather have back up to Lambert - Messi's not tall enough.

Tyson is a perrenial HCDAJFU - I would say the majority on here has wanted him for so long now that he'd definitely be the marquee signing we crave. I still doubt it will happen, but no more than any transfer I see written somewhere until it's confirmed.

There will be no announcement tonight, I have it on good authority from within the club. You all might as well just turn your computers and phones off, and get an early night. (Mwahahaha, now I might actually get to post "latest news" on here before anyone else...)

John Bardon to be wheeled around the stadium before Plymouth game...

If I get blown apart by a terrorist bomb, there's not a bloody lot I can do about it. If I worried about terrorists, I'd quit my job at the most bombable place in Britain working for the most bombable transport system in Britain.

We could re-sign Dani Rodrigues, p'raps not though.