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To the tune of 'Let it be' by The Beatles

 

Luke Shaw, Luke Shaw

Luke Shaw, Luke Shaw

England's best defender, is Luke Shaw

Luke Shaw, Luke Shaw

Luke Shaw, Luke Shaw

Worth more than all of Pompey, Luke Shaw

 

Very simple with a good tune. Does it fit? Over to you folk to sing it around in your heads, as I'm somewhat tone deaf.

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Chorus of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6myNbk15sMs

 

I see him running down the left

He isn't old enought to drink

He should be tucked up in his bed

Shaw's Seventeen and sublime

He gets the ball and takes them on

Passes it like he is the Don

Don't sell this kid we should be keeping

Shaw's Seventeen and sublime

 

Probably a bit wordy, but at least it is something different.

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Chorus of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6myNbk15sMs

 

I see him running down the left

He isn't old enought to drink

He should be tucked up in his bed

Shaw's Seventeen and sublime

He gets the ball and takes them on

Passes it like he is the Don

Don't sell this kid we should be keeping

Shaw's Seventeen and sublime

 

Probably a bit wordy, but at least it is something different.

 

Good effort but seeing as though our fans are still struggling with 2 slow versions of OWTS and still struggling with RLSGM, and just singing lalalalallaalaaa, I can't see this catching on tbh.

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I don't have to sell my soul

He's already in me

I don't need to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I don't have to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I don't need to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

Luke Shaw

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

You adore me

You adore me

You adore me

I wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

Wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna

I wanna

I gotta be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

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I don't have to sell my soul

He's already in me

I don't need to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I don't have to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I don't need to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

Luke Shaw

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

You adore me

You adore me

You adore me

I wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

Wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna

I wanna

I gotta be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

That's class! I mean very stalkery but class. Plus we have the added bonus that we'll probably sing it better live than the singer who sung it in the first place

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To the tune of Pinball Wizard:

 

Ever since I was a young boy,

I've played with a leather ball.

From Soho down to Brighton

I must have played them all.

But I ain't seen nothing like him

he made me look a fool

That quick, short and blond kid

Shaw plays a mean long ball

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There's only one Luke Shaw, one Luke Shaw...

 

Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole Luke Shaw, Luke Shaw

 

Lukey, Lukey Shaw,

He's short and he's not very hard,

He's wanted by Arsenal,

Lukey Shaw, Shaw

 

He stands just over 3ft 2",

Lukey, Lukey,

He'll leave us when we drop out the Premier League,

Lukey Lukey,

He get's the ball, he plays it safe, he wears the shirt of Oliver Bernard

Lukey, Lukey he's better than Danny Fox.

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Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide

No escape from reality

Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

Because I'm "easy come, easy go"

Little high, little low

Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

 

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama, ooo

Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

 

Too late, my time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Body's aching all the time

Goodbye everybody - I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, ooo - (any way the wind blows)

I don't want to die

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

 

I see a little silhouette-o of a man

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

 

 

Thunderbolt and lightning -- very, very frightening me

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Luke Shaw -- magnifico!

 

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come easy go -- will you let me go?

Luke Shaw! No! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!

Luke Shaw! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!

Luke Shaw! We will not let you go! -- Let me go!

Will not let you go! -- Let me go! Never!

Never let you go! -- Let me go!

Never let me go! -- ooo

 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia! Let me go!

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!

for me!

for me!!

 

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye

So you think you can love me and leave me to die

Oh baby -- can't do this to me, baby

Just gotta get out -- just gotta get right outta here

 

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters to me

 

 

 

 

Well why not, it's a likely as some of the suggestions on here.

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I don't have to sell my soul

He's already in me

I don't need to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I don't have to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I don't need to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

Luke Shaw

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

You adore me

You adore me

You adore me

I wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

Wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna

I wanna

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna

I wanna

I gotta be Luke Shaw

 

I wanna be Luke Shaw

 

lulz

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I don't have to sell my soul

He's already in me

I don't need to sell my soul

He's already in me

 

Hi can we maybe try:

 

We don't have to sell Luke Shaw

He really hates Chelsea

We don't have to sell Luke Shaw

He really hates Chelsea

 

Don't wanna

Don't wanna

Don't wanna sell Luke Shaw

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Chorus of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6myNbk15sMs

 

I see him running down the left

He isn't old enought to drink

He should be tucked up in his bed

Shaw's Seventeen and sublime

He gets the ball and takes them on

Passes it like he is the Don

Don't sell this kid we should be keeping

Shaw's Seventeen and sublime

 

Probably a bit wordy, but at least it is something different.

certainly 'different'.
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Oh joy, another thread where we get to make "funnies" about unoriginal football chants without actually contributing anything constructive.

 

Points to Weymouth and sings*

 

Your not a mod, Your not a mod,

Your not a mod any more, your not a moooooood any more.

 

Sing with a curry, You only sing with a curry, Sing with a curry, You only sing with a curry.

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Oh joy, another thread where we get to make "funnies" about unoriginal football chants without actually contributing anything constructive.

 

I'm sorry, I guess some of us don't take this kind of stuff as seriously as yourself. Though I can't help but notice yours is probably the least constructive post on the thread. Now either make up a song or leave us alone.

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All chants should be simple or they will never catch on, also previously tried and tested for other players work.

 

Has the old Marion chant ever be reused? If not it could be adopted for Shaw:

 

Ohhhh Luuuuke, Oh Luuuuuke, Ohhhh Luuuukey Shaw

..... Ohhh Luukkke, Ohhh Luuuke, Ohhh Luukeyyy Shaw

 

(those who know the Marian Pahars chat will understand)

 

Simple and effective!

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