Master Bates Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Doesn't need a caption. LoL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Anyone smell a rat in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 'OK... he'll be in shortly. Try and look normal so that we dont have to take these off and have to smell the bull****.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 i think mine would result in me being banned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 OK one more: Standing Guy: 'Mfff mmphhs mmmmmffffphhhhh immmmff'. Rest: 'Mfff mff mff emmmmf emf'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia Sllim Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 When you take these off, beware of the "lunatic fringe" as the picture shows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Right , everyone ready, now lets go and test the pies and lager from the Northam concourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 It's a cross between 1984 and that Dr Who (Christopher Ecclestone) episode set in the 2nd world war!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Are you my mummy? (In homage to the Doctor Who episode which introduced Capn Jack to us) But also in that whole other way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 [An homage to Orwell's 1984] As Lowe's faithful lap-dogs placed the last of the cyanide capsules into Saturdays match day programs, BIG RUPERT watched over them from the telescreen. In a matter of days BIG RUPERT and his Thought Police would end thought crime amongst the Northam proles and St. Mary's would once again be empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 It's a cross between 1984 and that Dr Who (Christopher Ecclestone) episode set in the 2nd world war!! Are you my mummy? (In homage to the Doctor Who episode which introduced Capn Jack to us) But also in that whole other way [An homage to Orwell's 1984] As Lowe's faithful lap-dogs placed the last of the cyanide capsules into Saturdays match day programs, BIG RUPERT watched over them from the telescreen. In a matter of days BIG RUPERT and his Thought Police would end thought crime amongst the Northam proles and St. Mary's would once again be empty. I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
channonwindmill Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 "Right chaps - I think we all know what the target looks like by now. Collect your weapons on the way out, and good luck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offix Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Don't you for one moment be fooled by the grin on his face, this guy is toxic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philgecko Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 "Rupert I know we have to cut our cloth, but really, do we have to clean the loos........?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 OK everyone, you now know who you are protecting - onto Room 2 for the issue of your Green Jackets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Will the real Richard Chorley please stand up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 When Lowe said to 'mask the dodgy dealings in the board room' i don't think he meant this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 The preparations are underway for Ian Dowie at the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 This is the face of our agent on Earth, whose mission it is to ruin the Saints Football Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 The consortium from Wimbledon Common discuss the only stumbling block to their Southampton take over bid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 'And this is the face of our new member. So all in favour of admitting Lowe to the Gimps Anonimous club please raise your hands.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 'Welcome to the annual general meeting of the Southern Sado masichists club. First on the agenda is inviting this man to be our general secretary so that he can explain how he can inflict so much pain on 15 thousand people at once, over such a long period of time' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Sorry about this everyone, but SMS is built on a former gas works. (I'm starting to get deperate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 When asked what he thought about being chairman again, Lowe said, 'It'll be a gas.' The rest of the board thought they wouldn't take any chances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Rupert lowe: We all think he's a C***, but at least he is loved by the mole people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Prior to the last away game of the season, the one in the middle is saying; 'To be honest, I think we look more like JP than Lowe in these fancy dress costumes.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 BDSM at St Marys to raise cash for players wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 8 January, 2009 Share Posted 8 January, 2009 Right men his names Rupert Lowe, aka Kay Hunt. He's tearing St Mary's apart, so let's get in there and nail the bastard, be careful he fights dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 9 January, 2009 Share Posted 9 January, 2009 This is the only photo we have of Barry the briefcase and his team presenting their investment plan to Rupert Lowe (out of screenshot). After the meeting Rupert Lowe was heard to say to other sfc board members that he was slightly suspicious of these guys as it seemed they had no proof of funds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cortee Posted 10 January, 2009 Share Posted 10 January, 2009 See? even if you just veiw his image you get that smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
September Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 The smell of Bullsh1t from the Great Leader was overwhelming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 The team were not overly impressed with Rupert's latest but more economical 'portable eye gym' idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheClothCat Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Man standing: "Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but more merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress toward more pain. Big Mother F***er is watching you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 JP's inexperience is shown up yet again. The old joke about having to flood the pitch to bring the "sub" on was totally missed as he felt it was another of Lowe's Sports Science strategies. Forecast (2nd from left) also wondered about the possible long term health risks of wearing the emergency underwater breathing apparatus every week while warming the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint 76er Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 "Now can you see that cloning MUST be banned?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint 76er Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 "Now can you see that cloning MUST be banned?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 As usual all motions at the weekly St Mary's Board meeting were carried due to no sensible objections being made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 As usual all motions at the weekly St Mary's Board meeting were carried due to no sensible objections being made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Rupert's master plan makes scents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Rupert's master plan makes scents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Weapons of Mass Distruction now found!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Weapons of Mass Distruction now found!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Rupert's master plan makes scents One liners like this, could earn you a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Rupert's master plan makes scents One liners like this, could earn you a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 World class catering, my @rse !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 World class catering, my @rse !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Obviously taken before the Smirking ban was introduced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 Obviously taken before the Smirking ban was introduced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonToo Posted 12 January, 2009 Share Posted 12 January, 2009 (edited) Rupert's chronic flatulance had not responded well to treatment. Edited 12 January, 2009 by gordonToo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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