Son of Bob Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 This could be fun! Anything to do with being shot in the arse perhaps! Suggestions below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 La Roux - Bulletproof !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Bob Posted 14 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Shot in the arse Shot in the arse Jon Otsemobor He got shot in the arse OK... obvious I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge_B Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 If Rage Against The Machine can be Christmas no.1 then I don't see why they can't be a hit in the stands too You've been to the pub You're now in the club You're buying a pint at the bar You've got a bullet in your bum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dignified_blunderer Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw lmfao!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw You're left wingers' due a bad game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 who are ya! who are ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Jon Otsemobor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dignified_blunderer Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 This could be fun! Anything to do with being shot in the arse perhaps! Suggestions below. Apparantly, Norwich fan site says his nickname is ...SEMI ! (make what you can of that ):confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Bob Posted 14 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Apparantly, Norwich fan site says his nickname is ...SEMI ! (make what you can of that ):confused: We've all got a semi, we've all got a semi, lal la la la, la la la la. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Jon Otsemobor... Winner, winner chicken dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Jon Otsemobor do do do Doesn't involve a cap in the ass, but probably easier to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartosz Bialkowski Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Winner, winner chicken dinner! Need to drop the Jon to make it fit i think. But sounds good to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Bob Posted 14 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 14 January, 2010 I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Jon Otsemobor... 'I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Otsemobor'' would fit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 he's got got a bullet ( He's got a bullet ) He's got a bullet in his arse Ostemobor has got a bullet he's got a bullet in his arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfield_General Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw Shot in the arse And he's to blame He can't pronounce His own name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 'I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Otsemobor'' would fit better. Oh yes! For some odd reason I've always read and said his name as "Ostembor" which is totally wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Jon Otsemobor do do do Doesn't involve a cap in the ass, but probably easier to sing. Yawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Yawn. Oh the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Oh yes! For some odd reason I've always read and said his name as "Ostembor" which is totally wrong. Always..? Christ almighty, you must have some varied conversations, mate. And what is all this making up songs for players have been on the books for all of 5 minutes..? I'll look forward to the day when we trot out songs for kids who have just been scouted for down Shirley wreck. I mean, give the bloke a chance to prove himself before singing his praises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Always..? Christ almighty, you must have some varied conversations, mate. And what is all this making up songs for players have been on the books for all of 5 minutes..? I'll look forward to the day when we trot out songs for kids who have just been scouted for down Shirley wreck. I mean, give the bloke a chance to prove himself before singing his praises. What a load of nonsense. Used to be a day when we had a different song for every player Saints put out on the pitch. Didn't matter if they were any good or not, they were Saints players. Didn't expect you to make a comment like that, more like an Arizona comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 If I had been shot, I wouldn't want thousands of people to remind me of the incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Goes the gansters gun. Run, Jonny, run, Jonny, run. Run Jonny - run Jonny- Run! Run! Run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 TBF Bungle, you do seem to have a sad obsession with myself and a handful of other posters on this site. Now run along and worship sports personality of the year Phil Taylor. Typical conversation with Bungle: "In my opinion 2 + 2 = 3.99" Bungle, "oh what a stupid, boring fool you are. Everyone knows 2 + 2 = 5, you're a moron" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 You'll play more games than Pulis More games than Pulis You'll play more games than Pulis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Not sure how to pronounce his name but am hoping that it rhymes wit "my arse is sore" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Going by the way his signing has been met by some " Your sh1t and you know you are...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Sat on a bullet... He really sat on a bullet... (To "Guantanamera" obviously) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Jon, Jon, Show Us Your Arse. Perhaps not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Always..? Christ almighty, you must have some varied conversations, mate. Sorry, lost me mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Got shot in teh arse, his name is farce Jonny Jonny thingy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.comsaint Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Shot in the arris? Jonny O - the man with 2 ringpieces! Must be a song there somwhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Sorry, lost me mate! What I meant was, was that you said, I always say Ostember [or whatever] instead of... [whatever else he's actually called]. I mean, I've only just heard of the bloke. I've yet to utter his name. Yet you write as if you talk about these obscure players on a regular basis. No offence meant, just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 What I meant was, was that you said, I always say Ostember [or whatever] instead of... [whatever else he's actually called]. I mean, I've only just heard of the bloke. I've yet to utter his name. Yet you write as if you talk about these obscure players on a regular basis. No offence meant, just curious. Oh I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OfnPanad Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 He's here to translate for fellow scouser Lambert - obviously mates already as Lambo's given Jon his training top for the pik on the OS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 We've got Ot-semobor, we've got Ot-semobor...... Etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Otsemoboooooor Otsemoboooooor His arse is sore, His arse is sore Oh Johnny Otsemoboooor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percy windham Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Shot in the arse And he's to blame He can't pronounce His own name this, or the sheriff one. all others are gash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Shot in the arse And he's to blame He can't pronounce His own name I'm sure he'd love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Here one for the over 60's: Jonny Jonny Otsemobor-cassenella-vogan-by-the-sea I think I now say "I'll get my coat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 'I shot the sheriff, but I didnt shoot Otsemobor'' would fit better. This wins by a mile. Lock the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoccerMom Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 This wins by a mile. Lock the thread. Very obscure and puzzling to away fans who won't know what the **** it's all about. Johnny B Goode is an obvious alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Something to cama chameleon would be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Very obscure and puzzling to away fans who won't know what the **** it's all about. Johnny B Goode is an obvious alternative. It will give those away fans who actually possess a brain something to ponder over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 shot through the arse and whos to blame and then something that rhymes with that like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q8qwOSSRhw Shot in the arse, and who's to blame? You give Liverpool a bad name. Shot in the arse, and who's to blame? You give full backs a bad name. (Perhaps one for the haters) SHot in the arse and who's to blame? You're called "Semi" coz you've half a brain. (See above) Shot in the arse, and who's to blame? At right back til Murty's back in the frame... (effing terrible) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Here one for the over 60's: Jonny Jonny Otsemobor-cassenella-vogan-by-the-sea I think I now say "I'll get my coat" Actually thats a little bit funny....a song by Max Bygraves, I think:confused: mm..on second thoughts maybe it wasn't so funny ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Actually thats a little bit funny....a song by Max Bygraves, I think:confused: mm..on second thoughts maybe it wasn't so funny ! Yes David, it was particularly irritating song by Max Bygraves played every week for years by Uncle Mac on Children's Favourites. It went something like: There's a tiny house (children sing: There's a tiny house) By a tiny stream (children repeat) Where a lovely lass (children echo again) Had a lovely dream (children ...) And the dream came true quite unexpectedly in ... Jonny Jonny Otsemobor-cassenella-vogan-by-the-sea. I hated the song yet I can remember the words some fifty years on - funny thing memory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tttdcs Posted 14 January, 2010 Share Posted 14 January, 2010 Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Run Jonny - run Jonny - Run! Run! Run! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Goes the gansters gun. Run, Jonny, run, Jonny, run. Run Jonny - run Jonny- Run! Run! Run! My vote for this one ! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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