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Hi all,

 

We need a decent new chant for Koeman. This is what me and some mates are gonna trial on Saturday, let me know your thoughts! It's to the tune of 'We do ron ron' (from old school Mcdonalds adverts) or to Crystals - da da ron ron (the original song that was based on):

 

 

We pass the ball around the pitch just for fun

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

We bought an Italian that scores a tonne

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

 

Yeahhh having Koeman is great

Yeahhh we can even score eight

Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint

we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON!

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It might work for squeaky voiced geeks whose b*ll*cks haven't dropped yet, but for a beered up hairy ar$ed football fan, not a friggin chance.

 

FACT

 

Pretty sure there are other types of fan these days. Women, for example. Though some of those fit your latter category

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Hi all,

 

We need a decent new chant for Koeman. This is what me and some mates are gonna trial on Saturday, let me know your thoughts! It's to the tune of 'We do ron ron' (from old school Mcdonalds adverts) or to Crystals - da da ron ron (the original song that was based on):

 

 

We pass the ball around the pitch fun

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

We bought Graziano who's Italian

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

 

Yeahhh having Koeman is great

Yeahhh we can even score eight

Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint

we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON!

 

Fixed that difficult third line for you. EDIT: and the first line sings better with a couple of words taken out...

 

You're welcome

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Fixed that difficult third line for you. EDIT: and the first line sings better with a couple of words taken out...

 

You're welcome

Seems to have made things much worse, the first line no longer makes any sense and the 3rd line only scans if you have a speech impediment.

 

The 7th line could be changed to

"Yeahh and his brother's his mate" (rhymes better and has slight overtones of amusement, but nothing too embarrassing)

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We all hate the Pompey scum

we do ron ron ron, we do ron ron

We got Peter Crouch sent off and he scored none

we do ron ron ron, we do ron ron

 

Yeahhh Koeman hates the skates

Yeahhh we can even score eight

Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint

he hates the pompey scum, you do Ron Ron

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We all hate the Pompey scum

we do ron ron ron, we do ron ron

We got Peter Crouch sent off and he scored none

we do ron ron ron, we do ron ron

 

Yeahhh Koeman hates the skates

Yeahhh we can even score eight

Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint

he hates the pompey scum, you do Ron Ron

 

This could be the version that wins - it ticks all the boxes!

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It might work for squeaky voiced geeks whose b*ll*cks haven't dropped yet, but for a beered up hairy ar$ed football fan, not a friggin chance.

 

FACT

 

You know how when you read something and your brain gives it a "voice" in your mind? Well, yeah, my head voice was all high pitched and girly as it was singing that.

 

Just in case others don't have the head voices, I suppose I should have had some sort of disclaimer prepared. :(

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Great to see new songs being created. All we need now is to find a really haunting anthem like Scumpools "You'll never walk alone"

 

Been working on a song for Morgan based on "Yellow Submarine"

 

From Alsace he came to play.

At St Mary's he leads the way.

Spiderman's our hero,he's strong and brave.

Plays for la France he's all the rave.

 

We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin

Morgan Schneiderlin

 

We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin

Morgan Schneiderlin

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Great to see new songs being created. All we need now is to find a really haunting anthem like Scumpools "You'll never walk alone"

 

It may not be "haunting".........But I think our Anthem is already established, and only open to variations. Never heard of OWTS?

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Fixed that difficult third line for you. EDIT: and the first line sings better with a couple of words taken out...

 

You're welcome

 

That's made it worse. If you like to go around making half decent things worse, you should become a politician and get paid for it.

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It may not be "haunting".........But I think our Anthem is already established, and only open to variations. Never heard of OWTS?

 

Good idea, rework owts...

 

We love Koeman,

We love Koeman,

And we are scoring goals for fun,

And you know that we're Southampton,

Cause Pellé has just scored one

 

Substitute Pelle for whoever scores. Game on :)

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Good idea, rework owts...

 

We love Koeman,

We love Koeman,

And we are scoring goals for fun,

And you know that we're Southampton,

Cause Pellé has just scored one

 

Substitute Pelle for whoever scores. Game on :)

Would be a problem if Alderweireld scores. Also Own Goal would be a bit odd and get tedious if we sing it too much.

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Good idea, rework owts...

 

We love Koeman,

We love Koeman,

And we are scoring goals for fun,

And you know that we're Southampton,

Cause Pellé has just scored one

 

Substitute Pelle for whoever scores. Game on :)

 

I think I accidentally hit gold with a flippant remark.

 

A rework along those lines would work!

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Would be a problem if Alderweireld scores. Also Own Goal would be a bit odd and get tedious if we sing it too much.

 

Few syllables to swap / remove there...

 

Cause Al-der-weireld has just scored one

Be-cause cork has just scored one

Cause wan-ya-ma just scored one

 

Thought you could have worked that out?

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How about this amendment?

 

We pass the ball around the pitch just for fun

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

And Graziano Pelle can score a tonne

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

 

Yeahhh having Koeman is great

Yeahhh we can even score eight

Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint

we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON!

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Great to see new songs being created. All we need now is to find a really haunting anthem like Scumpools "You'll never walk alone"

 

Been working on a song for Morgan based on "Yellow Submarine"

 

From Alsace he came to play.

At St Mary's he leads the way.

Spiderman's our hero,he's strong and brave.

Plays for la France he's all the rave.

 

We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin

Morgan Schneiderlin

 

We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin

Morgan Schneiderlin

I'll be very disappointed if everybody isn't singing this at the hull match.

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We pass the ball around the pitch just for fun

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

We bought an Italian that scores a tonne

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

 

Yeahhh having Koeman is great

Yeahhh we can even score eight

Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint

we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON!

 

Good work

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Hi all,

 

We need a decent new chant for Koeman. This is what me and some mates are gonna trial on Saturday, let me know your thoughts! It's to the tune of 'We do ron ron' (from old school Mcdonalds adverts) or to Crystals - da da ron ron (the original song that was based on):

 

 

We pass the ball around the pitch just for fun

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

We bought an Italian that scores a tonne

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

 

Yeahhh having Koeman is great

Yeahhh we can even score eight

Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint

we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOON!

 

Great reminder to take my ear plugs. Are you deliberately trying to make us all sound like brain dead morons?

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You know how when you read something and your brain gives it a "voice" in your mind? Well, yeah, my head voice was all high pitched and girly as it was singing that.

 

Just in case others don't have the head voices, I suppose I should have had some sort of disclaimer prepared. :(

 

I trust you meant the Original Post, not my comment :-)

 

And YES, I had the same Voices in The Head high pitched voice singing it to me - hence my post!!

 

We have so much in common - should it be me or you that has most reason to be worried!!

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Great to see new songs being created. All we need now is to find a really haunting anthem like Scumpools "You'll never walk alone"

 

Been working on a song for Morgan based on "Yellow Submarine"

 

From Alsace he came to play.

At St Mary's he leads the way.

Spiderman's our hero,he's strong and brave.

Plays for la France he's all the rave.

 

We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin

Morgan Schneiderlin

 

We all love Morgan Schneiderlin, Morgan Schneiderlin

Morgan Schneiderlin

 

There isn't enough syllables in "we all love morgan schneiderlin" for it to fit.

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We sold all our dregs and made a tonne

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

But now we've got Pelle and we march on

we do Ron Ron Ron, we do Ron Ron

 

Yeahhh having Koeman is great

Yeahhh we can even score eight

Yeahhh and we know he’s a Saint

we do Ron Ron Ron WE DO RON ROOOOOOOOOOO

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There isn't enough syllables in "we all love morgan schneiderlin" for it to fit.

Fits fine. "We all love.....Morgan Schnei der lin, Morgan Schnei der lin, Morgan Schnei der lin,

 

as We all live......In a Yellow Sub ma rine Yellow Sub ma rine Yellow Sub ma rine

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Great reminder to take my ear plugs. Are you deliberately trying to make us all sound like brain dead morons?

 

To be fair, its a hell of a lot better than 'Where's all our players gone?' which is: a) embarrassing and b) doesn't even make sense. It's about time we had some creative chants.

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Surely the chant for Koeman is a reworking of I'm the leader of the gang (if we're allowed GG songs)

 

Koe-man Koe-man, Koe-man Koe-man, Koe-man Koe-man Koe-man

Koe-man Koe-man, Koe-man Koe-man, Koe-man Koe-man Koe-man, I SAY!

 

You can repeat that building the speed as you like. If you want to add another verse then...

 

He's the leader, he's the leader, he's the leader of the Saints our Ron

He's the leader, he's the leader, he's the leader of the Saints our Ron

 

I don't think there's any need for any more, would get silly and probably forgotten anyway. Few words, easy to remember, keep repeating and get faster...perfect?

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One Ronald Koeman clap clap clap

Ronald koeman a red and white army, clap clap clap

 

He manages to the left he manages to the right

Ronald Koeman, makes Andy Alford look ****e

 

This is now it feels to be Pompey, this is how it feels to be poor

You signed Alford we sign super Ronnie, super Ronnie, super Ronnie

 

Koeman woooh ooh

He used to be Valencia's boss

He thinks Pompey are toss

 

Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman

He came from holland

And he like Edam

Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman

He likes to wear clogs, thinks girls from pompey are dogs

Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman

He don't live in windmill thinks Pompey smell

Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman

He likes a joint or two, thinks pomey are poo

Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman

Clap clap clap clap clap.

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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