ladysaint Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 next season. My request is for a better PA system, this really spoils the day and can be quite embarrassing when they are interviewing an ex player etc., as most people are unable to hear what is being said. Can they also please consider putting the team and the substitutes up on the big screens just before kick off, I dont even mind if they put their photo's up as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Lager that tastes like lager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambol2K9 Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Yeah the PA system desperately needs sorting out, it's even more embarrassing when you consider it's not even that old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Getting rid of Stuart Dennis would be a vast improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmonkey1979 Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Getting rid of Stuart Dennis would be a vast improvement. +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Banning The Echo/Murray from the ground....This also applies to The Mail and Charlie Sale and friends.....Why does my wife always buy that blooooody Mail... If Radio Solent get better DJs and some commentators who know a little about football.....Welcome back....Only joking Dave.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 - PA - Replace Stewart Dennis with someone more entertaining. Hot bird with big knockers would be nice. - More varied half time entertainment. Penalties against a man in a dog suit? Zzzzzz - More toilets - Beer taps which aren't supplied from said toilets - More food counters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 I would like to see Andrex Triple Velvet in the crappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 I have a feeling automatic turnstiles may be used at St Mary's at some point soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchards Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 some strikers that can score goals would be nice for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 some strikers that can score goals would be nice for once. I assume this is sarcasm, or have I stumbled on a thread from 1998? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 13 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Anyone know if any other clubs offer a season ticket which just covers weekend games. I understand that this would be difficult to manage but could this be a viable option as I know many people who dont buy ST's because they work away or work nights and just wondered if this would be a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 - Allow smoking area at half time for Home fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Woggy and Ethel the tea Lady back in the fold.....Tea and biscuits have been terrible lately.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 (edited) - Allow smoking area at half time for Home fans. Can you really not stop yourself for 2 hours? Edited 13 May, 2010 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Anyone know if any other clubs offer a season ticket which just covers weekend games. I understand that this would be difficult to manage but could this be a viable option as I know many people who dont buy ST's because they work away or work nights and just wondered if this would be a good idea. That reminds me... Any chance of a season ticket where you use it all season, with some kind of swipe card system. Then come the end of the season you just pay a rate for the number of games you attend. It would certainly help people like me who can only get to roughly half the home gets each season. Extra turnstyles for swipe cards (i.e. STs) only would help aleviate some of the queues outside SMS before the games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Can you really not stop yourself for 45 minutes? It works out at just under two hours in fact. No, I'm not a smoker, quite the opposite. However most people who smoke can manage to abstain for a few hours surely, otherwise how would they manage to go on holiday by plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Food outlets that actually serve within an hour? Better beer its bloody awful and the lost revenue must be immense as most fans I know go elsewhere. How about opening the bars after games to avoid the rush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 13 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Food outlets that actually serve within an hour? Better beer its bloody awful and the lost revenue must be immense as most fans I know go elsewhere. How about opening the bars after games to avoid the rush? Didnt they try that once not sure it was utilised that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Can you really not stop yourself for 2 hours? I am a social smoker, I only smoke when I have a pint. Now I am not too fussed if we are not allowed a smoking area outside, I will just continue to smoke in the concourses. I just thought it would be a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Smoking seats Mosh Pit Topless Barmaids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djharvey Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 -Better beer -Quicker beer service -Clear panels at top of stand changed to red or some sort of banner design maybe -Super bar where fans can have comfortable pint before/after game -Away fans pushed more around/on to itchen stand. Put them right in the corner. -Saints fans stop speeding up the slow chant of OWTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Electrify the panels at the back of the Northam to stop the moronic yoof smacking hell out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Fix the leaking roof. Seriously, was sat in the Chapel end for the first time on Saturday and kept getting drops of water landing on my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 - Strongbow - Blocks 1 & 2 re-opened - Block 43 for sale when low away turn out - stewards to allow standing in a larger area (or least turn a blind eye) - oh and championship instead of league 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Fix the leaking roof. Seriously, was sat in the Chapel end for the first time on Saturday and kept getting drops of water landing on my head. Funny you should say that, I was getting dripped on in the Kingsland as well. I thought it was from pigeons on diuretics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Electrify the panels at the back of the Northam to stop the moronic yoof smacking hell out of them. Yes. I was thinking about a slightly more humane way of covering them in foam so they don't make a noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 -Better beer -Quicker beer service -Clear panels at top of stand changed to red or some sort of banner design maybe -Super bar where fans can have comfortable pint before/after game -Away fans pushed more around/on to itchen stand. Put them right in the corner. -Saints fans stop speeding up the slow chant of OWTS. the panels are clear to let more sunlight on to the pitch - or so I always thought - so they probably can't be changed much really otherwise great ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Didnt they try that once not sure it was utilised that much. I think that may be more down to the fact that it's not conducive atmosphere for a nice post match pint. Make it a bit more enticing (better beer, bar stools, Chris de Burgh music piped seductively in the background) and people would be more inclined to stay after the game I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 For us to stop singing "Whoooooooo, You skate bastard" at any more goalies that have no connections whatsoever with Portsmuff. Whats wrong with "Your sh|t aaaaaargh"? Oh and topless barmaids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Londoner Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Bring back the membership scheme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Smokers being made to wear a spacesuit full of my farts "because I can't help myself and its only fair that I share my social predicament with everyone else". Farting to be banned within the ground to strengthen my analogy. Other than that, a PA that I can hear within sight of the pitch rather than just when in the loo, and a complete and utter ban on all music being played inside the stadium from ten minutes before kick off until one hour before kick off of the following game... except the music the teams come out to which should cease as the team gets to the pitch. Finally, some method of making it possible to actually serve that many people competently at half time without wasting 15 minutes. Oh yeah, and safe standing, like that's gonna happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 For us to stop singing "Whoooooooo, You skate bastard" at any more goalies that have no connections whatsoever with Portsmuff. Whats wrong with "Your sh|t aaaaaargh"? It's always "you fat bastard" at skinny blokes where I am... and "you're". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Electrify the panels at the back of the Northam to stop the moronic yoof smacking hell out of them. Or possibly some form of fly paper. Might be a bit less lethal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersonic Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 - PA - Replace Stewart Dennis with someone more entertaining. Hot bird with big knockers would be nice. - More varied half time entertainment. Penalties against a man in a dog suit? Zzzzzz - More toilets - Beer taps which aren't supplied from said toilets - More food counters Lucy Pinder is a Saints fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambol2K9 Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Any chance of a season ticket where you use it all season, with some kind of swipe card system. Then come the end of the season you just pay a rate for the number of games you attend. It would certainly help people like me who can only get to roughly half the home gets each season. That's a terrible idea, it would be a financial disaster for Saints. First of all they'd have to wait until the end of the season to get the majority of the gate money (and probably end up having to send the debt collectors round). Secondly if nearly everyone had a seat reserved for an entire season but only came when they wanted to, then half the ground would be full of empty seats that they couldn't sell on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 That's a terrible idea, it would be a financial disaster for Saints. First of all they'd have to wait until the end of the season to get the majority of the gate money (and probably end up having to send the debt collectors round). Secondly if nearly everyone had a seat reserved for an entire season but only came when they wanted to, then half the ground would be full of empty seats that they couldn't sell on! Okay, pay monthly by direct debit then. Having empty seats isn't really much of an issue. Last season we averaged 20,982 attendances, so there were 11,000 empty seats most games anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Electrify the panels at the back of the Northam to stop the moronic yoof smacking hell out of them. You do realise the main culprit of banging the back boards is in his 40s? - Get rid of Stuart Dennis (Even Osman would be an improvment) - Better Beer - Stewards on the stairs in the Northam who stop people just stopping in the middle of the stairs on the way out. If you're on the stairs you clearly want to leave so just **** off and stop everyone else from taking ages to get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Anyone know if any other clubs offer a season ticket which just covers weekend games. I understand that this would be difficult to manage but could this be a viable option as I know many people who dont buy ST's because they work away or work nights and just wondered if this would be a good idea. ....or midweek games for those of us involved in Saturday football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Okay, pay monthly by direct debit then. Having empty seats isn't really much of an issue. Last season we averaged 20,982 attendances, so there were 11,000 empty seats most games anyway. I thought you could do this anyway. Well not each month but I think it was split into 3 or 4 monthly payments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 For us to stop singing "Whoooooooo, You skate bastard" at any more goalies that have no connections whatsoever with Portsmuff. Whats wrong with "Your sh|t aaaaaargh"? Oh and topless barmaids. That's not what people are singing, its "you fat b@astard", which I agree, should go back to the old, "you're sh1t ahhhhhh" of old if it really has to be done at all! Agree on the barmaids bit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Matching socks for the players !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 I thought you could do this anyway. Well not each month but I think it was split into 3 or 4 monthly payments My point is that you have your seat and ST, but you only pay for the games you attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladysaint Posted 13 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Matching socks for the players !!!!! LOL did notice one of the Fulham players had odd boots on last night as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Electronic turnstiles a-la-wembley. Cheerleaders at half time rather than some obese kid who gets bullied at school running with a giant inflatable ball and missing an open goal from 5 yards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 A matchday programme at every game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 That reminds me... Any chance of a season ticket where you use it all season, with some kind of swipe card system. Then come the end of the season you just pay a rate for the number of games you attend. It would certainly help people like me who can only get to roughly half the home gets each season. Extra turnstyles for swipe cards (i.e. STs) only would help aleviate some of the queues outside SMS before the games. Why not just buy a ticket for the games you are going to go to? You do understand the concept of a "season ticket"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 My point is that you have your seat and ST, but you only pay for the games you attend. Wouldn't work would it. So we have a 32000 sell out including 5000 that have taken up your idea. 5000 more people with no tickets milling around outside on the offchance that any of the 5000 pay-as-you-g0 ST holders don't turn up. At what stage can the club assume you're not coming and release your seat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Why not just buy a ticket for the games you are going to go to? You do understand the concept of a "season ticket"? It saves a lot of hassle getting to the ticket office and queueing before a game, especially if your decision to go to the game is last minute. I also don't think there would be 5,000 ST holders who don't turn up to a sell out game somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 13 May, 2010 Share Posted 13 May, 2010 Topless barmaids serving Stronbow. People to realise that the slow OWTS remains slow for two rounds. Lambert to score more goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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