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[An homage to Orwell's 1984]

As Lowe's faithful lap-dogs placed the last of the cyanide capsules into Saturdays match day programs, BIG RUPERT watched over them from the telescreen. In a matter of days BIG RUPERT and his Thought Police would end thought crime amongst the Northam proles and St. Mary's would once again be empty.

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It's a cross between 1984 and that Dr Who (Christopher Ecclestone) episode set in the 2nd world war!!

 

Are you my mummy?

 

 

 

 

 

(In homage to the Doctor Who episode which introduced Capn Jack to us)

 

But also in that whole other way

 

[An homage to Orwell's 1984]

As Lowe's faithful lap-dogs placed the last of the cyanide capsules into Saturdays match day programs, BIG RUPERT watched over them from the telescreen. In a matter of days BIG RUPERT and his Thought Police would end thought crime amongst the Northam proles and St. Mary's would once again be empty.

 

I win :D

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This is the only photo we have of Barry the briefcase and his team presenting their investment plan to Rupert Lowe (out of screenshot). After the meeting Rupert Lowe was heard to say to other sfc board members that he was slightly suspicious of these guys as it seemed they had no proof of funds.

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Man standing: "Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain. Big Mother F***er is watching you!"

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JP's inexperience is shown up yet again.

 

The old joke about having to flood the pitch to bring the "sub" on was totally missed as he felt it was another of Lowe's Sports Science strategies.

 

Forecast (2nd from left) also wondered about the possible long term health risks of wearing the emergency underwater breathing apparatus every week while warming the bench

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