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It looks like Trump's spokeswoman - is it even an intern? Either way, shocking bare-faced lie. Although that's normal for Trump.

But if Keith Sidebottom had been in our youth team he'd be hailed as the next Paul Scholes. Give Sidebottom a chance FFS!

P.s. I hadn't seen any pictures of him before his debut at The Dell. I thought he was a massive black bloke. But that was actually Ken Monkou with a haircut.

Why did we sign him straight from the set of a 70s porn film?

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Johnny **** Fingers.

Best to be on the safe side and have a dry hump in your pants.

Me too. It's ridiculous but has obvious appeal to the "open minded".

P.s thanks for the heads-ups on this thread, which I will check out.

Seeing as we’re talking football podcasts, if you’ve never listened to them then it’s worth checking out The Magic Sponge. Not on any more but some of the episodes are quality. Jimmy Bullard is a regular with a couple of minor comedians. The had guests including Ray Parlour, Perry Groves, Lee Hendrie, Razor Ruddock, Stewart Castledine, Jeff Winter, Barry Fry and others. It’s usually quite funny.

The point is, they play 442 but in a way that makes sense. We don't. So going like-for-like seems a bit silly. This would actually be a game where 352 makes sense.

He likes the odd direct ball but he's never been one to not attack. He's not like Pulis in the anti-football stakes at all. His Bolton team had Okocha, Djorkaeff, Anelka etc. Look, two years ago I would have said "no way" but we've got ourselves into a ****e situation. If he comes in and steadies the ship for a couple of years we can build from there. I, personally, would not be bothered about relegation. I enjoy the PL much more as a TV event now than a participatory exercise. However, I do worry what would happen if we were relegated under Kat and Gao. So, if we want to stay up, get Fat Sam in.

Think it's just that he's a bellend.

They have a St. George cross on a pole in the garden. That's usually a fair marker of idiocy. That said, a crime? Hell, no.

Whilst the thought of Fat Sam was anathema during the Adkins, Poch and Koeman periods he's probably our best bet of getting up the table over the next couple of years. Even if we were to find "another Poch" we just don't have the players to deliver his sort of vision any more. We've now got a bottom half squad so we need a manager who can get the most out of them. If we manage to improve the squad over the next couple of years then we can look at playing decent football again. So, if we do go down that route and he keeps us up, let's not sack him in the summer and replace him with a fancy foreigner. Give him a chance to bring in some decent players. Then sack him.

I bet he burns Grenfell effigies too, the monster.

Is that his address? Is it like "Ask Rupert"?

You're right. Elyounoussi could have been our new Gaston or Elia. Just kiddiiiiiiing.

Maybe Soggy is Ken Kratz?

Krueger is Gao's mouthpiece but Gao has nothing to say so we get Ralph-speak plus Les Reed's views on the footballing side.

Foreskin?

He's a **** owner, completely the worst sort, as far as I can tell.

The size of that head and the little midget arms.

Out-out shoes with a buckle.

If you were doing a combined team: Dodd --- Lundekvam --- Yoshida --- Bertrand ---------------------Oakley----Lemina------------------- ------Fernandes-----Hojbjerg-----Camara------- -----------------------------Crouch------------------------- So, I reckon 6 outfield players from that relegated team get in our current team. Great stuff.