Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd

Are you reading this, Les Reed? You useless ****ing ****!

That's too late. Just bite the bullet and get RK on the phone.

Yep.

Exactly. Even the likes of Huddersfield and Brighton seem to be able to show some passion. Not our lot. As I've said elsewhere, that Everton result ****ed us up. MP should've gone before that, but that win saved his skin... and ruined Christmas for the fans.

Exactly! The longer this goes on the harder it's going to be. MP should have gone before the Everton game, but that result did us no favours.

I can only hope he said something like, "Last chance, If that happens again, you're gone."

This! Every day I wake up hoping to hear that he's gone, along with the backroom staff. His departure can not come soon enough. If we wait until the new year to get rid, we're even more ****ed than we are now.

Swansea are gone. I can see any of the others getting out of trouble. Even Palace! All I can see is us getting into trouble.

Got to act now. Reed, MP, Black - All out. It's getting too late. MP should've gone before the Everton game, but that result just lured people into a false sense of security. Totally out of his depth and has been since day one. Yes, Puel was boring, uninspiring and difficult to take to, but he probably should have been given another season. He got us to Wembley and a top half finish. It was those last 6 or 7 games that sealed his fate. Too many 0-0 draws, but as I've always said, if all those 0-0 draws had been 2-2 or 3-3 we'd have the same number of points and he'd still be our manager.

Wake up. We are going down. Even the likes of Palace, WHU & WBA are starting to pick up points. We look utterly ****ing clueless. We're incapable of beating teams in the top 6 and have been for a few seasons. The fact that we're we're now incapable of beating teams like Stoke, Leicester, Brighton, Watford, Huddersfield and Bournemouth shows just how ****ed we are.

I knew Puel would be back to prove a point. MP should have been given the boot weeks ago. That Everton result saved his bacon. FFS. He's got to go.

He's got to go!

He'll never turn us around. He's a clueless *****.

They should make it available for fans to buy.

Yes. He doesn't really look like he wants to be here.

It really is. lol. The Premier****e. A league where 'The battle for 4th' is hyped and talked up as if it's a big thing. Where else in life do you reward a team that finishes 4th with a place in a competition called 'The Champions League'. It's ****ing comical. The Championship isn't much better. The purpose of a league is to reward the team that is the most consistent over a set period, so let's introduce a play-off system where the 6th placed team can get promoted ahead of the team in 3rd, who've really earned the right to go up. All the hard work over 9 months undone over two legs and a final. Give me terraces, dodgy stadiums with pillars in the stands that obscure your view, open air toilets and a 3pm kick off on a Saturday. Those days were so much more enjoyable than anything that's served up today. We live in a world where players with sleeves of tattoos, Bentley's and all the skill of Iain Dowie are paid millions. It's a ****ing joke. Rant over.

He'd be the first one to say that the board should have acted sooner if we get relegated with Pellegrino the clown still in charge at the end of the season.

Sky have ruined football. The Premiership is a ****ing joke. Completely unsustainable in the current form.

Next season we'll be playing Championship football.

You wouldn't let a puppy suffer like this. Someone needs to put him out of his misery. For his own sake, the sake of the fans and the club. For ****'s sake man, do the decent thing and go now!

Just **** off now. You're doing yourself and the team no favours by sticking around. Someone put him out of his misery, before it's too late.

I think Palace will survive. I could see Bournemouth, Saints and Swansea going down.

Whilst I don't like the manner in which he left, I'd definitely have him back. He's in a different league to the clown who is currently in charge.

We'll get battered. Might be worth a few quid on Liverpool to score 4 or more, just to soften the blow.

Is he still here? FFS. I was hoping to a good start to the new week.