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    Wimbledon winning now...

    Bottlers

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    Unfortunately it looks like they are heading out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGTL View Post
    They will be ****ting themselves and would probably rather lose tonight.
    Oh look, they're losing to an 89th minute OG, who'd have thought it.

    Petrified.

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    They really don't want to face us do they. throwing games away just to dodge the potential bullet.

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    Attendance of only 6,500. Another competition they're boycotting I presume?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    Attendance of only 6,500. Another competition they're boycotting I presume?
    6,500 passionate Pompey fans = 65,000 fans from any other club.

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    They want promotion this year....... Well for now at least until it goes tits up and then they wont

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALWAYS_SFC View Post
    They want promotion this year....... Well for now at least until it goes tits up and then they wont
    Pompey are at their level now. And without serious investment (imaginary or not), they aren't going to get promoted until they've been relegated first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALWAYS_SFC View Post
    They want promotion this year....... Well for now at least until it goes tits up and then they wont
    Exactly the reaction on twitter during the cup game. They go 1-0 up Ďget in PUPí etc.
    Lose the game. ĎDidnít want to progress in this tinpot cupí etc.
    So nice of their players to keep up with the desires of the fans.


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    See you in The Championship next season

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaffinsPondLife View Post
    See you in The Championship next season
    This wonít age well

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    Oh goody, they're all crawling out of the woodwork.

    Corporate Ho will make a comeback soon I reckon

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    They do realise that their local rivals are now Eastleigh and Havant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rallyboy View Post
    They do realise that their local rivals are now Eastleigh and Havant?
    you wouldn't of thought so after reading this little noval,

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack rill View Post
    you wouldn't of thought so after reading this little noval,
    Hey Mack are you a tortoise? as you have only now come out of hyburnation

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaffinsPondLife View Post
    See you in The Championship next season
    Why, have you changed the team who you support?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldNick View Post
    Hey Mack are you a tortoise? as you have only now come out of hyburnation
    haven't had a lot to crow about lately. Things are looking up on the main board tho if the season carrys on in the same vain for any length of time, can see the SO postcode running short of incontinent pads,

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack rill View Post
    haven't had a lot to crow about lately. Things are looking up on the main board tho if the season carrys on in the same vain for any length of time, can see the SO postcode running short of incontinent pads,
    I never thought you were a fair weather type Mack, I thought the posters who rn away were the Corp Ho's and that new one BaffledPondlife

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    Let them come to the surface and bask in the mud of the promotion places for now as soon we will have to toss
    them back into the depths of the league 1 pond again before they make their last gill gasping fail and dry out

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    Play-off heartbreak I reckon. Next best thing to relegation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaffinsPondLife View Post
    See you in The Championship next season
    We look forward to welcoming the current football team that plays at Fratton Park into the Championship and hope that you enjoy watching your club play at the highest level in their 6 year history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack rill View Post
    haven't had a lot to crow about lately
    And you still don't, as the football status situation is currently...

    Saints = 13th out of 92 clubs

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    Pompey = 46th out of 92 clubs




    Saints above Pompey in the football pyramid like they have been for the vast majority of the last 60 years!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matthew Le God View Post
    And you still don't, as the football status situation is currently...

    Saints = 13th out of 92 clubs

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    Pompey = 46th out of 92 clubs




    Saints above Pompey in the football pyramid like they have been for the vast majority of the last 60 years!
    yes, but! unlike my old ladies fanny, the gap is getting smaller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack rill View Post
    yes, but! unlike my old ladies fanny, the gap is getting smaller.
    It remains a vast gap; the two clubs are light years apart in terms of infrastructure at academy level, training ground quality, stadium etc. The jump from League 2 to the top of League 1 is tiny compared to what Pompey would face on promotion to the Championship or further. If Pompey went up this season the fanbase will be in for a shock. They'd become a small fish in a Championship pond of teams with parachute payments, big stadiums/attendances than Pompey and big spending owners (not something Eisner has shown to be happening).

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack rill View Post
    yes, but! unlike my old ladies fanny, the gap is getting smaller.
    Blimey! a new low down there, when you think they are as low as they can get!!!!!!! They admit to having intimate views of their mothers privates.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALWAYS_SFC View Post
    Blimey! a new low down there, when you think they are as low as they can get!!!!!!! They admit to having intimate views of their mothers privates.....
    Calm down ..... Mack is a very rare breed of skate with a sense of humour!!
    Also his 'old lady' is probably his Wife (and/or Sister etc) not mother ... so it is acceptable!!
    I thought he may have been talking about Fortress Fatpipes aka The Old Girl at first.....but the cracks in the floors/ ceilings / stands etc are probaly getting bigger

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    There's no stopping them this season. I wonder if they'll be able to better our 92 point haul from eight seasons ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericofarabia View Post
    Calm down ..... Mack is a very rare breed of skate with a sense of humour!!
    Also his 'old lady' is probably his Wife (and/or Sister etc) not mother ... so it is acceptable!!
    I thought he may have been talking about Fortress Fatpipes aka The Old Girl at first.....but the cracks in the floors/ ceilings / stands etc are probaly getting bigger
    Only acceptable down there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack rill View Post
    yes, but! unlike my old ladies fanny, the gap is getting smaller.
    She must have found a new bloke with a decent size cock then Mack,

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldNick View Post
    She must have found a new bloke with a decent size cock then Mack,
    if she has, then I owe the brave sod some money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack rill View Post
    if she has, then I owe the brave sod some money.
    Perhaps he doesn't shout out 'Ohhhh Alan Biley' at the important second

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    Quote Originally Posted by mack rill View Post
    if she has, then I owe the brave sod some money.
    I reckon he rings a bell and owns a book shop...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALWAYS_SFC View Post
    I reckon he rings a bell and owns a book shop...
    Oh pleaaaase,even Mack must be better looking than that!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldNick View Post
    Oh pleaaaase,even Mack must be better looking than that!!!!
    Nick .......you've just been rumbled!!

    Your last msg was sent at 6.57 and you even know the names of ex players (Alan Biley)

    YSB !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldNick View Post
    Oh pleaaaase,even Mack must be better looking than that!!!!
    Perhaps Mack is one of those in the smelly bell ringers band

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericofarabia View Post
    Nick .......you've just been rumbled!!

    Your last msg was sent at 6.57 and you even know the names of ex players (Alan Biley)

    YSB !!
    F-ing hell Eric you in charge of air control and you using the time over there!!!! It was 3-57 here lol. Well Biley contributed to probably my favourite day being a Saints fan '84 Fratton Park and the guy with Golden locks missed a sitter just before Steve Moran scored the last minute winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldNick View Post
    F-ing hell Eric you in charge of air control and you using the time over there!!!! It was 3-57 here lol. Well Biley contributed to probably my favourite day being a Saints fan '84 Fratton Park and the guy with Golden locks missed a sitter just before Steve Moran scored the last minute winner.
    Ha Ha ...Good Points and well presented .... you are exonerated!! That Biley miss and Moran's goal a few minutes later ... Scummahs scummahs here we come .... or maybe not

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericofarabia View Post
    Ha Ha ...Good Points and well presented .... you are exonerated!! That Biley miss and Moran's goal a few minutes later ... Scummahs scummahs here we come .... or maybe not
    Yep, it was certainly an event.6000 of us enlightening them of how a proper football club does it.

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    US Portsmouth Vs Sholing tonight in the FA Cup preliminary round. As close to a Saints v Pompey derby as we're going to get for at least a season... At least if you don't count Eastleigh v Havant.

    Probably going to watch this, only a fiver to get in. Sholing on fire so far this season with 5 wins out of 5.

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    3-1 Sholing.

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    Oh dear oh dear oh dear

    Their star player Conor Chaplin didn't play in their last game because he wants to join Coventry.

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    Pompey donít send players to Coventry, they actually want to go!

    ROFL

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    Chaplin just broke the HeroVillainometer.

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    Bloody hell they're going bananas.

    Pretty tight at the top though, lots of teams up there. I reckon they'll make top 6 for sure but not sure they'll finish above the likes of Sunderland.

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    Big derby win against their bitter rivals Plymouth.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden Balls View Post
    Big derby win against their bitter rivals Plymouth.


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    They really have created a cute little rivalry with Plymouth.

    11 separate threads about them on their board. They'll be claiming a make believe dock strike soon and calling them scummahs
    Last edited by LGTL; 02-09-2018 at 03:38 PM.

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    Actually there was a Dock Strike in November 1976 when Portsmouth Dockers reneged on a deal not to accept ships from the fledgling Brittany Ferries service which had started in Plymouth.
    The NDLB Union agreed that if Brittany Ferries moved their service out of Plymouth none of the other South Coast Ports including Weymouth, Poole, Southampton and Portsmouth would accept it.
    The Dockers in the Portsmouth Commercial Port originally agreed then reneged on the deal and deputation from all the other ports, but primarily Southampton being closest, turned up in force in Pompey Docks to picket the gates.
    The Pompey Dockers had to call upon Hampshire Police to 'resolve' the situation and a number of Soton Dockers were arrested trying to storm the gates.
    One of those arrested was the brother of Bob Charles, who was the Saints Goalie in their Youth Club win over Man Utd in 1956.

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    I'm guessing they want promotion this season?

    Well at least until they start losing again

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyinthesky View Post
    Actually there was a Dock Strike in November 1976 when Portsmouth Dockers reneged on a deal not to accept ships from the fledgling Brittany Ferries service which had started in Plymouth.
    The NDLB Union agreed that if Brittany Ferries moved their service out of Plymouth none of the other South Coast Ports including Weymouth, Poole, Southampton and Portsmouth would accept it.
    The Dockers in the Portsmouth Commercial Port originally agreed then reneged on the deal and deputation from all the other ports, but primarily Southampton being closest, turned up in force in Pompey Docks to picket the gates.
    The Pompey Dockers had to call upon Hampshire Police to 'resolve' the situation and a number of Soton Dockers were arrested trying to storm the gates.
    One of those arrested was the brother of Bob Charles, who was the Saints Goalie in their Youth Club win over Man Utd in 1956.
    So, what fictional acronym (a la Southampton Company of Union Men) can be made to describe this lot?

    I'll kick off with:

    Portsmouth Union of Komplete Error. (Needs work, a lot of work.)

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    Portsmouth Representatives of Illegal Childmaimers and Killers

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