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All my pockets have a special place for things, and if I reach the usual pocket for, say, my phone, and it's not there because I've put it in another pocket, I panic. Everytime I walk past a mirror, I stop to check my face for spots or blackheads. (Even at work or shopping or whatever, though more discreetly...) I also cannot pick up a phone mid-ring. I am a human spell check - I proof read everything I write. Every single clock or watch in my possession is set 5 or ten minutes fast. It makes me move quicker before work. + Many, many more.

I can't believe I outran a fat lady and two fat men.

Oo er that's a bit on the big size... Sorry people.

Ok, I didn't take this photo, which you can tell because it's in daylight - but this is where I am at work - this is actually exactly where I smoke when skiving off.

As I see it, the meaning of life is to make others happy. This is a rather unselfish perspective on the age old question, but one that I try to adhere to.

You're still a registered user. Unless you paid Baj £10 and told him that you wanted to stay that way...

I am a grade six violist, a grade five pianist and a grade A plonker. True story.

That'll be 2 minutes of exposure then.

If real life were like Football Manager, we could get loans without paying wages. But it's not. (Or we'd have been promoted by now!) Besides which, I think we're ok with our current personnel, although I am still concerned with the full back slots...

I timed it again - it was 1 minute and 1.04 seconds. Though that included the page which said Exeter vs Southampton at the beginning, so tecnically still less than a minute of Saints highlights! I didn't know it wason last night, but thank god for channel hopping when bored.

Birmingham will beat most people in this league this season, but wouldn't it be nice to give them a wake up call in the CCC. It won't happen but it'd be nice. Saints 1 - Birmingham 4

Why thank-you, but what do you think of the Cheeky girls?

Lembit's body is good enough? Whatever turns you on, Kip.

Whilst under much anaesthetic, or passed out from teh alcohol, I would do it for £5 million. However before the bastard could get to me I would hand slice him in his windpipe and knee him in the solar plexus.

Lembit Opik's wrinkly penis has been inside one of them. No thanks.

Whilst bored recently, trawling through Wikipedia, I was linked to Charles Manson's page, and was intrigued. A so called "Mass-murderer" that never actually killed anyone, he just got his "family" to do his dirty work. Now Manson had always been a criminal of sorts, had a haggard appearance and was what we would call a "down and out". However he had influence over his "family" using various prophecies of race wars and, I'm pretty sure, LSD. I found it interesting really - the influence one man can have over many as with every cult. Do you think YOU would be able to influence many? Without the use of LSD of course...

Home advantage, against Birmingham. I think I'll predict once I've seen how we do against Exeter...

Come on Saints, I expect nothing less than 15 goals tonight.

I farted for about six seconds the very first time I had sex with my missus. I think the fact that not only did she run away but farted in return shows it is meant to be.:cool:

He got sent off for Swansea the other day. Blame that on me, I did a Google image search.

I quite like the smell of BO. At least it can be killed with deoderant. Not like some smells. (My arse.)

I walked past a KFC the other day, and even though I force myself not to go in these days, it was like the smell and grabbed me by the nostrils and was pulling me in. I didn't go in though, because the smell of a nearby Starbucks drew me into there instead.

****** - you added that afterwards. I want extra points dammit.

At least they had a ready made stretcher. An hour later and the man would have had no 'brain' which would have matched suitably with having no brains.