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A guy was on the phone about 10 mins from the end

"hello? oh hello mum? what? I'm at wembley... WEMBLEY, stadium yeah... yeah the final... what? What? Im at wembley, watching saints, and we're winning 4-0, what the **** do you think?" *hangs up and turns to mate* "she asked if i was having a good time.

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on the 06.55 train to Waterloo there was a moment when the guard over the tannoy explain that the doors weren't opening when we stopped due to the train being packed.

 

a slight pause until he spoke again saying 'good to see you fans have a sense of humour - a fan has just asked if im going to come around and check passengers tickets'

 

a good bit of banter from someone

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I couldn't understand why so many people were leaving 10 mins before half time, after all this was our team playing at Wembley and they were more interested in beer!! I had trouble seeing the Carlisle goal.

 

About 5 mins after the start of the 2nd half 3 lads were returning to there seats when one of them turned to the others on seeing the score to complain he'd only seen 1 goal.

 

Serves him right :)

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Funniest moment rather than comment came from block 531 at half time. Middle aged man, very very drunk was trying his very best to balance 5 large cokes in his arms with a number of straws in his mouth. For 10 mins he was just standing, trying to find his seat. Due to his alcohol consumption his balance wasn't great and eventually all the cokes gave way. I just thought 'hahahha what a t*sser'

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on the 06.55 train to Waterloo there was a moment when the guard over the tannoy explain that the doors weren't opening when we stopped due to the train being packed.

 

a slight pause until he spoke again saying 'good to see you fans have a sense of humour - a fan has just asked if im going to come around and check passengers tickets'

 

a good bit of banter from someone

 

 

Reminds me, I hope all the fans congregating at Eastleigh Station managed to get to the game alright. So many fans were getting on at Soton Central that the trains were not stopping at Eastleigh as they were so full!

 

I parked my car at Eastleigh station on my way to catch the coach to Wembley and there were a great many fans trying to get into Soton to catch the train that would pass them by at Eastleigh!

 

They all seemed cheerful enough - Must have been the early morning Magners :D

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was in tesco's and i thought a bottle of wine would get me that bit more drunk guy says to me ''sorry not allowed to serve bottles today for anyone going to the football'', ''football? what football? im going to a picnic.........'' needless to say he believe me and i returned with cans of beer.

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I couldn't understand why so many people were leaving 10 mins before half time, after all this was our team playing at Wembley and they were more interested in beer!! I had trouble seeing the Carlisle goal.

 

About 5 mins after the start of the 2nd half 3 lads were returning to there seats when one of them turned to the others on seeing the score to complain he'd only seen 1 goal.

 

Serves him right :)

 

My mate only saw only 1 goal.He kept going to the toilet .Every time he did that we scored :-) Naturally i wanted him to go to the toilet more often!!!

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I got back to Canterbury still wearing my shirt and scarf and a guy in a Liverpool shirt starts laughing at me

"unlucky mate, you was proper rubbish today"

"excuse me?"

"Liverpool destroyed Sunderland innit"

"erm, im a Southampton fan on my way back from watching us win a cup final. Something you wont be doing this year"

"yeah....well... we beat Sunderland....yeah...sorry mate"

 

nothing was gonna bring me down yesterday!

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My mate only saw only 1 goal.He kept going to the toilet .Every time he did that we scored :-) Naturally i wanted him to go to the toilet more often!!!

 

Was at the Green Man and queue for the loos was horrendous so decided we may as well walk to the ground and I'd go there instead. Then, outside the ground, one of our party fell over and for the next 30 minutes I was crossing my legs talking to policemen and trying to figure out how the hell I was going to go round the back of the coaches to take a leak without the ambulance crew, 3 police men and a vanful of other police noticing. Had to go behind the coaches in the end and just hoped that they weren't stood downhill..

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Rickie Lambert wins the penalty.

Stood up waiting for him to take a penalty at Wembley.

 

Bloke behind me: "Can you sit down please"

Me: "No"

 

This is all.

 

tbh that is quite pathetic.

 

If it was a someone that couldn't stand easily at the drop of a hat or a small child you obstruct their view and force them to stand. By standing you cause a domino effect going backwards up the stand and people that have paid good money to see their team at Wembley miss it because for no real reason you want to stand.

 

It is ok in theory doing it in the Northam end at St Mary's because people know that it will be like that. People don't have to go in the Northam. But at Wembley it is pointless and extremly selfish.

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The wembley public annoucement after the game saying

"please do not run" when we were all packed together trying to get away.

 

Oh! and some bloke and his nipper trying to get through the crowd

in the opposite direction to the rest of us after the game saying "excuse me he`s gona be sick" everybody moving to let them through...just in case it was true..

good plan and it worked:)

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The wembley public annoucement after the game saying

"please do not run" when we were all packed together trying to get away.

 

Oh! and some bloke and his nipper trying to get through the crowd

in the opposite direction to the rest of us after the game saying "excuse me he`s gona be sick" everybody moving to let them through...just in case it was true..

good plan and it worked:)

 

yep, that p*ssed me off too!

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tbh that is quite pathetic.

 

If it was a someone that couldn't stand easily at the drop of a hat or a small child you obstruct their view and force them to stand. By standing you cause a domino effect going backwards up the stand and people that have paid good money to see their team at Wembley miss it because for no real reason you want to stand.

 

It is ok in theory doing it in the Northam end at St Mary's because people know that it will be like that. People don't have to go in the Northam. But at Wembley it is pointless and extremly selfish.

To stand up to watch a penalty??? get a grip.
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To stand up to watch a penalty??? get a grip.

 

:D

 

How would you feel if someone stood infront of you and you were unable to see the penalty?

 

It then causes a ripple effect going backwards. If everyone remain seated everyone would see it perfectly.

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A group of us had fun chanting at the Carlisle fans going up their ramp at the end of Wembley Way where it meets the stadium, "your ramps too big for you"

 

On the coach on the way there, there was some singing. Somebody started the chant, "we're the right side, we're the right side, we're the right side over here" Naturally this was taken up by chants "we're the left side"

 

My son and I were right at the back, so had the opportunity of singing "we're the backside" to much mirth from the rest of those sat further forward.

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By the way guys, my dad was the moustachioed Station Supervisor at West Ruislip for those of you who went that way. He says you were all brilliant (he has to put up with his own son being a Saints fan), and he even made £3 in tips. (You cheapskates!) He said he had a lot of fun trying to rub you all up the wrong way.

 

Oh, and for the record, he's a Torquay fan, so he hasn't got much to laugh about this season...

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Singing songs in The Wellington outside Waterloo after the game. Cant remember which song, but it must have had some naughty words in it, because a little girl no older than 7/8 shouted, 'Hey!!! There are children around you know!!!' Funny as f*ck.

 

I thought you where in there.

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A group of us had fun chanting at the Carlisle fans going up their ramp at the end of Wembley Way where it meets the stadium, "your ramps too big for you"

 

On the coach on the way there, there was some singing. Somebody started the chant, "we're the right side, we're the right side, we're the right side over here" Naturally this was taken up by chants "we're the left side"

 

My son and I were right at the back, so had the opportunity of singing "we're the backside" to much mirth from the rest of those sat further forward.

 

In the concourse of 541 group of blokes in front of ladies toilets singing "were the ladies, were the ladies we're the ladies over here"

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Boring snoring!

 

How would you feel if someone was stood up infront of your child or frail relative meaning they couldn't see the penalty?

 

I'm guessing your avatar is your child. If someone stood in front of your child, would you not be a tad annoyed?

 

I saw alot of elderly Saints fans remaining seated behind those standing up. They all missed it, yet you don't seem to give a sh!t. If everyone was seated everyone could have seen it just fine.

 

What do you actually gain from standing to see a penalty? The positives nowhere near outweigh the drawbacks.

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According to this thread it seems the only qualifications needed to be "Saints Fan" at Wembley was to be a permanent p*sshead and an inconsiderate pea-brained Rrsole to boot...

 

It would be nice to learn that a few went up there for more than the booze.

 

Says the arsenal fan who slags off a player with a 30+ goal tally.

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According to this thread it seems the only qualifications needed to be "Saints Fan" at Wembley was to be a permanent p*sshead and an inconsiderate pea-brained Rrsole to boot...

 

It would be nice to learn that a few went up there for more than the booze.

 

I did. I started drinking at 4.30pm on the Saturday, pulled an all nighter and didn't sleep, had a can outside So'ton Central at 5.30am and another couple more on the train up there. I didn't drink after that cos I didn't feel all too great. So I guess you could say I went up there for the football, and not the drinking.

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tbh that is quite pathetic.

 

If it was a someone that couldn't stand easily at the drop of a hat or a small child you obstruct their view and force them to stand. By standing you cause a domino effect going backwards up the stand and people that have paid good money to see their team at Wembley miss it because for no real reason you want to stand.

 

It is ok in theory doing it in the Northam end at St Mary's because people know that it will be like that. People don't have to go in the Northam. But at Wembley it is pointless and extremly selfish.

 

 

Banter!

 

He was happily standing and jumping around when we scored or went close oh adn stood up at half time ;)

 

You seriously must be a booring sod at a game.

 

btw I had a 8 year and a 11 year old with me, so it was just common sense to stand waiting for a goal scoring oppertunity at Wembley.

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How would you feel if someone was stood up infront of your child or frail relative meaning they couldn't see the penalty?

 

I'm guessing your avatar is your child. If someone stood in front of your child, would you not be a tad annoyed?

 

I saw alot of elderly Saints fans remaining seated behind those standing up. They all missed it, yet you don't seem to give a sh!t. If everyone was seated everyone could have seen it just fine.

 

What do you actually gain from standing to see a penalty? The positives nowhere near outweigh the drawbacks.

 

Saves energy jumping up. HTH

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How would you feel if someone was stood up infront of your child or frail relative meaning they couldn't see the penalty?

 

I'm guessing your avatar is your child. If someone stood in front of your child, would you not be a tad annoyed?

 

I saw alot of elderly Saints fans remaining seated behind those standing up. They all missed it, yet you don't seem to give a sh!t. If everyone was seated everyone could have seen it just fine.

 

What do you actually gain from standing to see a penalty? The positives nowhere near outweigh the drawbacks.

 

I agree with you, but then I think standing at games should be legalised again so the issue wouldnt arise.

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